TOW All of the Moving

 

[Central Perk](Everyone except Ross are there]

 

Pheobe: And then, I was all like no, and he was like yes! So our wedding has been changed to August 14.

 

Chandler: No offense Pheebs, but I stopped listening a long time ago.

 

(Ross enters)

 

Ross: Hey guys.

 

Rachel: Hey youÖ(He goes over to her and they kiss for a long, long moment.)

 

Chandler: Can you guys breath?

 

(They break)

 

Ross: So, is anyone helping Rachel and I move?

 

Monica: I am.

 

Pheobe: Monica! You promised to help me move today!

 

Chandler: Well; I promised Rachel and Ross too.

 

Joey: What about Pheebs?

 

Ross: Iím sorry Pheebs,

 

Rachel: Whatever! Listen Pheebs, you snooze you loose ok

 

                             Opening Credits

 

[Joey and Rachel's place](Ross and Rachel are getting the last box)

 

Ross: So, um, thatís the last box.

 

Rachel: mmmmmm, yea, and we still have 30 minutes until Joey and Pheobe get back.

 

Ross: Yea, it would help if there was a bed but there isn't so...

 

Rachel: Let's get that box over to your place.

 

Ross: Ok. (Goes to pick up the box but it won't budge.) This could be a problem.

 

Rachel: Let me see...(Still won't budge.) Huh.

 

Ross: Ok, so, should we lift together?

 

Rachel: Ok. (STILL WON'T BUDGE!!!)

 

Ross: OK WHAT DID YOU PACK IN HERE?

 

Rachel: Just, hair stuff, cd's, a computer...

 

Ross: A computer?

 

Rachel: Yea, my daddy got it for me.

 

Ross: Why?

 

Rachel: He said that living with you, I would need some kind of entertainment.

 

Ross: What kind of entertainment?

 

Rachel: Chat lines, um, Websites...Dating sites....

 

Ross: what?

 

Rachel: He just said that I would be bored. And that he forbids me to move in with you, but thatís all.

 

Ross: So this is a bribe?

 

Rachel: (unsure) uh-huh

 

Ross: And, y-y-you took the bribe?

 

Rachel: (unsure) uh-huh

 

Ross: why?

 

Rachel: Well, it's a Dell.

 

Ross: We can't keep it.

 

Rachel: Why?

 

Ross: That's like agreeing to not move in with me.

 

Rachel: But Ross, I love you. No one can change that. It's a computer. It's not like he sent me a husband.

 

Ross: Yea, I guess.

 

Rachel: And, itís really cool.

 

[Pheobe's place]

 

Pheobe: That is the last one.

 

Joey: Let's go.

 

Pheobe: I-I-I-I I can't do it Joey.

 

Joey: Wha? WHY?

 

Pheobe: I'm gonna miss this place so much, y'know. There are so many memories. Over there is where I tried walking up the wall, and over there was where Rachel and I had our first heart to heart talk. I can't just leave.

 

Joey: Listen Pheebs, Life is about moving on. You will make so many memories at my place too! We will make our own memories.

 

Pheobe: Ok.

 

        (Joey leaves. Pheobe is all alone in the apartment. She turns for one last shot of it, then turns off the lights and shuts the door behind her.)

 

    COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

[Gynecologists]

 

Chandler: Looks like my dad's room in here.

 

Monica: The doctor will be in at any minute with the results of how our baby is doing.

 

(On cue, the doctor enters)

 

DR: Hello. How are we?

 

Monica: We are great.

 

Chandler: Yep.

 

DR: Ok, I have some really bad news. Iím afraid you have lost the baby.

 

Monica: What? How?

 

DR: It appears that you are infertile, which means you cannot carry children.

 

 Monica: O MY GOD! Are-are you sure? Thereís no possible way?

 

DR: Iím sorry, no.

 

Monica: So, so thatís it. I canít have kids. I canít have a family.

 

DR: Oh, of course there are other options.

 

Chandler: Like?

 

DR: Adoption, oh, and you could have another able woman carry the child.

 

Monica: My friend did that for her brother.

 

DR: See? And I will ask youÖwhy bring another child into this world when there are so many others suffering, being abused and hurting themselves. Canít you take the love that you have for a child and give it to one who needs it?

 

Monica: (disappointed) Yes. I can.

 

DR: There you go. Now, if you decide to adopt, here are some brochures. If you find a person carry the baby for you, hereís my number in my office.

 

         (DR exits)

 

Chandler: Mon, itís going to be fine.

 

Monica: No, itís not.

 

      [Rachel and Rossí]

 

Ross: There, now you are fully unpacked.

 

Rachel: Now we can relax.

 

Ross: SoÖ.

 

Rachel: you want to plug in my computer donít you?

 

Ross: uh-huh.

 

Rachel: OK!

 

   (They go and plug it in)

 

Ross: wow, nice monitor.

 

Rachel: I know. I like the mouse.

 

Ross: Well, should we thank your dad?

 

Rachel: no, itís a bribe.

 

Ross: Well, now you can tell him that he canít boss you around. But youíre keeping the bribe.

 

Rachel: If I keep the bribe I have to move out, Ross; if I give it back, he will know that I can make my own decisions. 

 

Ross: I want to keep it.

 

Rachel: Well, um, tell yaíwhat. We give this back and stand up to the big bad wolf, and our first thing we buy together in our home, is a Dell Computer. Okay?

 

Ross: Okay.

 

  (Kiss)

 

Rachel: I love you.

 

Ross: I love you too.

 

Rachel: Ok, so letís pack it up.