FRIENDS: PART ONE
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Scene: MT Sinal Hospital (Ross is arriving with Rachel in the wheelchair
waiting for the materinty ward)
Ross: Alright we timed it just right home and to the hospital in fifthteen
Rachel: (deadpan) The hard part is truly over. You don't have to deliver
All: Hi guys (The gang)
Ross: How'd ya'll get here before us.
Rachel: Ok Ross you stay and talk I'm going to have our baby.
Ross: (To the nurse behind the desk) Good afternoon I'm Ross Geller and
this is Rachel Green (Points toward her) we called from the cab.
Nurse: Yeah, we have a semi-private room ready for your arrivial.
Rachel: Go by that with me again.
Nurse: We have a semi-private room ready for your arrival.
Rachel: Listen lady this is not the only hospital in New York! (Gasping as
she starts a contraction)
Nurse: (See's how troubled Rachel is and turns toward Ross) Would you
like to see a semi-private room.
Ross: Yes I believe so. (Massaging Rachel's shoulder)
Nurse: (Show's them to a room)
Scene: Semi-Private Room (Rachel has just been wheeled into the room)
.Gawd!!! (Ross and Rachel are, needless to say, stunned
at the arrival of Janice.)
Janice: Congratulations you two I didn't know you were having a baby
Rachel: Well this is our fourth time we got back together so it's good that
pregnant. So we decided to stay together.
Sid: Your one lucky man Ross I could never get a gal that beautiful. (Rachel blushes)
Janice: Oh silly me I forgot to introduce my husband. Ross, Rachel this is
nabbed him off in jail. Good thing I got arressted to. (Does the laugh)
(Scene: The waiting room)
Phoebe: It's been three hours labor takes longer now these days.
Joey: Poor Rachel she probably feels so uncomfortable.
Phoebe: Now Joe your not getting those mood feelings for Rachel are you.
Joey: Me, no course not. (Even though he does have feelings for her)
(Scene: Outside the nusery)
Monica: Aren't ya'll all so cute!!!! (Talking baby talk to the babies)
Chandler: Ha caught you looking in on the babes.
Monica: Oh Chandler I just want one so bad!
Chandler: You know I've been thinking about it lately to. Is it just because
here giving birth is that why we want one so bad are is it us.
Monica: Oh I donno honey maybe we should just think this through.
(Scene: Semi-Private Room)
Dr. Jekins: you've dilated three centimeters Rachel very good. (Walks ff to
Janice: Oh hi Doc I've having a very good time (Does the laugh)
Dr. Jekins: Looks like your just about ready to go into delivery. (Wheels her
out of the
Rachel: Oh look at that now Ross Janice even beat me what's wrong with our baby!
Ross: Well I guess she's thinking you made such a nice home for her in the
months that she just wants to a stay a while longer.
(The gang enters)
Monica: How's everything going?
Rachel: Well it seems that this baby just wants to live inside me.
Ross:Oh Chandler you just missed Janice they rolled her out of here.
(Rachel's parents enter)
Sandra: Rachel darling are you all-right.
Rachel: No mother I'm having the baby today, duh
Seth: Duh San she's here just for the fun of it (I donno what Rachel's Dad's
so I made it up)
Sandra: So have you thought of any baby names yet.
Ross: We've been thinking if its a girl Cameron Jude or if its a boy we thought
Mr.& Mrs. Green: We need to talk to you and Ross before the birth
Mr. Green: (Motions eveybody to head outside)
Mrs. Green: Since ya'll are having this baby together have ya'll thought of
Rachel: Mom there's nothing else going to happen.
Ross: I know where she's getting at. Marriage right.
Rachel: Can I speak to Ross alone.
(Mr. & Mrs. Green depart)
Rachel: Ross honey I donno.
Ross: (Kneels on one knee)
Ross: Rachel Karen Green will you marry me.
(Rachel is astounded)
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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