Tow the Confusion
Rachel's hospitol room
Joey: Ok, what?
Rach: What are you doing down there, Joe?
Joey: i found this ring in Ross' coat
Rach: Oh my god. put it back.
Joey puts it back, walks to the door and turns around to say: don't forget what i said. i'll always be there for you.
Rach: i won't.
Rach is alone in the room for 20 secs when Ross walks in
Ross: (hands her the flowers) These are for you.
Rach: they're pretty, but i can't drink them.
Rach: i asked you to get me a soda.
Ross: sorry, i just thought you'd like flowers better.
Rach: thinking again, huh Ross?
Ross: Are you okay?
Rach: i'm just peachy.
Ross: I know i forgot your soda, but geeze
Rach: i'm sorry. but i'm tired, thirsty and--
Ross: and i'll go get your soda.
Chandler: isn't it scary to think that we could be having a baby in like 9 months.
Monica: God that's a long time. I wish we already had a baby. hey, oh nevermind.
Monica: do you think we could borrow a baby?
Chandler: What? are you crazy people get arrested for that.
Monica: no, actually, they get arrested for stealing a baby. we are just going to borrow one. We intend to give it back.
Chandler: you're nuts.
Monica: but there is nobody watching. just walk up and take one.
Chandler: i don't think so.
Chandler: alright, alright. but if i get cought-
Monica: you won't get cought, so go. get a good one.
Joey: and i went to get tissues and a ring fell out of Ross: jacket. i showed it to Rachel and i think that she thought that i was proposing.
Pheebs: What'd she say?
Joey: she said okay, but i think she realised that i wasn't proposing and she tried to cover up and asked what i was doing.
Pheebs: this really sucks for Ross b/c i talked him into proposing to Rachel.
Joey: i won't say anything to Ross if she won't. maybe we just won't tell him what happened. so, you don't say anything either.
Pheebs: don't get all floopy! i won't say anything.
Monica: look, we have a baby!
Pheebs: how long have we been here?
Chandler: no, we borrowed it.
Pheebs: how could you borrow a baby? you guys better give it back or you'll get in trouble!
Monica: We will, but when we are good and ready.
Chandler (to Pheebs): just don't tell anyone and we won't get in trouble.
Pheebs: excuse me, but who are you?
Scene: Rachel's hospitol room
Ross walks in with a soda: enjoy the soda
Rach: sorry about before
Ross: what are you sorry for? for not being appreciative that i gave you flowers, b/c it's okay. you haven't-
Rach: no it's not okay. i knew you were gonna defend my actions, but there was not excuse for the way i was acting, okay?
Ross: fine. look, i'm gonna be heading off
Rach: no, i don't want to be alone.
Ross: you are so tired. you need sleep and i'll be back early in the morning, okay?
Rach: okay. bye
Ross: byeScene: Hallway
Ross: when will Rachel and the baby be able to come home?
Doctor: Everything looks great, so i would say sometime tomorrow around noon.
Ross: Great. i'll tell her father to visit us around the day after tomorrow.
Doctor: you are kidding, right?
Ross: not so much. her father hates me.
while this conversation is going on, Monica is listening in the background.
Monica (to Ross): i'm just gonna say good bye to Rachel.
Ross: Fine. are you gonna come back tomorrow?
Monica: Well, one of my best friends just had a baby, what do you think?
Ross: a "yes" or a "no" would have been great, but thanks.
Rachel's hospitol room
Rach: thank god Mon. i really need to talk to you.
Monica: What? is everything okay?
Rach: joey was here and her was being really sweet to me b/c i had this talk w/Janice and she freaked me out so one thing lead to another and before i knew what happened, i thought Joey was proposing to me and i kinda said okay, but--
Monica: you said okay?!?!
Rach: i didn't mean it. i was just freaked out b/c Janice was here and said that sooner or later Ross was gonna meet someone and i would be all alone with Emma.
Monica: why were you even talking to Janice, especially about such a sensative subject?
Rach: Well, i tell ya, it was either talk about this or talk about her kid and Emma getting married.
Monica: the babies are like hours old. What is wrong with her?
Rach: well back to my problem, i think i fixed what i said b/c i said 'okay, what are you doing down there, Joe?' i mean, i think i fooled him.
Monica: i just- i just thought that you wanted to be with Ross.
Rach: i do. i don't know if he'll propose to me. i hope he does.
Monica: why don't you propose to him?
Rach: what? when?
Monica: you could propose tomorrow night b/c i overheard the doctor say that you would be able to come home sometime around noon tomorrow.
Rach: don't you think that's kinda soon?
Monica: soon? you just had his child and you think that proposing to him tomorrow is soon? what kind of calender do you live by?
hospitol room Rach is still sleeping
Mrs. Geller: How did you guys arrive at the name Emma? i thought you would name the baby after me.
Ross: see mom, we didn't know that. Monica gave it to us.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, how lovely. did you give Rachel the ring yet?
Rach just waking up: what ring? (even though her knew)
Ross: yeah mom, what ring?
Mrs. Geller: nevermind, so how are you doing Rachel?
Rach: i'm fine. i heard i could go home today. thank god. those damn nurses kept waking me up. how would they like if i woke them up like ever 3 hours?
Ross: they do that with all patients in a hospitol. it's just to make sure that you're not unconsious or something.
Rach: couldn't they just hitch me up to some kind of fancy machine?
Mrs. Geller: well, don't worry sweetheart, you'll be in your own bed tonight. If you 2 don't mind, i'm gonna go call your father, Ross.
The doctor comes in
Doctor: Rach, since you slept until 10, you only have 2 hours to wait until you can be checked out. here is Emma.
Doctor: now if you 2 will excuse me, i have paperwork to fill out. (she walks out)
Rach: so seriously, what ring?
Ross: i have no idea what she was talking about.
Ross: oh, and i have a surprise for you.
Rach: what is it?
Ross: if i told you, it wouldn't be a suprise, now would it?
Monica, Chandler, and Pheebs walk in and all say: good morning
Rach & Ross: good morning
Ross: i'm kinda hungry. anyone want to come to the cafetreria with me?
Pheebs & Chandler: sure
After they leave, Rach says: Mon, i've got news.
Monica: no, just tell me
Rach: fine, well Ross says he's got a suprise for me.
Monica: do you think he could be proposing?
Rach: no.(sarchasticly) that thought never entered my mind.
Pheebs to Chandler: so, did you work out the whole baby thing
Ross: what whole baby thing?
Chandler: well, Monica and i kind of borrowed a baby from the nursery and yes we worked it all out.
Ross: how could you guys take a baby. that is just so wrong.
Pheebs: as long as they returned it, i don't see anything wrong
Ross: you don't see anything wrong? you guys probably scared the crap out of the hospitol b/c all hell breaks loose when a baby is missing
Chandler: and you are such an expert when it comes to babies dissapearing from a hospitol.
Ross: well, i'm going to change the subject to my suprise for Rachel
Pheebs and Chandler: what suprise?
Ross: well, when Rachel was still in labor, i called one of my students and hired him to paint the nursery and put in a carpet.
Pheebs: oooh, what colors
Ross: the walls are light rose colored and the carpet is a light maroon.
Chandler: so it's pink and purple
Ross: no it's light rose colored and light maroon
Chandler: sure, whatever you say there
Pheebs: did you also get someone to put together the furniture, b/c you can't put the baby on boxes, ya know.
Ross: really? (sarcastically)
Rachel and Ross' apartment
Rach: i know we just got home, but i was wondering if maybe tonight you want to go out for dinner. sort of a welcome home thing.
Ross: i guess, but first i have a surprise for you
Rach: what is it?
Ross: just follow me (he shows her the nursery)
Rach: Ross, it is so beautiful. when did this happen?
Ross: i'm just gonna keep that my little secret, okay?
Rach: this is the most beautiful room ever. thank you
Ross: don't mention it. i mean, it's the least i can do.
Rach: it's stunning. Look Emma, this is your room!
Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment
Monica: do you think it's positive
Chandler: it takes time for these things to happen. you just don't get pregnant over night.
Monica: the box says that if the stripe is blue, it's positive and if the stripe is pink it's negative. there is still 10 seconds left
Chandler: what does it say?
Monica: it's a purple stripe
Chandler: great, now what does that mean?
Monica: it means... it doesn't say. Chandler it doesn't say!
Chandler: why don't we just go to a doctor and find out
Monica: no, i'm scared of doctors.
Pheobe: it turns out that Cliff is a real creep. he's a cross between Roger and Parker.
Joey: so he's "Rarger"
Pheobe: this is serious. i'm 32 and i am not even close to having a relationship
Joey: try having your heart smashed-twice
Phoebe: Why would i want to do that?
Pheobe: i'm just really down in the dumps
Joey: look, maybe we could go on a pretend date, i mean just to get you out of the dumps.
Phoebe: Joey, it would be weird, and isn't that how you fell in love with Rachel. Wait, sure, let's go out on a pretend date.
Joey: it's a date!
Scene: Rachel & Ross' apartment
Rach: i want you to know something
Ross: what is it?
Rach: i know about the ring that you carried around in your pocket
Ross: oh. speaking of which, where is it?
Rach: i've got it
Rach: well, if you don't plan on asking me to marry you, i'll ask you to marry me.
Ross: (stunned) Huh??
Rach: i mean, we've known eachother for a long time, you aren't gonna see anybody. i won't see anybody. we have a daughter together and we live together. it's just all so perfect.
Ross: is this like the trick you played on me when i had to pee? Cause if it is, it's just mean.
Rach: it's no trick, will you marry me? (as she leans in to kiss him)
Ross pulls away: let me think about it
Rach: what? (angrily)
Ross: i've thought about it and yes! i would love to marry you.
end of episode
episode: The One With the Multiple Fetuses
Scene: doctor's office
Monica: i hate being here.
Chandler: i know but we have to find out what that purple line meant
Monica: i know i know
Dr. Frandler walks in: how is everyone today
Chandler: we're a bit confused
Dr. F: i heard about your little problem and i don't know what a purple line means. anyway, i wouldn't trust those things. they're hardly ever right
Monica: that's funny b/c my friend just gave birth and she found out she was pregnant using one of those things-- the same brand infact!
Dr. F: yeah, okay. well i had my nurse give you the test and --
Chandler: is that what that was? (sarchastically)
Dr. F: yes, we should have the results by next week.
Monica: what do you mean next week? can't you do a sonogram or something. what the hell kind of doctor are you?
Chandler: Mon, stop freaking out.
Dr. F: i didn't think of a sonogram and you are my first patient ever. aren't you lucky?!?
Monica whispers to Chandler: i knew we should have gone to Rahcel's doctor.
Joey: so, what do you do on a date?
Pheebs: well, i usually make small talk, we eat, desert, and desert
Joey: whoa, sounds good to me
Pheebs: how about you?
Joey: you do not want to know what i do on a date.
Pheebs: why not?
Joey: look, there's Ross, Rachel and Emma!
Pheebs: don't change the subject!
Joey: seriously! turn around
Pheebs: you're right. they must be celebrating being home. Hey guys! come on over!
Rach: hey look! we're engaged!
Pheebs: now remember Ross, no divorce... no divorce
Rach: very funny Pheebs. so, what are you 2 doing here?
Joey: we're going out on a pretend date b/c Pheebs is all sad.
Ross: why are you sad
Pheebs: that guy that i meant in the hospitol is a creep. i just don't meat any good guys anymore. i mean i want someone who isn't looking for a one night stay
Ross: so you're going out with Joey?
Pheebs: yeah, why
Ross: no reason
Rach: well, we'll let you 2 get back to your pretend date
Scene: doctor's office
Monica: so, what do you see
Dr. F: i see like 3 fetuses
Chandler: wow, i'm good
Monica: you mean like triplets?
Dr. F: you got it
Chandler: we are going to need a bigger place. maybe somewhere in Connecticut.
Monica: why can't we just-- wait, Doctor, are you sure you see 3, b/c you didn't even think to try a sonogram.
Dr. F: i may not have remembered that part, but i definentely see three circle things. you may get a second opinion if you wish
Monica: we will.
Chandler: if you're wrong, can we sue you?
Chandler: well, one can always use some extra cash
Written by Angelina Kozak <firstname.lastname@example.org>