The One With Mr. Fince
Written by: Zahira
This is a fanfic which might be similar to some of the fanfics you have read.
This is an episode that never happened in the real episode.
Scene: Chandlers and Monicas apartment. Monica and Chandler making out on the couch. Everyone else went in while the couple acts as if nothing had happen.
Chandler: Ya know what? I think we should get a new tv set.( Facing the gang ) Well, hi there!
Joey: Why would you wanna get a new tv set his ones fine besides it has porn.
Chandler: Thanks for the speech you just made there Joe .. I think I need that for me to think twice.
Ross: So what are you guys doin tonight?
Rachel: I got a date tonight so you guys have to decide.
Phoebe: Me too.
Ross: With a guy?
Ross: Im talking to Rachel.
Rachel: No Ross, Im going with a women I met at the gym. ( smilling )
Monica: So whats his name?
Joey: How can you be dating Ross when he doesnt know you have a date and asking us what are we doing tonight.
Rachel: His full name is Ross Fince
Chandler: Hey Ross I didnt know that you changed your name?
Ross: Ha ha. (sarcastically)
Phoebe: When are you going to introduce him to us.
Chandler: Why would she introduce him to us. We already know him well. ( looking at Ross )
Rachel: Im going to meet him at 7 so if you guys wanna meet him be at central perk before 7. (she leaves)
Monica: So Pheebs whats his name?
Chandler: Is that the Roger that I hate?
Phoebe: Its another Roger that you will not hate coz Im gonna make you like him.
Scene: Central perk. Everyones present except for Rachel (duh!)
[Rachel comes in with Ross (not Ross Geller).]
Rachel: Everyone this is Ross. (to Ross) This is everyone.
(now we see Rosss face which is not like Ross but more like Chandler)
Chandler: Ahhhh !!!
(Ross goes to Rachel)
Ross: Hi there, Im Ross Geller.
Ross: Um Rach, can I talk to you for a moment?
(they go to the counter)
Ross: Um Rach, I think this is not a good time to tell you this but (nervously) Um, Rach .um, I love you Rachel.
Rachel: What?! Are you serious or you just making a joke?! If your making a joke .. Im telling ya its not funny coz this involves .(gets interrupted)
Ross: Rachel, I think we better get going the restaurant closes at 10 and its like 8 now so ..
Rachel: Okay. (to Ross) Um .. Ross Ill talk to you later okay I will settle this with you.
Monica: Ross, what do you think of the other Ross.
Phoebe: What were you talking to Rachel just now?
Monica: Forget my question.
Ross: Um .
Ross: I told her that I love her (pauses) was that a mistake?
Chandler: What did you just do??
Ross: I dunno . I think Im still in love with .heck, I was always in love her other wise why would I say her name at the altar.
Monica: So , what did she say?
Ross: Well, we were interrupted .. but she said that she will settle it with me tonight well, I hope so cause if she dont talk to me today it means that shes sleeping with me .. I mean Ross Ross Fince.
Scene: Ross apartment. Ross sitting on the couch doing nothing.
Ross: (thinking) Its already 11 and Rachel havent shown up or called yet? Maybe his sleeping with that tall guy . Phew! Ross Fince . Who does he think he is?
(heard knocks on the door. Opens the door)
Ross: Oh hi!
Ross: Your back early why didnt ya (gets in erupted by Rachel)
Rachel: Why did you have to tell me that you love me ..why cant you tell me before my date shown up or after Ross and I broke up or something??
Ross: But Rach, we are already broken up.
Rachel: Not you Ross Fince.
Ross: Well I didnt know what to do I mean I still love you and I dun wanna lose you again but I thought you were not going to meet guys so I decided to wait for a few days thinking what to tell you when I wanna tell you that I love you.
Ross: I mean when I was about to marry Emily Im still love you . I said your name at the altar.
Rachel: I thought youre happy when I was there and you said my name accidentally. (Ross gives her a look) Oh my god you really meant that so now you wanna get back together?
Ross: Well yeah .. I do
I do so much and I promise I will not hurt you
like I did.
(Ross kisses Rachel first then they start to sunk into it.)
Scene: Central perk .(All present except for Ross and Rachel. Duh!)
Chandler: Joey would you like to have a subscription to Playboy
Joey: (excited) Yeah ! Do you wanna pay the bills for me?
Chandler: Ah No ,Im just asking.
Monica: Pheebs .. Hows your date last night and when are you going to introduce him to us?
Phoebe: It was really great and I will if you guys promise youll be nice especially you Chandler.
(Ross comes in)
Ross: Hey guys! Have you seen Rachel?
Ross: We kissed last night at my apartment but we didnt do it.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys kissed so are you gonna get back together.
Ross: Actually I dun no . thats why Im looking for her.
Joey: Maybe his out with you I mean the other Ross.
Chandler: Did you guys notice that he looks much like me? Why does Rachel date people that looks like her friends?
Phoebe: Yeah! The first time was with Russ that look like Ross and now Ross which look like Chandler.
Scene: Monicas and Chandlers apartment.
(Rachel comes in)
Rachel: Hey guys.
Phoebe: So how did you make out last night?
Rachel: (to Ross) You told them?
Ross: Well yeah .. Why is that a mistake or something?
Chandler: Uh no .. she just think that you shouldnt tell us.
(everyone looks at Chandler)
Chandler: What?! Thats true!
Scene: Central perk (all present. Rachel siting at the counter with a cup of coffee as Ross walks to her.)
Ross: Hey Rach .. About last night are we going to go back together or you just kiss me for pleasure?
Rachel: I dunno Ross. I mean every time we got back together something will get in the way.
Ross: Ok then now we just have to try not to let those things get in the way.
Rachel: I dunno Ross its just hard you know.
Ross: Okay , lets say we did go back together .. What about the other Ross.
Rachel: What about him?
Ross: Arent you with him?
Rachel: Yeah no. We are not together .. I found out that he dumped all his ex girlfriends coz they awful in bed. Ugggghhhh!! What a jerk.
Ross: Cmon Rach give me another chance.
Ross: What did you just say??
Rachel: Okay!! ..
(kisses Ross passionately)
Scene: Ross apartment. I think you should know what going on.
Ross: Hi sweetie.
Rachel: I cant believe Im waking up next to you again.
Scene: Central perk. (All present except for Ross and Rachel)
Monica: Hows with Roger?
Phoebe: Uggghhh !! I dumped him he said that you guys are so irritating.
Joey: Way to go Pheebs!