Hey here is part three, I had planend to cover ten years in each part but that is not going to happen, so this is going to be more than 5 parts not sure how many though.
Here is part three of my fic Life Through the Years Its now 2030 and Im going to give a run down of the characters before I begin the fic(I know all the diff people in it can be confusing and as the years go on it will only get worse) J
Ok Ross and Rachel have 4 children: Chelsea, Mallory, Courtney and Scott-Chelsea died as a child. Mallory is now 26 and engaged to a man named Mike and Courtney is 23 and Scott is 18.
Monica and Chandler have two children, Steven and Laura. Steven is now 27 and Laura is 25. Steven is gay and living with a man named Houston(who everyone accepts) Laura is living in Miami and working as a stripper, she basically flipped out and started drinking, stripping, flunking out of school etc Her relationship with her parents(esp Monica) is very strained.
Phoebee was married to David for a brief time but they divorced she is now married to Joey(has been for 21yrs) and they have a son named Tyler who is 23
Girl Chandler(Channie) became very close to Phoebe and the group after her parents were killed in a car accident as was Frank JR(two diff accidents) recently Leslie also was killed in a fire. Girl Chandler is now married to a man named Ryan and they have three children: Deidra who is 6 and Amber who is 3 and Lucus who was born in Jan 2030 and is now 4 months old.
Ben is married to a women named Kate and their daughter Molly is 9 years old. I didnt mention this before but Carol and Susan are still together but moved to San Francisco after Ben finished High School, Ben is now 35 years old.
Now on with the next part J This will cover the next few years. I had originally planned to cover ten years each chapter but if I did that they would be way to long, so Im just going to get to a good stopping point, post and then start a new one.
Oh and a lot of new characters will be introduced in this part mainly the grandchildren, and in part four I will do another synopsis like this to remind you all of who everyone is J
RACHEL: You look so beautiful Mallory, you cant believe how proud I am of you.
MALLORY: thanks mom. That means a lot to me. Mom, can I ask you a question?
RACHEL: of course
MALLORY: were you nervous at your wedding
RACHEL: well that depends. The first one I just popped out the window and got the hell out, the 2nd one well, too drunk to care, then the 3rd and 4th yeah a bit, but I knew I was with the man of my dreams.
MALLORY: I still find it absolutely hilarious that 3 of your marriages were to the same person
RACHEL: hey, you just watch it there miss. That is not funny, not funny at all(pause) ok yeah it is funny.
MALLORY: I love you and all mom, but I really hope that when I go down that aisle and marry Mike its for keeps.
RACHEL: thats what every women hopes. Believe me you do not have to worry, Mike is a great man and its obvious how much he cares for you.
MALLORY: do you really think so
RACHEL: Mal, I know so. He loves you so much and this is going to be the most magical day of your life. You have absoluty nothing to worry about. Now are you ready?
MALLORY: Yeah, yes I am. I cant wait to become Mrs. Michael Jacobs.
USHER: Mam, everybody is seated, we need to get you seated before the processional begins(escorts Rachel to the front row)
(everyone else is there, Courtney is a bridesmaid and Deidra is the flower Girl the wedding colors are light blue and white)-Music begins and everyone rises
A:N I know Ross is Jewish and Rachel is part Jewish but I dont know how a Jewish wedding ceremony would go, so Im just going to do the normal way and say its with a Clergy person.*
CLERGY: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Michael Joseph Jacobs and Mallory July Geller. If there is anyone who believes this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
TYLER(whispering to Scott) hey, Ill pay you 20 dollars to say something
SCOTT: yeah and have my own sister murder me, I dont think so
ROSS: (softly) Scott Ryan Geller this is your sisters wedding and I suggest you mind your manners if you know whats good for you.
SCOTT: yes sir
CLERGY: Michael, repeat after me. I Michael take thee Mallory to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health until death parts us
MICHAEL: I Michael take thee Mallory to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold in sickenss and in health until death part us
CLERGY: now Mallory. Repeat after me. I Mallory take thee Michael to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickenss and in health until death parts us
MALLORY: I Mallory take thee Michael as my lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold, in sickenss and in health until death parts us.
CLEGY: Michael please place the ring on Mallorys finger and repeat after me. With this ring I thee wed, and I set this as a bond of our everlasting love
MICHAEL: With this ring I thee wed and I set this as a bond of our everlasting love
CLERGY: now Mallory, with this ring I thee wed and I set this as a bond of our everlasting love
MALLORY: With this ring I thee wed, and I set this as a bond of our everlasting love.
CLERGY: with the power vested in me by the state of NY I now pronounce you man and wife-you may kiss the bride
(Mike lifts up Mallorys veil and the two of them begin kissing as everyone stands up and applauds)
DEIDRA: Mommy, Know what?
G CHANDLER: what?
DEIDRA: Im never getting married
RYAN: really, why not sweetie
DEIDRA: cause then Id have to kiss a boy, ewww gross
COURTNEY: some day youll want to kiss boys DeeDee
DEIDRA: nuh uh, never.
COURTNEY: Oh I bet you will. You wanna know something funny?
DEIDRA: what, what, what!!!
COURTNEY: when Scott was little he swore he would never ever kiss girls, and now he kisses them all the time
DEIDRA: Scotty kisses girls??
COURTNEY: yep he sure does
DEIDRA: do you do you Scotty, huh huh???(starts tugging on his suit)
DEIDRA: do you kiss girls
DEIDRA: I dont ever wanna be a teenager or an adult, cause you guys do gross stuff
TYLER: hey ladybug, what else do we do thats so weird
DEIDRA: you eat gross food and you watch boring tv shows, all my daddy does is watch sports and borring documentarys about Space Travel
COURTNEY: so dont you wanna get married DeeDee
DEIDRA: course I do, I wanna wear a beautiful white dress and have pretty flowers and everone will wear pink and Ill look so, so pretty
COURTNEY: well if you get married you have to kiss a boy
DEIDRA: I know
TYLER: wait, didnt you j ust say you dont want to kiss a boy
DEIDRA: yeah but I can still get married
GIRL CHANDLER: sweetie, when you get married you kiss your husband
DEIDRA: Momma, I know. I will kiss him but only that one time, but thats it
TYLER: so whys your husband gonna want to be married if you dont kiss him
DEIDRA: cause Ill make him soup and we can eat ice cream all day
SCOTT: now that sounds like a marriage, Ice cream and soup, wish I could find me a women like that. Hey Dee, wanna wait a few years and marry me
SCOTT: all right then here(hands her a flower from the centerpiece) you have to keep this flower forever and then someday we will get married
DEIDRA: ok but not til Im at least in Kindergarten
SCOTT: Oh, I agree totally.Id like to finish High School first too.
DEDIRA: Ok, then deal but you cannot kiss no more girls
SCOTT: yes mam. Now we have to shake on it(they shake)
RYAN: so Scott, speaking of High School are you excited about next month?
SCOTT: Oh yeah, I cannot wait to get the hell out of that place.
COURTNEY: oooh is my little brother ready to move on to college. Dont be too excited you know mom is still upset about you going to California
SCOTT: Yeah I know, everytime I walk by she looks at me with puppy eyes or starts sniffling but I cant help it, I really want to go to Berkeley.
TYLER: when do you leave, oh and remind me to laugh at you next month
SCOTT: I leave for CA in August and huh???
TYLER: Dont you remember Mallorys Graduation?
SCOTT: not really, sorta but no, not following you.
TYLER: when we were at Mallorys graduation I promised I would laugh at you when I saw you in your graduation cap
SCOTT: Oh yeah, kinda hoping youd forget.
PHOEBE: So Rachel, your daughter married, now you can sit back, and wait for all those grandchildren to come
RACHEL: Yeah, I know(crying) all my babies are leaving me. Mallorys married, Courtney is grown up and Scott, Scotts leaving me(cries harder)
MONICA: Yeah but look at it this way, you get to look foreward to beautiful grandchildren, what do I get, nothing. I mean dont get me wrong I love Steven and I want him to be happy but with him well, unable to create children the normal way and Laura off doing god only knows what in Florida Im looking at pretty much a grandmotherless life
PHOEBE: Have you heard from Laura at all lately
MONICA: oh yes there was the letter she sent addressed to her dad with photos of her lying on a rug completely naked.
RACHEL: what the???
MONICA: yeah, you guys remember when Ross and Chandler fought over that joke in Playboy
MONICA: well these photos made the ones in that magazine look innocent.
MONICA: whoa is right, I just cant get through to her, no matter how hard I try. I write she doesnt write back, I call she either doesnt return my calls or hangs up on me. She is ruining her life and I cant do anything about it.
RACHEL: well, maybe youre not supposed to
MONICA: Im her mother dammit, Im supposed to make her listen to me
RACHEL: yeah but Mon, she is 25yrs old now, she has made her choices and now she needs to deal with what happens
MONICA: you know in her letter to her dad, the only letter she has sent him in over 5yrs she went into details about an ogy she was involved in
PHOEBE: oh my god, does she not have a brain in her body
RACHEL: is she using protection?
MONICA: I can only hope
RACHEL: I still cant get over it, sweet little Laury
MONICA: well how do you think I feel, shes my daughter. I raised her, I tried to teach her a good example and to be a good parent and I failed, she is messed up and it must be my fault because what else could it possibly be?
PHOEBE: Ok it is not your fault
RACHEL: no kidding. You were a great mom to those kids, look at how awesome Steven turned out I mean hes one of the most successful Advertizing Execs in NYC, hes smart, hes kind, hes polite you did a great job.Laura just chose to go down a bad path, it has nothing to do you with you or anyone else, she made her choice and now whats done is done.
MONICA: yeah, but I still keep thinking if only
PHOEBE: if all you think about is the if onlys youll never truly enjoy life.
MONICA: yeah I know
RACHEL: anyways, what do you say we go congratulate my daughter and have some of that cake her father and I spent so much money on
MONICA: sounds good(the three of them walk over to the cake)
May 2030: Scotts Graduation(everyone is in the stands and is watching Scott walk in with his classmates)
TYLER: (starts pointing and laughing hysterically) oh my god, look at that dork, what an idiot. Hey everyone Scott Ryan Geller is such a dork
AMBER: Scotty, Scotty, Scotty!!! Mommy I see Scotty, I see him I do!
G CHANDLER: Yes dear, now sit down and be quiet
DEIDRA: where is he, huh wheres Scotty at
AMBER: hes over dere Deiwa
DEIDRA: my name is Deidra, Deidra not Deiwa.
AMBER: thas what I said, Deiwa.
DEIDRA: errrrgh, Moooom
RYAN: (Sternly) Girls
DEIRA/AMBER: Sorry Daddy
RACHEL: Ross, get out the camera, what are you waiting, for, turn it on, turn it on
COURTNEY: take a pill mom, geez
RACHEL: Hey, this is my babys gradation and I want every moment on tape
ROSS: Im trying Im trying, damn lens cap wont come off
RACHEL: well get it off, I dont want a repeat of what happened at Courtneys
MIKE: why, what happened at Courtneys?
MALLORY: my parents had the lens cap on for half of it and didnt notice until after shedone her Salutiturian speech.
COURTNEY: yeah my dad made me redo the whole speech that weekend at home. He even called the school to see if there was any possible way I could borrow a cap and gown to make it look authentic.
MOLLY: grandpa, how could you not know the lens cap was on, thats kinda dumb
ROSS: Hey its the same color as the camera, its a mistake anyone could have made
CHANDLER: Yes thats right
MONICA: you really think so
CHANDLER(to Monica) are you kidding me, no only an idiot would do something like that.
Two weeks later(at Scotts Grad party, Ross/Rachels house)-everyone is there including Brooke, Tylers girlfriend
MONICA: so Scott, hows it feel to finally be done with High School?
SCOTT: better than I could ever put into words, now I have the whole summer to relax and then California Baby
ROSS: um, excuse me?
ROSS: relax my foot kicked up your ass, youre going to be doing some work this summer
SCOTT: Daaad this is m y last summer at home, Ive been working since I was 15, you cannot possibly expect me to get a job this summer too
ROSS: oh, thats exactly what I expect young man and I know exactly where you can work too
SCOTT: Oh please, oh please tell me
ROSS: at the museum with me, you can work as a tour guide
SCOTT: oh yay! The museum(said with saracasm)
ROSS: what was that?
SCOTT: Oh yay!! The museum (said with fake enthusiasum)
CHANDLER: Come on Ross, its the boys Graduation party, talk about the boring stuff like work on another day
ROSS: fine(walks off)
CHANDLER: thank god, we dont have to listen to any dinosaur stories. So anyhow, are you having a good time Scott, got any good presents yet??? Made a lot of money?
SCOTT: Oh yeah! I havent even opened all my cards but so far Ive made 300 dollars. Ive had people I barely know send me money like great aunt Millie in Texas, but I was wondering um, is um, I mean do you have Lauras address or know if she is sending anything
MONICA: Sweetie, I dont think so, we dont hear from her much and I think she wants to just forget about her life here.
SCOTT: Yeah, yeah I know I just thought, I mean we were close once and I thought maybe
MONICA: I know, I know I wish the same thing every day, I wish that shell come back or remember the good times but as much as I hate to admit it I dont think it will ever happen.
JOEY: Scott, get over here were all playing volleyball youre on my team, were gonna beat the snot out of Tyler
TYLER: Yeah you just keep on dreaming dad
CHANDLER: hey, I want to play
MONICA: yeah volleyball, my team is soo gonna win
CHANDLER: Monica, youre 59 years old, do you think you could stop the competiveness for even just five minutes
CHANDLER: damn(sees the looks shes giving him) but I love you anyway
G CHANDLER: All right everybody, you have exactly 24 minutes until the burgers are ready.
MOLLY: what she means is, everbody get over there whos gonna play so we can start this game already
KATE: gosh our daughter is bossy
BEN: yep, sure is, now you heard here, lets play some volleyball!!!
CHANDLER: whats up with this, you dont have your girlfriend on the same team as you Tyler?
TYLER: well, I just thought shed do better on the other team
CHANDLER: and why is that
TYLER(softly) cause she sucks
TYLER cause she sucks
TYLER: (loudly) because she sucks ok, Im sorry Brooke but youre a horrible volleyball player
BROOKE: thats ok, theres lots of stuff I do, do well, course after this your chances of seeing it are pretty slim
(all the adults start cheering and laughing)
MOLLY: I dont get it
SCOTT: you will someday, munchkin
MOLLY: yeah, yeah, yeah are we gonna stand here all day or are we gonna play
JOEY: were gonna play, serving 0/0(he hits the ball over the net)
We now see a montage of the party, we see the team that Brooke is on beating Tylers team, Joey jumps up and down and cheers. Then we see everbody rushing over to eat hamburgers and steak and just sitting and talking, the middle aged adults in one group, the 20 somethings in another, the teens in one and the younger kids running around and playing tag, catch etc
Scotts graduation cake is brought out and he cuts it for everyone to have a piece, finally as the sky darkens people begin to gather their belongings and leave.
August 2030- California
Ross, Rachel and Scott are dropping him off at his dorm room at Berkeley.
ROSS: holy mother of all that is good and holy(a huge line of students waiting to check in and get their room keys streches out across the Quad
SCOTT (Throws a suitcase down and sits on it) gestures to the suitcase next to him. Have a seat dad
ROSS: no thanks, Ill just stand here, in this eternal line
RACHEL: what exactly do we have to do
SCOTT: we have to check in and get my room key and elevator pass key and then I guess we can start taking stuff up
RACHEL: why you brought your guitar along I do not know, you played the thing exactly 2 times in the past 4 years
SCOTT: maybe Ill feel like playing it again
RACHEL: whatever, but youre carrying it to the room, what floor are you on again
SCOTT: the 9th A.N: I actually live about 20 min from Berkeley, CA but I have never been to the school so I have no ideas what it is like, so Im just making this stuff up.
ROSS: so anyhoo, what are we going to do after this?
SCOTT: Oh I so want to go to the Wharf, and to that chocolate place
RACHEL: oh yes!!! We have got to go to Ghirdelli Square and to see the sea lions
ROSS: what sea lions
RACHEL: did you not read the San Francisco Guidebook, at Fishermans Wharf there is a spot where hundreds of Seas Lions lie and tourist stop by to watch them.
ROSS: wow, I did not know that(grabs the guidebook) It says here that ever since the big earthquake they have been coming in closer and closer to the area and that more and more of them come each year.
A.N: I have seen these sea lions many times and they are beyond cute, if you are ever in the SF area, go and see them*
RACHEL: hey Scott I have an idea, how about we call up Carol and Susan and see if they want to hang out with us?
SCOTT: ok is that cool with you dad?
ROSS: hmm my ex wife and her lesbian life partner, sounds good to me
RACHEL: Ross, you havent seen them in years Im sure theyd like an update on Molly
ROSS: I know Rach, I was just joking, Id love to see Carol again
SCOTT: what aobut Susan?
ROSS: I would never say Id love to see Susan, but I will tolerate seeing Susan.
RACHEL: hey the lines moving
SCOTT: bout damn time
ROSS: Scott Ryan Geller
SCOTT: Oh please dad, Im 18 I think I am old enough to say the word damn
RACHEL: hes got a point
ROSS: yeah I know, it just hard to stop the parental stuff ya know
SCOTT: Well Im going to be 3,000 miles away, I think you have to let go sometime dad
ROSS: Ill pretend I did not hear that
RACHEL: you know even though you are 18 and thousands of miles from home we still expect you to act like a gentleman and not do anything stupid.
SCOTT: Ill try not too
ROSS: youd damn well better try real hard
SCOTT: oooh dad, you said damn
ROSS: no @#%$
(They all laugh) finally Scott is moved into his room
ROSS: Ok, I called Carol and her and Susan will meet us at 2pm tommorow at the Embarcadero BART Station, then were all going to take the Muni to the Wharf and after we look around well take a cable Car to Powell Street for Dinner.
SCOTT: sounds fun
RACHEL: yeah, hey do you know what the weather will be tomorrow
ROSS: about 65 and windy
SCOTT: why mom?
RACHEL: so I can choose which shoes to wear with my outfit
SCOTT: Mom you must be the only almost 60yr old who still goes shoe shopping every weekend
ROSS: hell your mom also prob has the worldest largest supply of shoes
RACHEL: oh you two
(The Next day at the Berkley Bart station
ROSS: what the, how the hell does this thing work?
SCOTT: um dad, yeah yoo hoo, brain cells at work here. You take the ticket and turn it this end, see where it says this end up, and put it into the little slot, then oooh, ooh look its like magic, you can go thru and get on the train
ROSS: ok smart ass, which train do we take
SCOTT: well since that one says Pittsburg Bay Point/East Bay and that one says SF/Daly City/Colma Im gonna say the oen that says San Francisco.
(they pay and climb onto the train when it arrives)
ROSS: whoah, what a dilemma, which way to sit, some seats face foreward and some face backwards.
SCOTT: you know dad, I dont think its supposed to be a mind numbing issue, just pick a seat
They arrive at the Wharf.
RACHEL: Oh Ross, oh look at them, arent they the sweetest things you have ever seen. There must be hundreds of them.
ROSS: from what I can figure theres close to a thousand
RACHEL: wow, a thousand sea lions
SCOTT: I think its discusting how some people throw trash in the water
CAROL: It is, isnt it
RACHEL: Carol(they hug) how have you been
CAROL: pretty good-so this is that son of yours, wow, can certainly tell hes Rosss kid
SCOTT: Hi, nice to m eet you, so wheres Susan
CAROL: shes parking the car.
ROSS: you actually drove, Id get lost as anything with all those one way streets and the hills
CAROL: its not bad, you get used to it. So well give you the tour of the Wharf, take you to eat some of the Best Clam Chowder ever and then give you a tour of the rest of the city
RACHEL: like what??
CAROL: Well we can go through Chinatown, that wont take long though cause its pretty repetive and to be honest if youve been to one China Town youve been to them all. Then we can take a Cable Car to Lombard Street and then well s
Stop by Haight-Ashbury.
SUSAN: so are we going to stand around and talk all day, or are we going to get some food, Im starving
SUSAN: wow, so the rumors are true, you and Ross really did marry, and look at what you created
ROSS: actually we created 3 more besides him
SUSAN: oh, hello Ross
ROSS: hello Susan
(they go to a Seafood stand and everyone orders Clam Chowder-they find an outdoor table and sit down)
CAROL: so how is everyone back in NY?
RACHEL: everyone is great
CAROL: and how is my granddaughter?
ROSS: Molly? Oh she is wonderful, shes 10 and just the prettiest thing
RACHEL: oh yeah, Kate is already freaking out over her teenage years. Shes going into 5th grade and has already tried to wear Makeup to school.
SUSAN: how are all the others, is Courtney still with Grant
RACHEL actually they are getting married in 2032
CAROL: whoah, theyre thinking ahead
RACHEL: oh yes, she has decided it will take at least two years to plan the perfect wedding
ROSS: hmm sounds like someone I know-who had her life plan worked out by the time she was 30
RACHEL: yeah well someone screwed that up(said playfully)
RACHEL: anyways, and Tyler, Phoebe and Joeys son, is getting married to his girlfriend Brooke next April
CAROL: that is so weird to think of Phoebe and Joey with an adult son, I still think of Joey as the man who tried to convince me one night of passion would turn me straight
(they continue talking for a bit and then leave to look around SF-they see Lombard Street, Haight-Ashbury, China town, go on a Cable Car ride etc .) then 2 days later Ross and Rachel fly back home.
Monica and chandlers-the yard is set up for 4th of July. Now I want this to be like how 4th of July is in my town. Imangine tha Monica and Chandler live in a house on a residential street and there are hills and a park nearby. People come from all ove the area to sit on the hill and watch the Fireworks, and the kids play in the park. People who live nearby sit in their yards and have huge cookouts and parties. The nearby businesses(restararaunts etc..) have all their parking lots fill up with cars of people prked to watch the firewowrks and people set up lawn chairs in the parking lots. (Oh and if you havent figured, M/C do not live in NYC they live near it but not in it, same with R/R, P/J are still in the city though)
MOLLY: Mom, can I go play at the park
KATE: yes, if you take DeeDee and Amber with you
MOLLY: moooom, that is so not fair, Kindy and Leah want me to come over and do sparklers with them
KATE: It is 7pm its not even dark yet, take DeeDee and Amber to the park for one hour and then you can do sparklers.
MOLLY: fine, come on runts
DEIDRA: Im not a runt
AMBER: yeah no me
MOLLY: uh huh, yeah yeah, get a move on
KATE: Molly-do you want to be sent to the guestroom for the evening
MOLLY: no, come on guys lets go-were gonna have fun!
KATE: how am I ever going to get through her being a teenager, I used to wish we had another child but Im so glad we didnt
ROSS: oh, shes not that bad
BEN: Dad, she could rob a bank and youd think she was perfect, I dont remember you being this calm when I was young or with any of the girls
RACHEL: thats because we are grandparents, our job is to spoil the kids and not worry about what they do wrong
ROSS yes, its like Karma Ben, remember the time in 10th grade when you streaked through the hallway to win a 20 dollar bet
KATE: you did what??!!!
ROSS: yes, my son, your husband streaked naked down the hallway during the middle of school, in order to win a 20 dollar bet and I told him that one day he would have a child who would drive him crazy.
KATE: hmm, 20 dollars huh, wonder what youd do for 100
BEN: maybe tonight I show you
ROSS: and maybe you keep that part of your life private from your almost Senior Citizen Father
PHOEBE: (comes running up to the group) Oh my god, oh my god you will not belive who is here
RACHEL: Olivia Newton John
PHOEBE: no, but oh how cool would that be, we could sing Xanadu songs together
ROSS: Phoebe, who is here
RACHEL: Laura as in Monica and Chandlers Laura
PHOEBE: yep, she just walked in the door like nothing had ever happened
ROSS: so, what is she like
PHOEBE: oh shes as rude as ever, and well lets just say I think she has paid the Boob Job fairy a visit, if you know what I mean
BEN: Pheebs, when you put it that bluntly, its hard not to know
PHOEBE: shut up, boy who peeked at me while changing
KATE: Ben!!! Gee we should get together more often Im learning all kinds of things about my husband
BEN: I was 8yrs old, and Phoebe had left me alone playing a video game while she went to take a shower
PHOEBE: yeah, you make your excuses Ben Geller(jokingly)
KATE: so is anyone else wanting to stroll on inside and see Laura
RACHEL: hell yeah
(they all go inside and see Laura who is wearing a short, short, short, leather skirt, a pink crop top and high black boots, her chest has obviolsy went up a few cup sizes)
RACHEL: hello Laura
LAURA: oh hey Aunt Rach
ROSS: so are you in the area for good now Laura-perhaps making plans to continue to school
LAURA: no, I got a ride comin in the morning to take me into the city, a friend and I are gonna check out some of the clubs in the area.
MONICA: Laura, if you dont mind my asking, no wait I am your mother Ill ask whether you mind or not. What are you doing here, its obviously not because you cared about seeing any of us
LAURA: I came here because I have something to tell you. I debated not saying anything but since you are the grandparenst I guess you have a right to know
CHANDLER: would you just get on with wait a minute, what did you just say
(Monica is standing there with a smile on her face)
LAURA: yeah you heard me, I got myself knocked up, Im gonna have a baby-sometime next winter ive been told
MONICA: Im going to be a grandmother, yesss!!!
ROSS: wait a minute, you cant be doing what you do while your pregnant
LAURA: well see my Boss Ted, he doesnt want me to do any drinking or smoking while I;m pregnant, doesnt want bad press for the business, Il continue dancing as long as I can and then have the baby
MONICA: The hell you are, youre moving back home, today, this instant young lady
LAURA: you cant tel me what to do, Im raising my child in Miami, whee its far away from you
MONICA: you little Bitch(this is the first time Monica has ever spoken negatively at or about Laura)
LAURA: go to hell mother. Dad, Im sorry I was going to stay here tonight but I cant do this, Im just going to leave(walks outside to an expensive looking car(just pick a fancy car) (yells back to everyone) and Mom, if you think you will ever set his grandchild forget it, I dont want you to even remotely be a part of this childs life, as far as I am concerned it has no grandparents(gets in the car and speeds off)
Chapter 4 coming soon. Oh and for those who may think Im screwing Chandler
and Monica over, dont worry J I have plans for them.