TOW All of the Moving
[Central Perk](Everyone except Ross are there]
Pheobe: And then, I was all like no, and he was like yes! So our wedding has been changed to August 14.
Chandler: No offense Pheebs, but I stopped listening a long time ago.
Ross: Hey guys.
Rachel: Hey youÖ(He goes over to her and they kiss for a long, long moment.)
Chandler: Can you guys breath?
Ross: So, is anyone helping Rachel and I move?
Monica: I am.
Pheobe: Monica! You promised to help me move today!
Chandler: Well; I promised Rachel and Ross too.
Joey: What about Pheebs?
Ross: Iím sorry Pheebs,
Rachel: Whatever! Listen Pheebs, you snooze you loose ok
[Joey and Rachel's place](Ross and Rachel are getting the last box)
Ross: So, um, thatís the last box.
Rachel: mmmmmm, yea, and we still have 30 minutes until Joey and Pheobe get back.
Ross: Yea, it would help if there was a bed but there isn't so...
Rachel: Let's get that box over to your place.
Ross: Ok. (Goes to pick up the box but it won't budge.) This could be a problem.
Rachel: Let me see...(Still won't budge.) Huh.
Ross: Ok, so, should we lift together?
Rachel: Ok. (STILL WON'T BUDGE!!!)
Ross: OK WHAT DID YOU PACK IN HERE?
Rachel: Just, hair stuff, cd's, a computer...
Ross: A computer?
Rachel: Yea, my daddy got it for me.
Rachel: He said that living with you, I would need some kind of entertainment.
Ross: What kind of entertainment?
Rachel: Chat lines, um, Websites...Dating sites....
Rachel: He just said that I would be bored. And that he forbids me to move in with you, but thatís all.
Ross: So this is a bribe?
Rachel: (unsure) uh-huh
Ross: And, y-y-you took the bribe?
Rachel: (unsure) uh-huh
Rachel: Well, it's a Dell.
Ross: We can't keep it.
Ross: That's like agreeing to not move in with me.
Rachel: But Ross, I love you. No one can change that. It's a computer. It's not like he sent me a husband.
Ross: Yea, I guess.
Rachel: And, itís really cool.
Pheobe: That is the last one.
Joey: Let's go.
Pheobe: I-I-I-I I can't do it Joey.
Joey: Wha? WHY?
Pheobe: I'm gonna miss this place so much, y'know. There are so many memories. Over there is where I tried walking up the wall, and over there was where Rachel and I had our first heart to heart talk. I can't just leave.
Joey: Listen Pheebs, Life is about moving on. You will make so many memories at my place too! We will make our own memories.
(Joey leaves. Pheobe is all alone in the apartment. She turns for one last shot of it, then turns off the lights and shuts the door behind her.)
Chandler: Looks like my dad's room in here.
Monica: The doctor will be in at any minute with the results of how our baby is doing.
(On cue, the doctor enters)
DR: Hello. How are we?
Monica: We are great.
DR: Ok, I have some really bad news. Iím afraid you have lost the baby.
Monica: What? How?
DR: It appears that you are infertile, which means you cannot carry children.
Monica: O MY GOD! Are-are you sure? Thereís no possible way?
DR: Iím sorry, no.
Monica: So, so thatís it. I canít have kids. I canít have a family.
DR: Oh, of course there are other options.
DR: Adoption, oh, and you could have another able woman carry the child.
Monica: My friend did that for her brother.
DR: See? And I will ask youÖwhy bring another child into this world when there are so many others suffering, being abused and hurting themselves. Canít you take the love that you have for a child and give it to one who needs it?
Monica: (disappointed) Yes. I can.
DR: There you go. Now, if you decide to adopt, here are some brochures. If you find a person carry the baby for you, hereís my number in my office.
Chandler: Mon, itís going to be fine.
Monica: No, itís not.
[Rachel and Rossí]
Ross: There, now you are fully unpacked.
Rachel: Now we can relax.
Rachel: you want to plug in my computer donít you?
(They go and plug it in)
Ross: wow, nice monitor.
Rachel: I know. I like the mouse.
Ross: Well, should we thank your dad?
Rachel: no, itís a bribe.
Ross: Well, now you can tell him that he canít boss you around. But youíre keeping the bribe.
Rachel: If I keep the bribe I have to move out, Ross; if I give it back, he will know that I can make my own decisions.
Ross: I want to keep it.
Rachel: Well, um, tell yaíwhat. We give this back and stand up to the big bad wolf, and our first thing we buy together in our home, is a Dell Computer. Okay?
Rachel: I love you.
Ross: I love you too.
Rachel: Ok, so letís pack it up.