I dedicate this piece to all Parkers in APFC, and to all R&R fans worldwide.
It starts a few days before Chandler and Monicas
Scene: Joeys apartment. His apartment
is in a mess,
the beers are everywhere, the James Bond videotapes
are scattering at the front of his TV. Joeys in his
bedroom, Chandlers on the barker lounger, while Ross
sleeping on the couch.
CHAN: (starts to wake up) Man, I am so
(knocks Joeys bedroom door) Hey Joey, where do you
keep your aspirin???
JOEY: (comes out from his room, hes
a mess) Dude, Im
tryin to sleep!!
CHAN: I just need some aspirin! Then you
can go to
your freakin bed and sleep all day!
JOEY: OKAY!!! Its in
.. Nuh-uh I dont
CHAN: YOU DONT KEEP ASPIRINS?????
JOEY: Ooohh now Im the one who has headache!!!
ROSS: (wakes up with a grumpy face) Guys
your voice, hangover is in progress here!!!!!!
CHAN: Ross, do you have any aspirins??
.. hang on
something from his
pocket) Haha got extras!!!!!
CHAN: Give me that!!! (Ross gives him the
Thanks man. You should learn something from my man
Ross here, Joey.
JOEY: And your man there is going to be
ROSS: What time is it, you guys?
JOEY: 9 AM-
ROSS: WHAT???????????????????? Oh noooooo
meeting by 10!!!!!!!! And Im in a mess (holds his
CHAN: You were so excited to watch James
with us you drank Joeys fridge off!!!!!
ROSS: Dammit!!! Bye guys, I gotta go now
dozens of aspirins to look better in front of my
JOEY: Wonder how are you going to drive
your car like
ROSS: Guys, Im 32, divorced 3 times
and has a son. I
am the most sensible person ever! (walks towards the
door but knocks his face over the door) Ooops, I
forgot to wear my glasses.
CHAN: You dont wear glasses.
ROSS: I mean my LENSES!!
JOEY: I dont know you wear lenses!!
ROSS: Well today you know! Bye! (leaves the apartment)
CHAN: Ross wears lenses?
JOEY: You lived with him for four years
and you forget
CHAN: Because he doesnt wear one before!
JOEY: Man, getting married DOES makes people
CHAN: No, youre wrong!! Where are
(starts to search for his glasses on the barker
JOEY: Proves my theory there, man!
Chandler just gives Joey an evil glare.
Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment. Phoebe is
sitting at the couch, playing guitar while Monica is
so busy with a huge paper, a pen and a telephone.
MNCA: Hello, Im Miss Geller, yeah
the one whos gonna
held the wedding this Saturday I just wanna ask you,
when is the museum is ready for me to decorate?(break)
Oh, hey what do you know? Im the one whos gonna get
married, NOT you! (break) hey, you see I have the
whole museum plan in my hand now, I could rob the
museum if I like! (break) I KNOW!!!!! So now please
give this damn phone to YOUR supervisor or else Im
gonna kill you alive THIS VERY SECOND!! (break) I
PHOE: Mon, I know that youre gonna
get married, but
please, dont get mad at everyone!!!! Let me sing a
song, Marriage is blissful, but death is threatful,
and I need to have tofu-
MNCA: Phoebe, can you keep your mouth shut?
planning my wedding!
PHOE: Yeah, like what? Since youre
MNCA: Why should I?
PHOE: Youre- youre scaring me!!
MNCA: SHUT UP PHOEBE!!! Yes, Miss Supervisor ..
PHOE: Oh yeah, now for the composing time ..
MNCA: Okay, Ill have the room for
myself on Friday
morning!!! I dont care, Ill be there right on time!
Thanks! Whew, you see Phoebes Ill always win in any
PHOE: Well why wont you win??? (sarcastically)
MNCA: Okay, now back with my decoration
(spreads a huge piece of paper revealing that it is a
map) okay, now this is where everything will be there.
PHOE: Wow, for a second I thought that Im gonna rob a
bank with you!! wait, I wont be joining you!!
Monica gives Phoebe an evil glare.
MNCA: The chairs will be aligned seven
chairs in a
row, this (shows a list) is the list of materials that
Im gonna use to decorate the chairs .
PHOE: Why should we decorate the chairs?
gonna use it for seating!
MNCA: Well this is MY wedding, not yours!
be playing here, and on this side will be the wedding
band, and and and
PHOE: Monica, why do I have to listen to
about this? Im not your maid of honor!
MNCA: Oh, yeah, youre right. I am
soooo gonna get
that girl here!!! But where on earth is Rachel???
Maid of Honor, Rachel Karen
SCENE: Rachels office. Tag and her are there.
RACH: Why didnt you prepare the invoices?? You know
that I have a meeting within two hours!!
TAG: Im sorry, Rachel, but I was
too busy thinking
about you, and the invoice thing just slips from my
RACH: (She doesnt know whether to
smile or frown)
Okay, you know what Tag honey, you do whatever that
you have to do now, and Ill be doing this stuffs by
TAG: Okay, bye Rach
Shes checking her answering machine now.
V.O.: Hi Rachel, this is Monica - and Phoebe!
Pheebs! Well, okay, where have you been?? You know
that Im gonna get married within this very few days
and youre not here to help me!! Okay, anyway, please
call me back. Im worried about you, and also please
help me ASAP!! Bye Rach!
RACH: Oh noooo
(seeing her workloads) OH
NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I better crack up on these babies!!!!
(everything that is in open and closed
are Rachels and anyone elses thoughts)
. So many things to do
in so little time, I
dont know this promotion will rise my workloads!!
Poor Mon, I should help her with all this wedding
thing! Till now, I dont have any idea what to do! One
thing that I know is Im gonna bring Tag to the
wedding, thats it! Aww.. thinking that Monicas
getting married makes me sick Not because of
Chandler, ewwrgh.. but shes finally happy and gonna
spend the rest of her lives together with a man that
she loves. And Tag and I never even reach this topic
of conversation. Ah, I wish I was Mon.. Okay, I used
to have that once, but its a stupid drunken mistake!
Wait, I do love Ross, face it: hes my best friend,
but what about Tag? Why this thing always happening to
me?? Okay Rachel, get to work!!!!!
She gets busy with her work .
Phoebe and Rachels apartment
PHOE: Tonight is a special night my gay friends
gonna marry the fat noooooo . Monicall chase me
throughout the dinner table! Okay .. I try again
Monica and Chandler.. is like bread and butter
theyll produce a Mondler and-
Rachel gets into the apartment.
PHOE: Hey Rach!
RACH: Hey, Phoebes
PHOE: Whats with you you looked sooo tired!
RACH: Something happened at my office..
PHOE: What happened? Oh
.. you and
Tag doing it in the
office, arent ya?
RACH: Phoebe? No
I have to
attend an urgent meeting
and Tags not doing his job.. preparing the invoices!
I dont have the gut to scold him, so I have to
prepare them on my own! And the meeting goes on and on
and on .. so I have to go back home alone.
PHOE: Like youve never going back home alone!
you dont understand
I gotta go
take a shower, by the way, whatre you doing? I heard
you singing just now .
PHOE: Composing songs about Monica and
else! Apparently I dont know what to write about
I know! You can write about wool products,
vests and towels!!
PHOE: You have spend waaay to much time
RACH: No! Chandler likes wearing sweater
Monica categorizes her towels into 11 sections!!
PHOE: Cool! Im gonna add that in my song!
RACH: Okay Pheebs, I talk about this wedding
okay! Im a mess now!
PHOE: Yeah, go take your shower or Ill
add you in my
Rachels bedroom. Shes checking her schedules for the
next day. But we can see from her face that her work
is not the one thats on her mind.. when she looks on
the date on her organizer ..
V.O. RACH: Oh.. Saturday, Mon and Chans
married and Im the maid of honor hope that incident
at Barry and Mindys not gonna repeat again this time!
Oh, I can still remember how Ross stood up for me that
day. Hes really sweet! (blinks) Earth to Rachel!
Youre not with him now, youre with Tag! Okay, try
this, I love Tag, I love price tag, I love Ross NO!!!
RACH: (closes her eyes and saying this
out loud) TAG,
TAG, TAG, TAG, TAG, TAG .. (but she keeps on seeing
Ross face) UGH!!!!!
V.O. RACH: Fine! Ross IS my backup guy!
all that weve been through, I do hope that someday,
at the end of the road, well be US again. Oh Ross,
you have the most beautiful eyes, and the cutest butt,
and the heart of gold . UHM!!! Wait-wait-wait, Im
with Tag now!! Tag is my boyfriend now!! Were in a
relationship now . And I might be marrying him, for
good perhaps wait I said I MIGHT, I MIGHT BE marrying
Ross for good too, who knows? Anything can happen,
right? Oh God, wheres my relationships going? I do
hope that itll last but Ross oh Ross!!!
RACH: (screaming) IM STUCK! IM TORN! IM CONFUSED!!
PHOE: (barges in) Rachel, whats wrong?
Do I make too
much noise again?
RACH: Its not you Pheebs, its something else.
PHOE: Okay Rach, but I really care about
know! If anything happens, Im in my room, okay!
RACH: Thanks Pheebs
PHOE: Are you sure that you can be fine?
RACH: Yeah, I am.
I need my sleep now
I have to get up
early to face the Mooooonnnster okay, Monica,
RACH: Night Phoebes.
PHOE: Night Rach.
V.O. RACH: Fine.. Ill go to sleep
(closes her eyes)
UGH!!!!!! I cant stand this anymore!!!!
She takes her laptop, which is under her nightstand,
switches them on and tries to go
Lately Ive been spending a lot of my time going
online . Chatting using this ICQ thing, Chandler and
his sarcastic suggestion . I use the name Rocky,
after the name that the delivery boy at work gave to
me.. I hate that name, so what? But anyway, I met this
very interesting man, his name is Red, hes around 32,
and hes a lawyer, yeah, as what he has described
before. Anyhoo, were becoming good friends and hes a
very nice person, but we never met.
Rachel sees that Red is online.
< rocky > hey Red
< Red > hi rocky whats up?
< rocky > nothing Im feeling depressed..
< Red > oh, why, what happened? Is
it because that
tiresome job at the fashion company?
< rocky > umm
are you sure
that you will listen to
< Red > I think I can, okay, sure
I will try my best
to help you
< rocky > red, there are few things
that Ive never
< Red > its okay, you can tell
me anything, Im glad
I can help!
< rocky > first, I um okay I have a boyfriend-
< Red > I dont mean to be judgmental,
but are you
< rocky > No Im not!
< Red > Uh, if Im not mistaken,
you told me that you
work in a major fashion company.
< rocky > Fine, okay, you must be
surprised if I tell
ya that, um . I am uh I am a woman.
< Red > What? Youre a woman?
< rocky > Yeah, I am
there anything wrong
with me being a woman?
< Red > No
because you never
told me so
and by the
way, you ARE ROCKY.. whoa, all this time I thought you
< rocky > Why Red, are you gay??
< Red > Whoa, NO!! Please dont!
I had a son, and Im
a divorcee my ex-wife take care of my son though
and I kinda gets scared and insecure when it comes to
this gay thing. Its just that you talk about fashion
mostly all the time and I figured that this Rocky
fella must be gay . You know, men who talk about
fashion are mostly gay
< rocky > Its just a screen
name, I kinda a secretive
< Red > I dont know
doesnt sound feminine to
< rocky > RED!!!!
< Red > Okay, Rocky. Im sorry, okay! :((....:)?
< rocky > Awwwww okay, apology accepted.:)!
< Red > Yeah, whats in a name, right?
Rachel seems to look puzzled again, still heavily
thinking about the whole Who to choose - Ross or
< Red > Rocky Rocky..
Rachel still looks in a mess
< Red > Rocky, are you still there?
Rachel, realizing she hasnt reply
< rocky > I guess
< Red > Are you are you mad at me?
< rocky > No, Im not . Im fine! :D
< Red > Oh.. okay were still friends, arent we?
< rocky > Of course! Well Red
actually, Im in a huge
dilemma now.. its about making a decision.. youre a
Scene changes to a room, where we can see
a guy is using his computer, and although we can only
see the back of his face, we can tell easily that hes
< Red > (nervously) Uhm.. yeah?
< rocky > You must be an expert when
it comes to
< Red > (seems to be nervous again)
only a human being, who does makes mistakes in their
lives. But I . Think I can listen, sure!
< rocky > Okay..
Rachels expression starts to turn pinkish, and we can
see that she is welling up
Back to the screen
< rocky > Im in love with this
certain guy for like,
God knows how long but were always on and off and on
and off and on . And now were off again, and hes
single now. But, on the other hand, I do have a
boyfriend at work, and were in a relationship now.
< Red > Are you in a serious relationship
< rocky > Well.. sort of
dont know! But lately,
Im thinking about where this relationship is going,
and I got really confused!
< Red > Why? Have you ever talked to him about this?
< rocky > I uh.. I chickened out.
< Red > What about the other guy?
< rocky > Hes a committed person,
he knows how to
make me feel good! Hes great, smart, very educated,
and so damn sexy ugh.. hes the man of my dreams..
< Red > From your description, he
seems like a very
good guy.. and youre really into him! But why you
guys are off again?
< rocky > Its actually my fault
me and my stupid
pride and I regretted that.
< Red > Rocky do you guys get along well now?
< rocky > Yeah, hes one of my best friends!
< Red > And your current boyfriend?
< rocky > Uhh
.. I dont
after all that the
first guy and I went through I said to myself come
on and move on and now it went surprisingly well..
except that sometimes I wished that I was with the
first guy .
< Red > Whats with your boyfriend?
< rocky > Okay, first thing that
makes me attracted to
him was his good looks..
< Red > How does he treated you?
< rocky > Pretty well
that I wish he can grow
up a little
< Red > Why?
< rocky > Im 7 years older
than him, hes 23 and Im
< Red > Okay.. I can understand that..
< rocky > Understand what?
< Red > Been there done that
< rocky > You used to have it with a younger woman?
< Red > Yep
off for good. I hate to even
remember that it ever happened.. But who knows about
this relationship that youre having with your young
< rocky > Even I dont know
whats the answer
can I do??
Now we can see only the backside of Red.. and now we
can see his long fingers typing
< Red > Um rocky, have you ever heard of the poem The
Road Not Taken?
< rocky > I guess Ive read
it at school
anymore! My ex boyfriend, the one I told you loves
reading.. he has like, a jillion books!
< Red > Its a very famous poem
written by Robert
< Rocky > Hohoho.. who is he, the
long lost cousin of
< Red > No, hes a very famous
poet. Verrrrry funny,
Rocky. Okay, heres what that I can tell you. The poem
tells us about making choices in life. The decision is
actually on you. sometimes we thought that well
choose the easy one because were afraid to take a
risk but then, after a while, we decided that were
not suitable and compatible with the road that weve
< rocky > How do I know that Ive
picked the right
< Red > Rocky, YOURE the best
person to answer that
question. You cant run from the reality of life.
Somebody said to me that The happiest of people
dont necessarily have the best of everything, they
just make the most of everything that comes along the
< rocky > Wow Red, youre good at this!
< Red > Because I dont want
you to fall into the same
position that I am in now.
< rocky > What happened to you?
Again we see the back of Reds head. We can see that
hes doing some thinking. And then his long fingers do
the typing again..
< Red > Its a very long story rocky, Ill tell ya
< rocky > Its okay, Red. Aaargh
I think Ive been
online for long enough and I got work tomorrow..
< Red > Me too! So.. I guess I see you next time?
< rocky > All right! :))!! TTFN!!
< Red > BYE!! :D!!
Rachel switches off her laptop.
V.O. RACH: Fine, Ill talk to Tag
first thing when I
arrived at work tomorrow. Ooh.. ooh.. what should I
wear tomorrow? Ugh.. Ill decide it tomorrow.. I wish
I can meet Red.. hes such a nice person.. very sweet!
Awwww . `night, Rachel (drifts off to sleep)
And this stuff will appear on the screen.
Dream what you wanna dream, go where
you wanna go, be
what you wanna be, because you only have one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do..
Rachels office, the next day. Rachel is in an
elevator, talking to herself.
RACH: Okay Rachel, this is what that youre going to
say, Tag, do you think about our future? Nooooo..
too lame. Tag honey, will you marry me? Oh .. soooo
straight to the point no! Ugh maybe when I see him,
then I know what that Im going to say to him . OKAY!
The elevator door opens and Rachel is just about to
enter her office when she heard something.
GIRL: Oh Tag, youre totally damn good at this!!!
TAG: Ooooohh.. thanks Linda!! Youre sooooo good too!!
LIND: Better than your Rachel?
TAG: The old girl?? Ugh.. she sucks!
RACH: (sigh) HUH?????
She peeps through the room. She sees that Tag and
Lindas clothes are in disarray, and theyre making
RACH: (whispering) Oh-my-god ..
Back to the room ..
LIND: Do you love me then?
TAG: Oh yes Linda, very much! I only use
her for my
job here so I can get more benefits I never really in
love with her, that old bitch!
Cut to: Rachel peeping near the door.
RACH: Oh my god
LIND: Thats so sweet..
TAG: Yeah, am I a baaaaddd guy????
LIND: Oh yeah you are!!!! (kisses him)
TAG: You are sooooo good
. That old
woman is sooooo
boring, shes not pretty, and she looks like that just
because of her expensive clothes and make-up shes not
even attractive! Its always tag honey, tag honey
LIND: And you are having an affair with her
TAG: Well everything is money now baby ..
LIND: Tag, I love you..
TAG: I love you too, Linda. Im glad
those words are
from you, not from Rachel.
LIND: Oh yeah wont she realize that were here?
she only comes to the
office by 12 today
I dont know, those outdoor works.. (they kiss again)
Behind there, we can see that tears are rolling over
V.O. RACH: Oh my God
all things that Ive
done to him, this is the result?? Aaargghh Come on
Rach, be brave!!!!
She opens the door.
RACH: And heres you OLD MAID!!!! WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING IN MY OFFICE???????????
LIND: Im checking the files!!!
TAG: And Im . waiting for you sweetie
RACH: Linda, get out from my office now
and go back to
your department! And you, Tag, my office, now!!!!!!!
TAG: Yes, sweetie..
RACH: Dont even call me that! This
is a serious
Scene: Rachels office, her room.
TAG: Rachel, Im sorry! Shes the one whos hitting on
me, I love you!!
RACH: No, you really are a good liar. Ive
everything, Tag. I caught you red-handed this time!!!
TAG: Youre wrong, Rach..
RACH: Dont call me Rach!! Im
not your Rach
anymore!!! Im Miss GREEN!!
RACH: Tag, you working progress is not
sincerely!!! Youre TERRIBLE!!!!! And I, as the Junior
Executive here, have the right to fire you. So, TAG,
YOURE FIRED!!! GET OUT FROM MY OFFICE, NOW!!! I DONT
WANT TO EVEN SEE YOUR FACE OR HEAR YOUR VOICE EVER
TAG: Rach-Miss Green, please give me a
RACH: No more second chance for you, Tag!!!!!!
very disappointed with you!!! so now, we are OVER!!
For GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont you hear my last
word???? OUT, NOW! The human resources will send you
the memo and your final check. So now, pack your
stuffs and OUT!!!!!
TAG: Fine, Rach Ill-
Tag leaves the office, slamming the door-and Rachels
RACH: Why it has to be like this all the time???? Why
guys always cheat on me????? Whats wrong with
me??????? Am I not attractive enough for them??????
WHY, WHY, WHY?????????
She grabs her purse and leaves the office.
SCENE: Chandler and Monicas apartment. Monica is
there cleaning the apartment, with a telephone on one
hand and a notepad and a pen in another pocket.
MNCA: Yeah, I need twenty dozens of tulips
morning! My reception? Oh, Saturday evening!! Send
them on Friday? Noooo . I dont want dead flowers on
my wedding day!!!!!! Whats going on with you? I told
you I want pink and yellow tulips!!! Ten dozens of
pink tulips and ten dozens of yellow tulips!!!! Youre
running out of yellow tulips??? I dont care, GET YOU
ASS BACK TO NETHERLANDS AND GET ME YELLOW
TULIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a perfect wedding and
nothing is going to ruin that!!!!!!!! Understand????
Thank you, you are sooo a doll! Ive given the address
before, at the museum, okay!!! Bye (hangs up the
phone) Now its time to clean up the toilet! (enters
Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe come out from Rachels (and
a while Phoebes) old room.
JOEY: Man, she can be sooooo moody when it comes to
PHOE: YOU guys arent here all the
time, I have to
face that all day!!!!! Rachels not here, so I have to
JOEY: Chan buddy, she acts like this even
when you got
married, I wonder what will happen when she got
pregnant and YOU have to face her cramps, her mood
swings, which I can GUARANTEE you that will happen a
lot! Are you sure you wanna MARRY HER Chandler?
CHAN: Yes I- wait
.. Monica, pppregnancy
JOEY: (seems to be satisfied with his job)
PHOE: (acts like Monica) Chandler, please
diapers! Chandler, please clean the babys barf!!
JOEY: (acts like Monica too) OoooOOoohhhhh
please, come on! Well have loads of babies!!!!!
Chandler seems to be terrified hearing those stuffs
Scene: Joeys apartment. Joey and
Chandler are there.
Chandler is sitting at the barker longer while Joey is
CHAN: Oh my god Im getting married MARRIED
JOEY: DUH!! As if you dont know about that already!!
CHAN: NOOOOO!! I mean, married, you know MARRIED???
JOEY: Ta-hah, with Monicas driving
us crazy all the
time about this wedding thing, who wouldnt know??
Even the little Ben will know!
CHAN: NOOO! Its not what you think
Joey!! You know,
Im gonna marry Monica!! MONICA< THE BABY FREAK!! The
minute after we got married, shell talk about having
more babies and then Im gonna deal with all those
baby stuffs and OH MY GOD IT MEANS NO MORE
JOEY: Told ya, you got married too fast!!!!!
CHAN: NOT that fast, Im 32, Im
supposed to get
JOEY: Youre marrying a Monica!!
CHAN: And then were gonna have kids!
And oh my god
Im gonna having an affair with my co-worker and oh
no, well declare it during the thanksgiving! OH MY
GOD Im BECOMING MY DAD!!!
JOEY: No Chandler, youre not gay!
(pause) if you ARE,
then I dont wanna see you anymore!!
CHAN: Dont worry Joey, Im straight!!!
Im so NOT
JOEY: So you just have to face it! YOU
are gonna get
married soon, and you cant change it anymore! YOU
just have to control the situation, youre a man
CHAN: (thinks) Yeah, youre right Joey.
JOEY: Okay, so now calm down and well
have a Baywatch
marathon night okay!
CHAN: OOOKAY!! Im ready for all the
JOEY: And you said just now that youre
Chandler gives Joey a puzzled look.
Scene: a road in NY, quite near to Central Perk.
Its already 11.30 p.m. Ross is driving his car, he is
on his way back from the university.
ROSS: Damn kids
they are the ones
whore too lazy to
study, and I am the one who has to carry the blame and
attend the long meeting - and now Im stuck with a
workload of stuffs to be done dont they even think
that I do have a life? Oops, Ross, you do NOT have a
He keeps on driving until hes about one kilometer
from his apartment, when he saw a very familiar figure
walking unstably and has a bottle of XO on one hand.
ROSS: Oh my
whats that lady
doing at the middle of
this road? ( gives a horn signal ) BEEP!!
The lady seems unalarmed about it. She keeps on
crossing the road. And when the camera focuses on the
lady, we find out that the woman is none other than ..
RACH: (singing drunkenly to the song Most
Pink) But Im hick! Not eeeeeeveryyyyyyyy
girrrrrrrrrrrl and I dont need thaaaaaat
worrrrrrlddddd . To validate meeeeeeeeeeeeee .
ROSS: Oh no, dont tell me that its Rachel .. (gets
out from his car)
Ross tries to approach the drunken lady a.k.a. Rachel
ROSS: Lady . Miss.. God .. RACHEL????????
RACH: (still singing drunkenly) Most
girrrrrrrrrllllsss wanna mhaaaaaaaaaannnnn with a
ROSS: Rachel .. whats wrong with you???
RACH: I just want reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaalllllllllll
luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv .. hey missshhhter!!
ROSS: Youre drunk!
RACH: Me, drunk? Watch out your wordshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
(tries to stand up but failed to do so)
ROSS: Rach, youre drunk. Come, get
into my car, now.
(he carries Rachel into his car)
.. where are we going
we are going
to the NEEEEVERLAAAAAANDD!! And you can be the
nexssssshhhhhh . Michael Jackshhhhhhonnn!!!
ROSS: Oh no, what time is it? (glances
at his watch)
its midnight! What should I do? (thinks for a while)
Fine, Ill take you to my apartment so that I can take
a rest besides I cant drive anymore.. Im getting
RACH: I wanna go backkkkkk
ROSS: No, you dont.
RACH: Fine by meeeeeeeeeee
(Ross continues to drive with a worried expression on
Scene: Ross apartment. Ross is helping a heavily
drunk Rachel to walk.
ROSS: Okay Rach .. youre soooooo drunk I think you
better get some rest, okay . come on
RACH: No!!!!! I wanna danssssshhheee!!!
Wont ya dance
with me, WOSSSHHH!!
ROSS: Well dance together okay, but
Come, you need to rest, okay!
RACH: I dont care
I wanna danshhhheee
Ross hand and dances unsuccessfully)
.. no! Youre sleeping
in my bedroom
tonight, and Ill sleep on the couch (grabs her and
brings her to his bedroom).
Scene : Ross bedroom. Ross is carrying Rachel and
puts her on is bed.
ROSS: Okay you need to get some sleep.
RACH: Rosshh would you schleepppp with me?
ROSS: No Rach, I cant.
RACH: Why? Now everyone wont want
to schleeppp with
me Am I too old to fall in love with anyone? Am I not
ROSS: You are VERY attractive
but youre soooo
drunk, take a rest Rach
(she pukes on
ROSS: My God Rach
. (she pukes more)
Fine, I hate to
do this, but now we have to go to the bathroom (he
carries Rachel to the bathroom)
ROSS: Okay Rachel, now you MUST take a nap, okay!
(tucks Rachel on his bed like a little girl)
RACH: Ugh fhhhhhiiiiinnneeeeeeee .
Ross is about to leave when Rachel starts to talk
RACH: Rosshhhh do you think Ill be marrying someone?
ROSS: Of course.. Hey, Im your backup
Now, rest. I have loads of work to do. (he leaves)
Scene: Ross living room. He was about to crash on the
couch when he heard a crash.
ROSS: Oh Rach ..
He enters his bedroom.
(sits near Rachel and watches her drifting
Until she finally drifts off to sleep. He kisses her
forehead and leaves back to his couch, and writes in
. Could I BE more exhausted
today? Wow, that
sounds like Chandler! Those faculty meetings are
driving me nuts, but what can I say, its my job now!
But none of those things terrified me to death, the
one that makes me feel like that is when I see Rachel
walking on the street, drunk! And right now, shes
still drunk and sleeping on my bed! I wonder what
makes Rachel get drunk like that . And why shes alone
without his toy-boy Tag?? God.. I hate that guy,
sincerely. But I have to put on a nice face to him
when theyre both around-wait Ross, you never liked
every single guy that Rachel dates! Yes because I love
her! Oops.. (knowing that no one knows) but now, I
just want her to be happy.. her happiness is much more
important than mine
He closes his diary and dozes off.
The Next Morning.
Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.
Monica is in
the kitchen, preparing the breakfast.
Joey and Chandler, who seems to be less
yesterday, enter the apartment.
JOEY: Whoa Mon, what a big breakfast you made for us
.. this??? You should
wait for the big
dinner on my wedding????
CHAN: Oops Mon, its my wedding too.
MNCA: Sorry honey (kisses him and he kisses
Joey seems uncomfortable)
JOEY: Whoa you guys, save that for your honeymoon!
Chandler and Monica just give Joey a dirty look.
JOEY: Hohohoh (tries to change topic) Are you gonna
serve sandwiches there Mon?
MNCA: Not the ones that you like, Joey.
. But do you serve anything
made with meat
on that wedding??
MNCA: Of course, there are plenty of them!!!
JOEY: I am sooooo gonna be at the food
section on your
wedding, you guys!!!!!!
CHAN: Hope you wont get diarrhea there, man!
MNCA: No way hell get diarrhea honey,
Ill make sure
the cooking area is fully sanitized.
CHAN: Now I love you even more (kisses
JOEY: Wait, whats diarrhea??
MNCA: It happens when you eat wrongly,
either the food
is dirty or you eat way too much!!
JOEY: Ah, Ive never had one, I have
CHAN: Except for the hernia incident!!
JOEY: Shut up!! You two are mean together!!!!
really want Phoebe to be here and save me!!!
Phoebe enters the apartment. Joey seems so happy to
JOEY: PHOEBE!!!!! God, save me from these two!!!!
Youre my best friend, I love you Pheebs!! Thanks
PHOE: Wow Joey, please! I just arrived!!!
Joey sits like a little boy.
PHOE: Okay Joey, sorry okay! (he smiles again)
MNCA: Now I wonder why this two can be best buddies
Scene : Ross bedroom.
RACH: Ugh . Its morning already aarrhhhh
(realizes that shes not in her room and shes wearing
Ross clothes) AAARRRGHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! And now
I really caught a huuuge headache.. ugh .. (holds her
head with her hands)
ROSS: (enters the bedroom with a tray of
what am I doing in your
room, and why am I
wearing your clothes?
ROSS: (puts the breakfast tray on Rachels
dont know, you tell me!
RACH: Oh no, did we sleep together last night?
ROSS: Logically yes-
RACH: OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ROSS: STOP! (covers Rachels mouth
with his hand) But,
I was sleeping on the floor. You were sleeping on the
bed. See that lamp over there, you broke that.
RACH: I dont care, did we do it last night?
ROSS: NO!!! You were drunk, heavily drunk,
and I wont
take any advantage from you. Now open up your mouth
and eat these aspirins (puts one aspirin in her mouth
and she swallows, then he gives her some water)
RACH: And how come Im here?
ROSS: I found you drunk on the street,
and I dont
think that you can go home like that, and its getting
late, so I took you home. You were sooooo drunk, you
puked everywhere so I have to change your clothes.
Sorry, but I have to. Now, eat your breakfast.
RACH: Oh Ross, I cannot believe you. Arent
sweetest person alive on the planet? Thank you so
much, Ross (kisses him on the cheek)
ROSS: Well Rach, youre my friend,
and I really care
about you. Since I dont have any classes today, I
figured that Ill be here taking care of you.
RACH: Ross.. Im 30, I can take care of myself.
ROSS: And you ended up being drunk! Youre
anywhere today, Rachel Green, youre staying here.
ROSS: Because the rest of the gang are
in Chandler and
Monicas and they can see you from here!
RACH: Why is that important?
ROSS: I dont want them to think that
together and Monica would think that you are stealing
her thunder again.
RACH: OKAY, FINE. But theyll wonder where am I now!
ROSS: As if youre the first female
President of the
ROSS: Okay, I tell you what, you finish
and while youre eating Ill hop into the nearest shop
and buy you something decent to wear, besides my
t-shirt and shorts. Then, when youre out from your
hangover, Ill send you home, okay!
RACH: Phoebe will know that youre with me!
ROSS: Ill cook something up. Now
eat those stuff and
Ill be here within 30 minutes.
RACH: Can you find something that I can fit in?
ROSS: Ive seen you naked like a million
course I know your size!
ROSS: Dont go anywhere till I get back, okay!
RACH: Ross, Im not Ben! (he stares
at her) Ooohh,
this bagel looks yummy . (she eats it and he leaves)
RACH: Oh Ross
.. why you
have to be acting like this
even when were not together (realizes what that she
has just said) Oh noooooooooo How am I going to face
him AGAIN?? Ross . (looking at Ross t-shirt that
shes wearing) oh (kisses the shirt and hugs
Scene: Chandler and Monicas, Chandler, Monica, Joey
and Phoebe are having breakfast.
PHOE: Sorry guys, I have to go now! Got something to
do about the triplets!!
MNCA: Aww Pheebs!!!!!! Youre not
here today to help
PHOE: Sorry Mon.
MNCA: Okay, just take this (gives Phoebe two bags).
PHOE: Whats in this?
MNCA: The girls dresses, theyre
the flower girls,
PHOE: Oh.. Okay!!! See you guys later!!!
REST: Bye Pheebs!!!! (Phoebe leaves the apartment)
MNCA: Flower girls done, now you Chandler.
MNCA: Have you guys taken the tuxedos yet??
CHAN: Ill take them on Friday, just
like what that
Ive told the tailor to do.
.. okay.. anyhoo honey,
you better brush up
your dance skills okay! I dont wanna dance with you
when you are dancing like this!!! (does a Chandler
Joey laughs. Chandler gives him an evil glare.
JOEY: DUUUUUDE!! Its true!!! (does
the Chandler dance
CHAN: Yeah, hey, Im the groom, Im
dancing! (does a
Chandler dance with a sarcastic look on his face and
then sits down)
JOEY: Okay buddy, Ill teach you how to dance, okay!!!
CHAN: Hahahaaaa.. this thing is even better!!!
Remember how did you teach the jazz class how to
dance??? (does a Joey)
JOEY: Hehey Ive improved okay! I
taught Mr. Treeger
how to dance okay! (Chandler gives Joey an evil glare)
See who had the last laugh?? MEEEE!!!!!!!
CHAN: Hey, heres an idea, why not
you teach me how to
dance? Just like Treeger?
JOEY: Hohohoooo.. I dont want to
have The Dropper
as my student!!!!!!!!
CHAN: Please Joey, please, PLEEEASE!!!!!!!
in front of Joey)
Joey gives Chandler a surprised look.
Scene: Ross bedroom. Rachels drinking the fresh
orange when Ross comes in with a paper bag on his
ROSS: Okay Rach, first Im sorry this is not the kind
of clothes that you usually wear now-
RACH: Oh no, youre buying me a dinosaur
ROSS: Calm down, its a sundress WITHOUT
PHOTOS on it. I just wanna say that its not those
designer outfit that youve always wearing now, and
RACH: (takes the sundress from Ross) You
didnt buy me
a Donna Karan?? (smiles) Thank you, Im very grateful!
(gives Ross a hug and kisses him on the cheek) I owe
you big time! How much does it cost?
ROSS: Ooh.. you just dont need to know about it..
RACH: No.. I wanna pay you back
ROSS: No Rach, you may keep it, okay! Take
it as a
present from me.
RACH: THANKS AGAIN!! (kisses his cheek
again) By the
way, its cool! I cant believe that you have such a
good fashion sense!
ROSS: (blushing) Well, being friends with
put me into that situation sometimes. You know, you
always talk about fashion, and shopping, and
RACH: Like you talk about those dinosaur craps .
ROSS: Hey, dont insult the dinos, okay!
RACH: Okay, fine, actually those thingies
interesting sometimes I still remember our first
night at the museum Ross
ROSS: How can I forget? Okay
dont talk about
the past, Rachel. Lets talk about what that actually
happened last night. How you ended up holding a bottle
of XO on your hand.
RACH: Its a long story, Ross. I dont
think that you
are even interested to know about it.
ROSS: Come on Rach, you know you can talk
to me about
everything! Oh yeah, by the way, I phoned your office
and said that you were down sick and youre at your
RACH: And my workers didnt know that
ROSS: I told them that Im your mothers butler.
RACH: You have changed a lot now Ross.
You can finally
seize the day
the worlds moving,
Rach. Time passes,
everything changes. (she smiles) oh yes, one thing,
why your boyfriend, Tag isnt the one who answer the
phone? Is he playing football with his friends in
college or selling ice - cream at Dairy Queen?
RACH: Ross its not funny.
ROSS: And you guys always tease me about
relationship with Elizabeth. But sincerely Rachel,
tell me, why?
I dont think I can
tell anyone about
ROSS: Rachel, its me. I know you
the best than the
rest of the gang, even Monica. You can tell me
RACH: Well, as you said Ross, things changed.
are things that we can talk and things that Id rather
to keep it to myself.
ROSS: Rachel Karen Green, can you please
swallow your damn pride and just tell me what
happened? Its not like youre in hell or anything!
RACH: Professor Dr. Ross Geller, Ph. D.,
do you know a
word, secret!!! Or do I have to define it for you?
ROSS: You dont have to define it
Rach, I already know
the exact meaning of the word.
RACH: Then why you have to keep on asking
me to tell
ROSS: Because I care about you Rach!! What
think I feel the minute I saw you crossing the street,
RACH: Im not yours to save, ROSS!!!!!!
ROSS: Rachel, youre one of my best
friends!! One of
the persons that I really cared the most in my whole
life! Youre harming yourself, Rachel, and I dont
like to see you like that! I already lost you once,
and I dont want to lose a best friend from that!
RACH: Yeah, because you were pushing me!
ROSS: No, you are the one who pushes me
away from your
life! Is it wrong for me to care about you? Is it hard
for you to swallow your damn pride?
RACH: Pride, is it the only thing that
you see about
me? You dont know how painful I am to rejection,
Ross. You dont know how its like to know that
someone that you think youre in love with is actually
uses you for his own good!!
RACH: Yeah, now Im swallowing my
pride. Tag uses me.
He uses me just because of his work progress. And hes
having an affair behind my back. And I (tears starts
falling from her cheeks) caught him red-handed and
Ive heard everything! From his own mouth!! In his own
ROSS: Rachel, Im sorry.
RACH: No, you havent heard the worst
part, Ross. I
broke up with him and I fired him on the spot! Try to
put yourself into my shoes now, Ross. What would you
think youd do if that happened to you?
ROSS: Rach, I-
RACH: And I got depressed, left the work
and headed to
the nearest bar to moan about my unhappy life!!!
Thats the whole story, Ross, are you happy now??
ROSS: Rachel, Im sorry for pushing
you through this.
RACH: No, theres nothing for you
to feel sorry about.
Its my own fault. Why I accepted that manipulative
and dumb jerk to work at my office at the first time?
ROSS: (cutting her) Because you find out
attractive and cute?
RACH: Ugh.. dont remind me about
that, Ross. The
thing is, why everything bad always comes to me? Why
Ross, WHY MEEE? (sobbing uncontrollably).
ROSS: Come here (hugs her and strokes her
Rach, its not like that. I mean, look at you. You are
a different Rachel than Rachel seven years before. You
are more mature now! See? You have a great job, you
work hard for it, and you got paid well, and you can
go to various sales without depending on your daddys
money, thats a very good achievement! You should be
proud of yourself, Rach!
RACH: (sobbing) Ross . Will I ever find the One?
ROSS: (calming her down) Yes, you will,
Rach. You will
find the one.
RACH: Am I not attractive anymore, am I
too old for
any guy anymore?
ROSS: No.. you are the most beautiful woman
seen Everythings gonna be all right, okay sweetie?
(kisses her temples) Now dont cry, I hate to see you
sad and crying.. it makes my heart ache, okay. Dont
cry . (wipes her tears)
RACH: Thank you, Ross
him tight as if she doesnt want to let him go).
Scene: Parking Lot. Ross and Rachel are in Ross car.
Ross is just going to start up the car.
ROSS: Rach, are you ready to go home now?
RACH: I couldnt be more ready.
ROSS: Remember our game that
we want to play to
RACH: Vaguely. Ross, I dont know how to thank you.
ROSS: Just be with me, my best friend.
Thats all that
I need for now. Shall we go now, Miss Green?
RACH: Yes, Dr. Geller. (they leave the parking lot)
Scene: Night, Phoebe and Rachels apartment. Phoebe is
Chandler and Joey barge into the apartment.
PHOE: Hey guys, I think you have arrived
to the wrong
JOEY: Nononono .. this is the right apartment, Phoebe.
PHOE: I mean, arent you guys should
go to your
(points to Joey) apartment for fun or to you (points
to Chandler) and Monicas to eat and annoy Monica?
were facing a HUUUUUGE
PROBLEM HERE!!!!! (shakes Phoebes shoulders)
PHOE: (shocked) What?? What what what???
CHAN: I cant dance.
PHOE: Of course you can dance, Chandler!
Chandler dance, Joey laughs hysterically!)
CHAN: PHOEBE, STOP! This is serious!!!
CHAN: Pheebs, I want to give Monica the
ever on our wedding day, so I want to- LEARN how to
dance GRACEFULLY. LIKE A SWAN.
PHOE: Although Chandlers dance does
looks like a
swan, a crappy swan!
JOEY: Gosh Pheebs (does a Chandler dance
I BE more agree with you? Well, so Chandler asked me
for help, you know, I taught Mr. Treeger before how to
PHOE: Whoa . The ballroom dance? How can I forget? So?
CHAN: Yeah, he tried to teach me, but apparently
Chan-Chan Man has two left feet.
JOEY: Man, I dont know you have two left feet?
PHOE: Two left feet? Gross! Monica never
told me about
. Why you guys are soooo
MY DANCING ABILITY IS A TOTAL CRAP!!!!!!!!! (screams
No need to be the
Okay, I get your point!
JOEY: Yeah, Pheebs, he kept on stepping
on my foot! It
PHOE: Chandler, how could you do THAT to
JOEY: Well, he said that the last woman
he had a dance
with is Monica, and you know how a perfectionist
Monica is, right?
CHAN: I cannot believe Joey said PERFECTIONIST
JOEY: And youre going to get married to one!
CHAN: Whoa, remind me about that one more
time and I
JOEY: So he thinks that he should practice
woman instead. Maybe the fact that Im a man makes him
hard to dance.
. I used to think
that you guys will
CHAN: Whoa, if I hook up with you, Ill
be the second
version of my father! (sarcastically) what a perfect
childhood dream come true!
JOEY: No way Ill hook up with Chandler,
How ya doin?? (Phoebe giggles)
PHOE: Okay, the point is, Chandler needs
to practice a
dance with a woman?
PHOE: Why you guys took so long to explain
CHAN: (sarcastically) Ta-haaaaahhh!!!
PHOE: Then why you guys come here?
CHAN: Well, I cannot practice dancing with
because shes annoying and I dont like her and her
JOEY: (under his breath) And you used to
say to me
without blinking that youre in love with her
CHAN: I HEARD THAT!! (Joey gives a duck pout)
JOEY: And he cant go to pubs or clubs
will find out, also hell embarrassed himself in
CHAN: Grrr its killing me, killing me now
JOEY: So we figured we should go to your
practice, since you and Rachel are Monicas best
friends, she wont be mad, and we also think that you
PHOE: Oh, okay! But Rachel is not around,
home since last night!
CHAN: Oh my god, where has she been?
PHOE: I thought shes at her mothers
or her fathers
or her sisters houses, but I called them and shes
JOEY: Oh my God .. wonder where she is?
Suddenly the door opens. Ross and Rachel enter the
BOTH: Hey Pheebs!!!
CHAN: And the missing woman is now found alive!
ROSS: Whoa guys, whatre you doing here?
CHAN: Mourning about Rachels death!
RACH: (madly) WHAT???
. somebody here need to learn
how to dance
for his wedding.
ROSS: And obviously, the person is Chandler!
CHAN: God, I DO hope thats not coming!
PHOE: Shut up you guys!
RACH: Thank you Pheebs.
PHOE: Well-well-well- missy, where have
you been last
night? I called your office and your whole family and
they said that youre not there!
CHAN: Wa-hey, now Phoebes playing
her card as a
Deputy Private Prosecutor of New York City! Whats
next, Joey as the policeman in NYPD blue?
CHAN: Okay, I need more sarcasm before
bachelor crown, although I know Ross always gain his
bachelor crown back, arent you Mr. Divorcing Guy?
ROSS: (turns to the Red Ross) You fumbler
flalalalapqk!!!! (obviously mimicking Chandler)
Chandler and Ross start to have an argument, until
REST: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
PHOE: Or I kick your butts outta
my apartment!! (both
Ross and Chandler gives a finger without giving it)
JOEY: We SEE THAT!!!
Ross and Chandler just stand up and do nothing.
PHOE: See what have you two done! SO CUT THAT CRAP
OUT!!!!!! I hate my voice sounds like
JOEY: Okay Ross.. tell us what happened!
ROSS: Okay-okay-okay-okay! Rachel wasnt
place last night! She stayed at a hotel suite.
PHOE: Why Rach, isnt this place good enough for you?
ROSS: She needs rest, you guys, I mean
look at her,
shes an executive in Ralph Lauren, and of course she
RACH: (Confidently) Junior executive, Ross.
the game, following Ross plan as well) Hey guys, Im
a woman, particularly Maid of Honor, so I need to have
some private treatment too!!!!
ROSS: So, I was on my way to see Ben tonight,
saw Rachel on her way back here, so I send her home,
end of story!
(Phoebe still looks
RACH: Well Ross, thats not the end of the story.
ROSS: (just follows the story) WHAT??????
PHOE: I knew it!!!
RACH: Yeah guys, Tag and I broke up.
REST: WHAT??? (their jaws are dropped open
ROSS: (just go with Rachels flow
now) Rachel?? Why
didnt you tell me?
RACH: Well, sometimes I need to make a
announcement to all, I guess. But Ross had tell you
guys the end of my story.
CHAN: Ha, thats the perfect public
all New Yorkers! Now we dont need any help from our
very own David Letterman!
PHOE: One more time Chandler or you wont
learn how to
Chandler takes a seat and gives a sarcastic expression
PHOE: I SAW THAT!!!
CHAN: Well, since you guys are ganged up
tonight, so why not you guys (points to Joey and
Phoebe) show some routines to me here before I start
practicing with you Phoebe.
J&P: Okay! Music!!!!!!
Chandler puts the CD into the CD player and the
instrumental version of Strangers in The Night is
Joey and Phoebe starts to dance, but then they pause.
CHAN: Whoa, why do you guys pause, the
Teachers of Chandler Bing?
PHOE: Well, I cant start first, I
need to see other
couple dance first then I can dance. You know the
Elite Society rules?
RACH: I never heard of that!
PHOE: Because you dont bother!
ROSS: Okay, fine. Chandler, play that song again!
CHAN: Oh, The Big Daddy wants me to play
again! (plays the song)
RACH: (ditzy) what?
ROSS: Come, lets dance!
JOEY: You you (does a Ross expression) DANCE?
ROSS: Hey, I can dance!
RACH: Yeah, we used to dance alone in his apartment.
JOEY: (smugly) I wonder what type of dance it is!
ROSS: Fine, Chandler, replay!
Chandler plays the song again, with a boring face.
Ross, being a gentleman, takes Rachels hand and leads
her to the dance. Amazingly, both Ross and Rachel
dance gracefully and their moves matches the flow of
the song. Everyone gasped.
ROSS: (whispering) My God, everyones staring at us!
RACH: (whispering) Wow, its been
so long since we
danced together .. youre such a gentleman, Dr.
ROSS: (whispering) Thanks, Ms. Green.
Both of them keep on dancing until the song fades out.
Ross gives Rachel a peck on her cheek, and we can see
that Rachel is blushing.
ROSS: Chandler, thats my dance. Hope you can learn
something from that.
CHAN: Thanks, future Brother-In-Law.
PHOE: Rachel, youre amazing too!
JOEY: Ross, I cant believe you can dance!
ROSS: Since I cant get to dance during
even my own
weddings, particularly second and third wedding, this
makes up for that.
RACH: Thank you Ross.
ROSS: Again, youre welcome. (both
of them shares this
special glance for quite long)
CHAN: Uhm! (breaks the tension in the room)
Phoebe, are you guys ready now?
ROSS: Well you guys, I have to go see Ben,
getting late, Im afraid hes asleep by then, so see
you guys tomorrow!
REST: Bye Ross!
ROSS: Bye! (leaves the apartment)
RACH: Well, Im off to my room now,
I need to go
online and check my messages!
CHAN: And these words come from a woman
who once said
to me I HATE ICQ!!
RACH: Save your sarcasms for later, Chandler.
REST: `Night Rach! (Rachel enters to her bedroom)
CHAN: So you two, why are you still standing
Dance!!! (plays the song again)
Joey and Phoebe start dancing. Both of them are pretty
good, especially Phoebe! She has some secret moves!
Their routine goes on until Chandler joins them and
pulls a Chandler.
CHAN: You guys have some fun and I dont???
are more selfish than Rachel!!
RACH: (voice-over) I HEARD THAT!!!!!!
Scene: Rachels room. Shes now using her laptop,
obviously she is online. She is now checking her
RACH: Oh, theres one from Red!! Yay! Whats in
She opens the message .
Hi! Its me!!! Remember our last conversation on The
Road Not Taken? Well Im typing the poem for you, so
hope you can understand it more! Here it goes .
The road not taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another way!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Rocky dear, I hope that youll get your answer from
here . Im glad if this helps because thats what
friends are for, right? Take care and bye for now
Rachel just freezes at the front of her laptop.
sobbing, it lasts for a few
minutes, then tries to calm down) Come on Rachel
She uses all her strength to reply Reds message .
I am so deeply touched after reading the
youve sent to me. It does have a very deep meaning. I
appreciate it, thank you. Its just that my mind has
been clobbered for a very long time, and now I hope
that the thick fog will clear away. Thanks for all
your help! I maybe wont be around for a few days
because my best friend is getting married, so really
hope to see you soon! Bye.
After she hit the Send button, she switches on her
printer and prints the poem. Then, she switches her
laptop off. The poem is now in her hand, and she
cannot take her eyes off of the poem.
RACH: Oh my .. Ross mustve been hurting like hell
for everything that Ive done to him! Oh god I never
want to take any risk to work things out in our
relationship having a fresh start. Instead, I always
throw the past to his face . And now Ive chosen the
wrong path of life . What am I going to do?
And her mind wonders
. Thinking of
what that has been
going on between her an Ross for the past years ..
From the first time she entered Central Perk, soaked
wet in her wedding dress, to the first time Ross and
her doing the laundry together, the blackout, how Ross
comforted her after she broke up with Paolo, when Ross
let her win the poker game, when she lost Marcel, the
birth of Ben, how she found out that he loves
(the song The Way We Were will be playing )
Memories, like the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were.
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
She is now in her bed, reminiscing how
insanely jealous when Julie came, how she tried to
stop Ross from doing it with Julie, when Ross found
out about her love for him, their first kiss, the list
incident, the prom video night, their first time, the
first time they say I love you, all the good old
days .. until the night when they broke up.
Tears are now rolling over her cheek like
down from the waterfall ..
Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would be, could we
The whole beach incident, the infamous
WE WERE ON A
BREAK, when she revealed that she still keep the
keepsakes of their relationship, the whole Emily thing
to the disastrous London wedding, how she told him
that she loves him, the whole we cant see each
other thing to Ross second divorce . And then the
Drunken Vegas Wedding .
How she desperately and selfishly want
when Jill walked into their lives . And the whole The
Stevens Fiasco that happened to both of them. How
they kissed again on Monicas supposed to be
Engagement Dinner, Tag drama, until he saved her
again last night ..
Memories may be beautiful and yet
What's to simple to remember
We simply choose to forget,
So it's the laughter we will remember
Whenever we remember the way we were,
The way we were
She takes a luggage bag, carefully hidden under her
bed. The luggage bag that she took from work months
ago, after she got promoted in Ralph Lauren. Inside it
reveals a shoebox, the exact same shoebox that she
showed to Ross on the thanksgiving night where
Chandler was in the box and also a big wood box.
She opened the wooden box, and then we know that the
box is full of her pictures with Ross, then and now.
RACH: Thank God I saved and kept this stuff
office.. or else itll be burnt with the rest of my
stuff during the fire at least I have something to
remember about US .
She keeps on staring at those stuffs and her mind
goes deep .. again. She feels that her body is being
carried away from her room, its like shes entering
the time warp. She just stay there and her mind just
moves on and on and on ..
Suddenly, she realizes that she is now at the Plaza
Hotel, the exact hotel thats in the end scene of the
movie The Way We Were. Except that shes wearing
those expensive designer clothes. It looks like she is
waiting for someone.
Then, a guy, about 37 years old comes out from the
hotels entrance, with a woman who looks like an
Arabian woman. He sees Rachel standing there, and
called her name.
Rachel searches for the voice, and she knows that the
owner of the voice is none other than .
ROSS: (To the Arabian women) Hang on, Ill
honey (kisses the woman).
Rachel looks surprised.
RACH: Ross, what are you doing here? Arent
supposed to be in Egypt as what that Ive heard?
ROSS: Yeah, I am. But then I met Sheherazad,
Egyptian woman that you saw with me just now. I fall
in love with her, and now were married! I just came
here for a few days because I have to attend a
conference here, and Ill be off to Egypt within this
ROSS: And you, why are you here? Youre
now working in
RACH: Used to, but not anymore. Im
married too (shows
him her wedding band, it looks so expensive with all
those diamonds), and actually Im waiting for my
husbands chauffeur to fetch me.
ROSS: Oh, youre married. This guy must be rich!
RACH: Yeah, hes a multi-millionaire
ROSS: I didnt even get you one of
those (pointing to
the wedding band).
RACH: Its okay, were over for
good now, arent we,
ROSS: Yeah, youre finally happily married ..
RACH: You too
ROSS: Yeah, but remember this Rach, Ill
you. You have this special space in my heart. We do
love each other, we just dont meant to be together
forever. I will always remember you, Rach.
RACH: Honey, I feel the same too. Its
just we are two
very different people, with so many differences that
were not compatible together. I married that guy
because I have to, well he gave my parents so many
expensive gifts, and they practically begged me to get
married with him. Yeah, Im happy because all this
money and fortune surrounds me, but I can never love
him like the way I love you.
ROSS: Well, you got me. Just one more thing,
need one last kiss from you, since well never meet
each other ever again.
RACH: Are you sure about this?
ROSS: I have never been surer.. (they started
with passion and full devotion until he breaks it).
RACH: Goodbye, Ross Ill never forget you
Ross gives her a smile and disappears again ..
RACH: ROSS DONT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of a sudden she wakes up.
Phoebe enters her room. She sees that Rachels room is
in a huge mess. Pictures are scattering on the floor.
PHOE: Rachel, are you okay?
RACH: I just had a bad dream, Im okay Pheebs.
PHOE: Youre lying. You just screamed
Ross name, just
RACH: Yes Pheebs, Im having a nightmare!!!!!!!
PHOE: Your rooms a mess!!!
RACH: Whatre you doing, pulling a Monica?
PHOE: Whats with these photos of
you and.. (picks
PHOE: How these stuffs are here? Arent
all of your
stuffs burnt during the fire?
RACH: Not these ones
. I kept
them in the office
before I moved to your house for the first time. I
just dont want you to find out. Only when I got
promoted a few months ago I brought them back here.
PHOE: And you told me that its just your new bag!
RACH: There are things that I should hide
PHOE: Rachel, are you
. are you
head over heels for Ross again?
RACH: Oh God Pheebs
past few weeks I cant
stop thinking about him!!!!
PHOE: For the past few weeks or since forever???
RACH: Um.. yeah
but the feeling for
stronger than ever this few weeks.. even when I was
with Tag . I always thinking of him, and comparing Tag
to him .
PHOE: Does he knows about this?
RACH: He who? Ross or Tag?
RACH: No, he doesnt. Ive kept
it as a secret from
PHOE: Well, everyone but me!
YOU? Youre always
the last person to get
to know everything!
PHOE: Not in your case, Lovey-Loversome!
PHOE: Never doubted my psychic powers
RACH: I never ever think you own one.
PHOE: Or the fact that you have always
in love with
him, just like he is!
RACH: What, you think he loves me?
PHOE: God, that mans in denial for
such a very long
time! Dont you remember how many relationships that
he has screwed just because of you? No matter how
committed he is with a woman, their relationship never
RACH: Pheebs, sometimes, things wont
work out the way
we want it to be.
PHOE: WHOA! Gosh Rach, now I want to know
and I know, as a roommate and your best friend-
RACH: YOU are? Aww .. Pheebs I love you!
PHOE: Rachel! I havent even finished
my question! By
the way, I love you too! (they hug)
RACH: Okay-okay-okay-okay, continue Pheebs ..
PHOE: Once and for all, where have you
been on Tuesday
RACH: Didnt Ross told you that-
PHOE: Yeah, he told the lamest story in the world!
RACH: And I thought his dinosaur stories
lamest stories ever .
PHOE: Okay, cut the crap, okay Rachel.
I know hes
lying. Tell me, where were you that night.
RACH: Phoebe, I told you that-
PHOE: Rachel Karen Green, the TRUTH!
RACH: FINE! You want to know the truth
so bad! Okay,
you know that day Tag and I broke up?
PHOE: Of course, as if the whole world
Rachel continues the story until the very end. Phoebe
then hugs her.
PHOE: Rachel, after all that Ross and you
through, I think this WILL bring you guys back
RACH: You mean?
PHOE: Remember my Lobster Theory??
RACH: Although at first its weird, but then, yeah.
PHOE: You guys do love each other, but
never have the
right time to make it through. You see, the lobsters,
when they are old enough, they will find their mate,
and they will be happy together, holding their claws
(does the lobster thing with her hand).
RACH: I dont get your point, Pheebs.
PHOE: Why did you break up at the first time?
RACH: Because he slept with somebody else?
PHOE: Rachel, I know thats not the
right answer. Tell
me the right answer.
RACH: (sighs) Fine, we cant work
it out because of my
damn stupid pride and Im always the one who breaks
PHOE: See Rachel, you always run out from
problems. You never want to think about it deeply, to
work things out again. Did you remember Chandler, the
man who owns the heart of stone and tin, finally cried
because of you two cant work things out?
RACH: Yes, Phoebe. But still, I dont
lobster story just now.
PHOE: Rachel, you know what, weve
always in the
middle of your relationship with Ross, and you always
throw us in whenever you have a fight. But dont you
remember how did you guys get together for many many
RACH: (starts to cry) Because of our love
PHOE: Huh, thats right. And you guys
did it on our
own, without our help! Rachel, Ross and you have grown
up now, I mean both of you are more mature now, just
like the lobsters!!
RACH: (sighs) Oh.
PHOE: The point of my lobster story
is actually you
guys now are different, meaning you guys have grown
up, but still, in your hearts, you guys still have a
special space for each other. Now that you guys are
more mature, you guys can work things out. Especially
RACH: Why me, Pheebs?
PHOE: Ive told you right, because
you always run when
you have a problem. Now, you have to face it, Rachel.
And you have to face it on your own, without our help!
Thats being an adult really means!!!! Living on your
own and face the problems in life! And in your case
now, solving your own web of love puzzle!
RACH: (still crying) Thank you Phoebe, thanks so much.
PHOE: No biggie, Rach
.. the burden
is now on you, and
for once, youre gonna solve this problem on your own.
RACH: Thanks again Pheebs .. (they hug)
The next day.
Thursday, 2 days more to go before Chandler and
Scene: Chandler and Monicas. The girls are there.
MNCA: Chair seating, check! Arrangements for the
tulips, check! The caterer, check! Wow, Im really
good at this!
PHOE: Could you BE more specific?
. You SO sounded like my
fiancé! How sweet
of you Pheebs!!
PHOE: Finally you praise me for something.
time, all that I heard is your screaming!
Monica gives her an evil glare
RACH: Wait Mon.. I need to tell you something.
MNCA: What, Rachel? After vanishing from
my life for
days and now youre here, then now you feel like
talking to me?? Talk!
RACH: About the seating chart, I think
you need to do
some changes in that.
. What are
you trying to do to me,
Green?? Dont you know that Ive been organizing it
nicely and orderly???? This is MY WEDDING for Gods
PHOE: Oh my God, if I listen to that speech
time Monica, I am going to marry Chandler, not you!!
MNCA: Now youre taking MY fiancé?
.. nope!! I have
Joey as backup, I
dont need Chandler to make the list full!!!
MNCA: FINE, Buffay
Now Rachel, whats
the teeny tiny
RACH: Okay, Im not going to bring Tag to the wedding.
MNCA: Why? Because hes still a minor
or her mother
doesnt let him go with you?
RACH: No, its the other way around. We broke up.
MNCA: (sympathetically) Oh Rachel, Im sorry .
RACH: Yeah, youre too busy with your
I dont wanna steal your thunder. At least Im living
Phoebe gives a boastful smile.
MNCA: Whoa-whoawhoa Phoebe knows about this break up
before me??? NOOOOOO how could you?????
PHOE: Hahahaaa.. to spice things up, actually
youre the last one to know about this break up!!
Yay!!! Serves you right!!!!!!!!
MNCA: You mean, the rest of the gang knows
and I am the only one who dont know?? RACHEL, HOW
The guys enter the apartment.
GUYS: Morning everyone!!!!
MNCA: (madly) Enough with all this huge
I have within this very few days, YOU (points to the
guys) add them by NOT TELLING that Rachel had broken
up with Tag!!!
RACH: Come on Monica, its not that
bigger deal. Ive
already fired Tag. Hes vanished from my very eyes and
hell never gonna see us again!!!
REST: What???? WHATTTT??????? You fired TAG?????
ROSS: Relax guys, she told me that before! Its okay!
CHAN: Whoawhoawhoa Rossy, you keep this from US??????
ROSS: Hey Im not Rossy, Im
JOEY: Guys, please dont fight okay!
We only have this
very few days before the weddin. Chan, you still have
to spend your last bachelor days with us!!
MNCA: Joey brings out a good point. GO,
CHAN: Monica, do I have to provide you
dictionary for you to use now!!!!!
PHOE: Laugh your asses off, Chandler! Youre
hear that for the rest of your life!!
MNCA: Shut up!!! Now, everyone, go to the
you guys should go! Rachel, Phoebe, you guys come with
me! We have to pick up my wedding dress!
RACH: Why we have to follow you?
PHOE: Yeah, arent we consist in the word everyone??
MNCA: Let me think, NO!!!! Come on guys,
or else you
wont get your dresses too!! Oooh wait, I have to do
something before we go (she takes a list)
JOEY: Wonder where she has the idea of
making a list
huh Chandler? (Chandler gives Joey an evil glare)
MNCA: Okay.. first, I have to cancel Tags
name in my
wedding guests list, (crosses it) done! Then about
whos gonna come with whom what do you think Rachel?
RACH: I think I better go with you and
the guys are going together so why not us too?
MNCA: Okay, good, second problem settled,
I forget about this. Chandler, hows your dancing
CHAN: You just wait and see Mon,,,
MNCA: Okay, well see about that
Uhm Joey and Phoebe
are going to dance together right?
JOEY: Yeah, we figured that we dont
have any dates to
bring to your wedding, so we decided to have a little
fun with ourselves, right Pheebs? (winks his eye at
Phoebe and Phoebe replies that with a flying kiss)
MNCA: Okay, enough with the public display
Rachel, since you and Tag are not going together, your
dancing partner is (looking down the list again)
ROSS: Monica, I told you I dont want
to dance on your
wedding! Doesnt the word dateless means anything to
PHOE: Ross, Joey and I are dateless, but
JOEY: Hey, you are a good dancer, your
night is much better than mine and the dropper
CHAN: Oh no, childhood flashback!
MNCA: Moves, what moves?
JOEY: Ross danced with Rachel last night.
MNCA: WHAT??? I cant believe you
guys kept so many
secrets from me!!
CHAN: (picks a newspaper) Joey,
Chandler hits him with a newspaper.
JOEY: Yeah Mon but its okay, Phoebe and I are
learning to dance with those two, (sarcastically)
CHAN: (gets Joeys message) Couldnt be more right.
REST: Come on Ross / only this once / please
RACH: (walks towards Ross) Come on Ross,
dance. Were both the Best Man and the Maid of Honor!
(thinks for a while)
Fine, okay Ill
dance with you.
RACH: Thank you!! (gives a peck on Ross
MNCA: Done, the problems solved. Now girls,
to the bridal shop!
RACH: I cant believe you havent
taken your dress
yet!! When I was going to get married to Barry, thats
the first thing I do!!!!
MNCA: Rachel Karen Green, you were born
in a rich
family, with servants and everything, so you do
nothing! I really have to finish up with you, but Ill
just save it, okay! Now get your cute butts off my
sofa, grab your purses and well go, okay!!!!!! COME
ON!!!! (leaves the apartment)
RACH: Pheebs, what that shes trying
to imply from
PHOE: Youre still single and shes
RACH: Oh yeah .. (both of them leave the room)
JOEY: So Chandler, dance lessons again?
no. I need some quality
time with my
pillows today. Those girls are going to shop all day,
so I can have the whole day sleeping here!
JOEY: Well then, so long! Im off
to my apartment!
(Ross cell phone rings)
ROSS: Okay, okay, okay, Ill be there.
Sorry Joe, have
to go to the university. Urgent matter. See you later,
okay! Bye (leaves the room)
JOEY: Now I am all alone. Huh.. Oh no,
chicken and duck!!! (runs back to his apartment)
Scene: Joeys apartment. Joey is playing Playstation
II while Chandler is still sleeping on the couch!
JOEY: Wow, this thing is soooooo damn cool! Chandler,
come play with meeeee!!!!!!!!!!
CHAN: Yeah I do want to Joey, but you are
my lying around time.
JOEY: CHANDLERRRR!!!!!!!!!! (starts to
off the couch) Play with MEEEE!!!!
CHAN: No, please for the love of me and
Ross barges into the apartment.
ROSS: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a very good news!!!
finally you are here,
Ross. This Daddy
Rooster is dragging me to play Playstation with
ROSS: Okay-okay-okay-okay, do you guys
want to listen
to my voice or not???
J&C: Okay Ross, tell us!!
CHAN: If this news is Carol being straight
that is a surprise!!!!!!
ROSS: NOOOO!!!!!!!!! Nothing related to
Carol! This is
about my job!!!! I got my job back at the museum!!!!!
CHAN: What? I dont believe it!!!!!!
JOEY: Yay you, dude!!!!!!!!!! (gives him a hug)
this is the best part.
Im not only a paleontologist, but I got a better
post!! Im now the-
CHAN: SMARTEST DINOSAUR ALIVE!!
ROSS: Not that!! Now, you guys are looking
at the Head
of Paleontology Department of the Museum of National
CHAN: Oh no, another Jurassic Park flashback!!!
JOEY: Wow man, thats HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
about your job as the lecturer in NYU?
ROSS: Oh, I still do give lectures there,
but just as
a part-time job. As if those people havent given me
much headache already!!
CHAN: Thats a lesson for having an
affair with your
students! (Ross gives him an evil glare)
ROSS: Eat your jokes man, now, at the front
of my door
at my new room will be Professor Dr. Ross C. Geller,
JOEY: I dont know you have a middle name!
ROSS: Well, you never ask! Chandler knows
CHAN: And thats how we can be friends.
I joked about
his middle name and he punched me right on the nose.
ROSS: He called me Christopher Robin! But
helped him, so we become friends on the spot!
JOEY: Wait Ross, your middle name is Christopher?
ROSS: (a bit shy) Yah-huh
guys, I made
Christopher up! I dont know what his middle name is!)
what a name! Professor
Christopher Geller, PhD. I wonder if I can remember
ROSS: Nah, just remember Im Ross, your friend!
CHAN: Thanks Ross
.. or our
little friend here wound
need a brain implant so that he can remember your long
name!!! (Joey gives him an evil glare)
JOEY: Chandler, you know what? Youre
annoying these days and Im so GRRRRR!!! Cmon Ross,
lets play some foos and leave this chimpanzee alone!
Ross and Joey starts to play foosball.
CHAN: (pleads) Guys, Im sorry guys GUYS!!!!
Both Ross and Joey just ignore Chandler.
Cut to: Chandler and Monicas apartment. The girls are
entering the apartment, carrying loads of shopping
MNCA: YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna try
my wedding dress on now you guys!!!!!!!! Lock the
door, I dont want Chandler to see me!! Tonight is
specially reserved for us three!!!!!!!!!!
RACH: And you forget to shut the drapes!
PHOE: (shuts the drapes) DONE!!!!!!!
MNCA: Thanks Pheebs!!! Im gonna change
PHOE: Wow, that reminds me on the time
when we dressed
in those wedding gowns!!!!
. You guys helped
to cheer me up after
Ross comforted me after breaking up with Joshua ..
PHOE: Yeah.. sorry Rach
RACH: Never mind
.. Joshua has been
vanished from my
life long time ago . Anyway.. hey Pheebs, why not we
try our dresses too? Itll be more fun!!!!
PHOE: Which dress should I wear? The bridesmaid
the one that I wear for my little gig?
RACH: I think the bridesmaid one
thatll be more
PHOE: OKAY!!!!!! (runs to the bathroom
with her dress
while Rachel rushes to her old room)
Fifteen minutes later ..
Monica comes out from her bedroom.
MNCA: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU
Simultaneously, Rachel and Phoebe come out from the
respective rooms, wearing their dresses.
MNCA: OH YOU GUYS ARE THE
BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU
GUYS!!!!!!! (hugs them both)
RACH: Hey Mon, I think since were
all wearing these
dresses, why not we have a quick rehearsal, since you
said that you dont want to have any!!!!
MNCA: Hmm . Okay!!!
PHOE: Wait Mon, Why you dont wanna
rehearsals?? I thought youre gonna conduct them many
I just want the wedding
to be the wedding
full of surprise!!!!! Thats why I get these dresses
RACH: Although youve ordered them since months ago!
MNCA: I want this wedding to be the one
that should be
remembered by everyone to the rest of my life no
more Ross disastrous London wedding. Thats another
reason I dont have a rehearsal!!
MNCA: Remember how Chandler and I get together
R&P: Oh yeah definitely ..
MNCA: So I just want that one to be remembered,
more dinner rehearsal anymore!!!!!!!!!
PHOE: Because you know
the Best Man gets to
bed the Maid of Honor!
RACH: And in the case of my wedding with
he slept with Mindy!!
PHOE: Thats why their marriage dont
Breaking the old tradition!
MNCA: Pheebs, I slept with Chandler, Ross
London didnt work out either.
PHOE: Thats because he makes a terrible
because of you Mon!
MNCA: And I wonder if my Maid of Honor
will be bed by
Chandlers Best Man
RACH: Mon, Ross and I has slept together
many times years ago, I think that makes up for
Phoebes tradition bit.
MNCA: Hmm . (thinks)
PHOE: (sees Rachels start to feel
down) Okay guys
lets start!!! Ill walk first!!!! Come on, sing!!!
(starts to pretend to walk down the aisle )
RACH: (starts to look better) Okay, my
to walk too . But shes imagining that Ross is there
MNCA: MY TURN MYTURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here Comes The Bride!!!
dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.. dum-dum dum-dum
MNCA: (pretends that shes walking
down the aisle) God
Im so nervous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (then reaches the
same place where Rachel and Phoebe stand) Okay, we
missed two persons now
MNCA: Chandler and the priest!!!
PHOE: Oooh.. I thought tonight is only
between us girls!!!!
MNCA: Okay, if there is no Chandler, no
its the perfect time to ..
ALL: (in unison) TOSS THE BOUQUET!!!!!!!
RACH: Come on Mon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MNCA: OKAY!!! (throws the bouquet and Rachel
PHOE: Wonder whos the lucky man!!!!!!!
RACH: I dont know
but I know
that Im gonna toss
this bad boy!!!!! (throws the bouquet and Phoebe
PHOE: YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! YAY
MNCA: Yeah, yay you Phoebe!!! Now throw
Phoebe is about to throw the bouquet when there is a
knock on the door.
MNCA: Tonight is a girls night! No one can disturb
ROSS: (voice-over) I have some news to
MNCA: Just speak over the telephone, Ill
turn on the
speaker and well listen!
ROSS: Never mind, Ill just shout it from here!
RACH: Well listen!
ROSS: (voice-over, but shouting) I GOT
MY OLD JOB BACK
IN THE MUSEUM!!!!!!
GIRLS: (surprised) OOOHH!!! YAY ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROSS: NOT ONLY THAT, Im THE HEAD
DEPARTMENT OF MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY, NEW
RACH: Thats even better!
ROSS: AND I GET TO CONTINUE AS A PART TIME
PHOE: WOW!! Youre gonna do those
jobs on your
ROSS: WHO CARES???
MNCA: Whoa, hes making more and more
CARE!! (runs to her bedroom)
RACH: Mon, what are you doing?
MNCA: (voice-over) Im changing!!!!!
Rachel and Phoebe rushes back and change.
Scene: the hallway between C&M and Joeys apartments.
The girls run out from the apartment!
GIRLS: CONGRATULATIONS ROSS!!!! (they hug Ross)
ROSS: Wow, that is fast!!
Chandler and Joey comes out from Joeys apartment.
JOEY: Now I want to get promoted, see how he gets the
MNCA: Joey, hes my brother!!
R&P: And hes our friend!
CHAN: Now Im feeling left out! Come
Joey, join the
JOEY: Oh yeah . (they all gather in a group hug)
FRIDAY, tomorrow is the wedding
Okay, Im gonna show some clips here. First when the
girls arrive to the museum, Monica starts to boss
people around, with her huge map she tells where to
put every single thing in the museum hall, while
Rachel and Phoebe starts to put on the decorations,
candles and stuffs in the room (with Monicas yelling
at the background, of course), Monica keeps on
correcting every single thing that theyre all doing,
until finally the hall is almost fully decorated.
GIRLS: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..
PHOE: Now I want to get married
MNCA: I am sooo gonna supervise where do
they put my
tulips tomorrow, I dont wanna see any single thing
goes wrong on my wedding!!!!
MNCA: Sorry, too excited
Next clip: Joeys apartment. Ross and Joey are busy
decorating the apartment for the bachelor party for
Chandler. Ross is busy cleaning the apartment while
Joey is busy with the food, also eating them while
preparing!! Ross hits Joeys hand and Joey grabs the
shaving cream and sprays to Ross and theyre running
chasing each other in the apartment!! Realizing the
apartment is in a mess again, Ross as the Best Man
orders Joey to clean up the apartment. So we can see
Joey actually cleaning the apartment, and Ross enjoys
a slice of pizza!! Finally the apartment is fully
decorated. Ross puts a CD in the CD player, reveals
that its the song from Ricky Martin, She Dance!!
Both starts grooving around the apartment!!
ROSS: This is going to be the best party ever!!!!
JOEY: Yeah baby!!!
ROSS: Joey, there are no girls in the apartment!!
JOEY: Hey, Im singin!!! When
the strippers gonna
ROSS: Tonight, somewhere around 9. Remember
told ya about the stripper, Joey?
JOEY: DONT SLEEP WITH THE STRIPPER AGAIN!!
ROSS: Good!!!! Come on, lets dance again!!!!
JOEY: All right!!!
ROSS: Wait, this dance is boring, why not
on the honor
of Chandler, we dance
BOTH: THE CHANDLER DANCE!!!! (WOOHOO!!!!!)
(they continue dancing like clowns in the apartment)
Next clip: Chandlers work. His co-workers organizes a
party for him. He seems to have a good time and cracks
so many jokes!!!!! He receives loads of presents from
CHAN: Oooh.. my wife is gonna love all there
presents!! But how am I gonna carry these stuffs back?
I dont have a car!!!
DOUG: Well Bing, this is the big present,
a brand new
car from you! (gives him the key)
CHAN: Doug, thanks man!!!!!!! Im sooo thankful!!!!
DOUG: youve been working with this
company for like
more than 10 years, and your work progress is very
good!! You deserve to own one!!!!
CHAN: Thanks man!!!
DOUG: And this is a bonus (slaps Chandlers butt)
CHAN: Oh-my-god, when THAT is going to end?
Next clip: Chandler and Monicas apartment. It looks
like the girls have a party for Monica too!!!! Since
Rachel and Phoebe organize this party, means no boring
card games they got a male stripper!!!!
WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!! The girls are enjoying them!! We can
also see many people come for the party, even Monicas
old co-workers!! Then, Monica starts to unwrap the
presents, she looks sooo happy with all the presents
that they gave her!!!! But, after a while, she starts
to frown .. They took a photo, and Monica forces
herself to smile, which then we can see a flash of
light, brings us to
Scene: The hallway between C&M and Joeys apartment.
Monica is just out from her apartment, just to find
out that Ross is sitting alone at the hallway.
MNCA: Ross . What are you doing alone here? Arent you
supposed to enjoy the party?
ROSS: The strippers having her show
now, Im not
interested to watch it, so I just stay here.
. Actually, I
am soooo nervous
thinking about the wedding, Im afraid that it would
go wrong, or even worse, ends up like you.
ROSS: YOU, nervous about wedding?? After
all people I
know in my whole life, you are the least person that
I know who has wedding jitters!!
.. its just after seeing
all those presents,
I started to get scared you know Oh Ross what should
ROSS: Monica, come here. (she sits beside
hugs her then releases) Mon, you are my only sister, I
know you since the first day you were born, and Ive
known Chandler for years too. Nothing wrong is going
to happen, you two are good people, dont worry!
MNCA: Its just that
Seeing you suffer from those
failed marriages makes me scared you know
ROSS: No, Mon. You are a very independent
have teach Chandler the value of love that he has
never seen before. Of course you can work it out.
MNCA: Thanks Ross
ROSS: Mon, you are my one and only sister,
of course I
want to see you happy. No matter what, we are the only
children of the Gellers! Although we can be so
competitive at times..
MNCA: Or should I say ALL THE TIME??
ROSS: Well, in the case of us Gellers,
ALL THE TIME,
as you said . But we both know that in spite of all
those petty fights..
MNCA: Atomic wedgies, super flying wedgies,
BOTH : ULTRASONIC WEDGIES!!!!!!!!! (both
ROSS: Okay, seriously, no matter how much
you hated me
when we were kids, no matter how much I have teased
you before, you are still Monica, my younger sister.
MNCA: Ross, you know what, I hate it when
always right. But, obviously, I love you, bro.
ROSS: Yeah, I love you too my sis. Take
good care of
your marriage, ok! (kisses Monicas forehead)
MNCA: Yes I will. The first thing that
Im gonna do
after the honeymoon is to get the license laminated!!!
(both of them laughs again, imagining whatll happen)
ROSS: Okay Mon, you have a party to attend!!!
MNCA: Sure I will!!!!!!!!!!!! And Ross,
ROSS: Yah huh?
MNCA: You know what, I know someday at
the end of the
road you wont be ended up alone. Goodnight.
ROSS: I know, good night Mon. Once a Geller,
Geller! (both of them smile and she enters back into
The scene fades with Ross taking his solo
thinking alone while sitting at the hallway .
SATURDAY, the wedding day!
Again, half of this is going to be shown by clips I
dont know which song to choose, so I just use
Jennifer Lopezs song lets get loud on the
Clip 1: Monica gets up in the morning,
and then she
wakes Rachel and Phoebe up, all of them rushes to get
ready to go to the salon. We can also see Monica busy
cleaning the house again and checks that her luggage
bags are packed, also Chandlers.
Clip 2: The guys, recovered from the hangover, cleans
the apartment AGAIN, only this time Chandler is the
one who has to do it. Joey and Ross just boss him to
do practically everything, they even ask Chandler to
put on the apron! A mad Chandler then chases the guys
around the apartment, but thinking that this is his
wedding day, he just stop and just let the guys do
their thing. He cleans the apartment, singing.
Clip 3: The girls are now in the salon, only now Mrs.
Geller is busy fussing around, and we can see Monica
has a tension look on her face. Rachel and Phoebe just
laugh at her, seeing for the first time in weeks
Monica get to be bossed. Until finally
MON: MOM!! This is my wedding, not yours!!
JUDY: Oh, sorry dear, I just want to ensure
PHOE: Finally she said the right words
to the right
RACH: Oh yeah!
The girls continue getting ready for the wedding.
Clip 4: The guys are gathering at Chandler and Monica.
All three of them look so incredibly handsome.
Chandler hands the wedding ring box to Ross, then he
hugs him. Joey, not to be left out, joins the hug too.
CHAN: Im gonna miss you guys!!!!!!
ROSS: Not me, Im your brother-in-law!!!!
JOEY: And Im your neighbor!!!
CHAN: I mean Ill miss my bachelorhood!!!
They release the hug. We can see that all
them try to shed one tear from each others face. Then
they leave the apartment.
Clip 5: The girls and Judy Geller are now arriving at
the Museum. They are carrying their dresses.
MNCA: Pheebs, Rach, carry these dresses
dressing room. I just want to check the hall once
She enters the hall, seeing everything is fine. The
tulips, her favorite flowers are everywhere. She
JUDY: Monica, Im proud of you.
MNCA: What, Mom?
JACK: (comes from a corner of the room)
I arrived here
early (kisses them both on their foreheads) Monica,
were both very proud of you. You organized this
wedding independently by yourself, you make us feel
very proud of you!
JUDY: Mon, maybe I always criticize you
but it doesnt mean that your father and I dont love
you. Its just that you are our one and only-
MNCA: Little Harmonica.
JACK: Thanks. Today youre gonna get
married and I
hope that you will have a happy marriage with
JUDY: Same goes with me too, Mon. I love
MNCA: (in a verge of tears) Thanks Mom, Dad.
JUDY: Now, dont cry, okay! itll ruin your make up!
J&J just laugh!
Scene: The Wedding Hall. The guys are there now.
ROSS: I suppose that youre waiting for your parents
to come, right Chandler!
CHAN: I do send them invitation cards,
but I dont
even know if they even bother to come and see me.
JOEY: Hey Chandler, look whos coming???
CHAN: Who? Bozo the clown?
ROSS: Your parents, silly!!! Go meet them.
NORA: Hi Children!! Hey Ross ..
ROSS: How am I gonna forget you Mrs. Bing..
NORA: Oh my kiddo!! (hugs Chandler)
CHAN: Mom? Dad?
DAD: Yes Chandler, Im coming today,
for you. (he hugs
Chandler, surprisingly he wears a tuxedo, not those
horrible costumes! Hes actually good looking, hes
played by Robert Redford, since we know that
Chandlers father is actually a handsome blonde man
who turns gay) This is my Channy Boy!!!!
JOEY: (laughs a bit) Channy Boy???? I thought
the first one to call him Channy!!!
Chandler gives Joey a sarcastic look.
CHAN: (breaks the hug) Guys, this is Robert
father. Or should I call you Roberta, your Vegas stage
RBRT: Robert is okay for today. (he shakes
both Ross and Joey and flirts with both) Such fine
R&J: Thanks sir. Chandler, I think
we better leave you
for a moment.
CHAN: Okay guys. ( Ross and Joey leave)
JOEY: I cant believe his father dares to flirt with
both of us!
ROSS: I cant believe both his parents
JOEY: AND youre gonna face those
two more often!
(Ross gives Joey a dirty look)
Back to the Bing family
CHAN: Mom, dad, how come you guys decided
to see me
today, BOTH of you PRESENT??
NORA: Well. I am gonna come, anyway because
son and of course Id like to see you get married,
CHAN: (sarcastically) Arent I belong
to the servants
at your mansions and the workers at the boarding
RBRT: Chandler, youre my son. I only
has a son, and
he is you.
CHAN: Then why you abandoned me all these
never called, never send me a postcard or anything??
Although you give me loads of money through mom, but
why you never meet me in the person?
RBRT: You know my job-
CHAN: At the gay burlesque that you owned!
two ever think that you two are raising a son? I
always got mistaken as gay, I live a very independent
life, my relationships are total rubbish except for
NORA: Chandler, dont talk to your father like that!
CHAN: No mom, I just saying the things
that Id like
to say to him after all these years!
RBRT: (who remains calm through the whole
Chandler, I may be gay-
CHAN: Yeah you are!
RBRT: Yes I am, but I still have a heart!
what, you are still my son, my only legacy!
CHAN: I dont want to inherit your
empire! I dont give a damn on it!!!
RBRT: Chandler Bing, son, I love you .. (hugs him)
CHAN: I DONT, I DONT, I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to cry) I love you dad (they hug for quite a while)
why you didnt even want to see me before??
RBRT: There was no right time, son!
CHAN: Will you go out with me after my honeymoon??
RBRT: Of course I will.
CHAN: (like a little boy) Promise?
RBRT: Yes, I promise you. (they break the hug)
NORA: Well be at the seats there.
Good luck Chandler
(kisses him on his cheek)
CHAN: Thanks Mom. (kisses his mom back on his cheek)
RBRT: Now give me a smile (Chandler gives
smile, amazingly he looks so cute!!!!! :) ) Thats my
boy! Okay, see you later. (both Robert and Nora
Chandler just leans against the floor,
and we can see
that he is controlling himself from crying.
Ross walks towards him.
CHAN: Yes Ross.
ROSS: Thats the biggest thing you
have done today,
Besides marrying my sister after this, by the way.
CHAN: What do you mean by that Ross?
ROSS: Ive been knowing you ever since
our first day
back in college! You told me everything about your
family, you know the stuffs you never told Joey.
CHAN: well, 23 years ago I think Ive
been all cried
out about this, but suddenly the Channy Boy is coming
back again in me I think.
ROSS: Yeah, I saw the little drama you
had with your
family just now.
CHAN: And you said to me that youre
gonna give me
ROSS: No, its just that youve
given me the wrong
box, Chandler! This is not the ring, this box is
CHAN: Oh , Ive given you the wrong
box! (hands Ross
ROSS: (opens the box) Thanks, wow this
beautiful!!!!!!!!! Monica is so lucky to have you!
CHAN: no, I am so lucky to marry your sister, Ross.
ROSS: Chandler, I dont know what
else to say to you,
just one this teeny tiny thing, take good care of my
little sister okay! Shes my only sister, you know
CHAN: Yeah, I know. Thanks Ross, for being
ROSS: No biggie, big guy.
CHAN: Gotta get up
or else your sister
marrying anyone!!! (he smiles, and Ross smiles back.
Both leaves at the same time)
Scene: The dressing room.
MNCA: Im ready!!!!!
R&P: Come out!! Let me see you!!!
Monica comes out, finally! She looks stunningly
beautiful in an ivory wedding dress. Her wedding dress
resembles the late Lady Dianas dress, but she
redesigned it, with Rachels help of course, so that
the dress looks more modern and more Monica.
PHOE: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MNCA: OMG good????
RACH: Finally, my fashion talents has been
appreciated! Mon, youre so beautiful!!!
MNCA: I am beautiful, am I??
MNCA: Okay.. now its the ceremony time!!!!
Cut to: The wedding hall. We can see the little
Chandler and Leslie throwing flowers they wear this
cute ivory dresses with rose ribbons and embroidery on
it. Then Ben, walks on the aisle, performing his job
as the ring bearer.
ROSS: (far behind) Thats my son!
Back to the other side of the hall.
MNCA: Oh my gosh . Oh oh . Im getting married!!!!
Please, I dont wanna faint at the front of all those
PHOE: Monica, I thought that you are okay
wedding freak!!! This shocks!!!
RACH: Mon.. calm down breathe breathe breathe ..
MNCA: I caught a headache!!!!
RACH: Mon relax!! Phoebe, go on!!!!
PHOE: Okay!!! (she rushes out to meet Joey)
Cut back to the hall again. Phoebe, escorted by our
very own Joey Tribbiani, looks beautiful in a dark
JOEY: (whispers) Phoebe, you look beautiful tonight.
PHOE: (whispers back) You too Joey. But
Mon caught a
huge headache backstage!
JOEY: (whispering again) Oh nooooooooo .
PHOE: (whispers back) Dont worry, Rachels with her.
JOEY: (unsure) Okay
(both of them walks to
Back to Monica and Rachel
RACH: Okay Mon, calm down, okay! and dont do the
things Ive done on my previous wedding..
MNCA: What? Get drunk or jump over the window?
RACH: No, kicking Monicas ass! Naaahhh
its my turn now .
MNCA: Okay, just dont ruin MY wedding ceremony!
RACH: Yeah, I know . Mon .
RACH: Good luck (she hugs Monica, they
Rachel breaks it)
MNCA: Rach, you are my best friend, I love you!
RACH: Ill do anything for you!!
MNCA: Now go, perform your job!!! GOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!
RACH: Okay!!!! (she rushes out from the dressing room)
She is standing at the front of the door when she saw
Ross, the best man, standing alone at the end of the
other corner, standing and waiting for her.
(The part below will appear as Rachel sees Ross)
When the visions around you
Bring tears to your eyes
And all that surrounds you
Are secrets and lies
I'll be your strength
I'll give you hope
Keeping your faith when it's gone
The one you should call
When standing here all alone
RACH: (voice-over) Gosh.. Ive always
seen him in
suits, but I dont think Ive seen him looking this
sexy.. Is it me or his butt looks damn sexy? Oops
Okay Rachel, just be cool be cool .
Rachel, smiling sweetly, keeps on walking
Ross. She looks deeply at him, lovingly and
And I will take you in my arms
And hold you right where you belong
Till the day my life is through
This I promise you
This I promise you
Ross sees Rachel walking towards him. He
his suit and suddenly, he realizes something..
I've loved you forever
In lifetimes before
And I promise you never
Will you hurt anymore
ROSS: (voice-over) Oh my God, shes
like shes an angel.. MY angel
I give you my word
I give you my heart
This is a battle we've won
And with this vow
Forever has now begun
Ross takes Rachels hand, and she
slips her arms on
his. He smiles.
ROSS: Okay, lets start. Were
doing this for Monica
and Chandler, okay!
RACH: All right. (she tries her best to smile)
(This song goes as these two starts walking)
Just close your eyes each loving day
And know this feeling won't go away
Till the day my life is through
This I promise you
This I promise you
As the camera focuses on Rachel, we can
shes smiling shyly but still looks stunning.
Over and over I thought
When I hear you call
Without you in my life baby
I just wouldn't be living at all
We can see that the guests are watching them,
including Judy Geller.
(everythings in voice-over)
GUEST#1: Oh my God, those two looks so
down the aisle together!
GUEST#2: Its like its their wedding..
GUEST#3: God, the Gellers having
AGAIN? I need to start saving my money for the next
JUDY: Thats my son
boy, I hope Ross will marry
Rachel.. oops.. another wedding? I need a new set of
Ross cant keep his eyes off of Rachel. Its like hes
And I will take you in my arms
And hold you right where you belong
Until the day my life is through
This I promise you
This I promise you
And now both of them are reaching the altar, still on
each other arms.
CHAN: Uh, Ross?
ROSS: Mmmm.. hmmmm?
CHAN: (whispering) This is MY wedding,
you can get married after this to add into your
ROSS: (slowly) Oops
. (releases Rachels
both of them take their positions)
JOEY: (talks slowly behind Ross) Dont
worry man, nice
job just now..
Ross just gives him a faint smile. He just
his eyes off of Rachel, and it seems like Rachel is
feeling the same too.
The song Here comes the Bride is playing, and a
stunning Monica is walking down the aisle with his
dad, Jack Geller. The guests start to cry, even Monica
MNCA: (voice-over) Oh god, Im gonna
ruin my expensive
make-up! Nononono I wont! SMILE!! (squeezes her
JACK: (whispering) Monica dear, I know
married, but please dont squeeze my hand so hard!
MNCA: (whispering too) Sorry Dad.
We can also see Chandler, although nervous, admiring
Monicas undoubtful beauty that day, even though
sometimes he swears Janice is laughing at him, or
maybe tries to spoil the day with Richard Burke, who
sits beside her.
CHAN: (voice over) Monica
Richard sits beside Janice, both look so
uncomfortable) serves you bastards right!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder what happen to THEM next??
Monica and Jack then continue walking together, until
its time for Jack to give Monica to Chandler.
JACK: (kisses Monicas cheek and so
does she, then he
faces Chandler) Chandler.
CHAN: Yes, Jack.
JACK: Take good care of my beautiful Little
CHAN: I know this act is seldom done in
but . (he hugs Jack and then he releases the hug)
CHAN: (confidently) Yes, Dad.
JACK: Thats my son- in-law! (Chandler smiles)
Jack hands Monica to Chandler.
The priest is going to start the ceremony.
PRIE: Friends, family, everybody in this
hall. Today, we are going to witness a unique wedding
ceremony, between Chandler and Monica. (both smiles)
Hope the happiness will always be with them till death
The ceremony goes on, but Ross and Rachel
take their eyes off of each other. The look that can
change so may decisions in life, the look that can
make any heart melts like chocolate, the look that can
only be shared between Ross and Rachel. Suddenly .
They are now both at the front of the altar,
beautifully dressed in an expensive wedding dress, and
Ross handsomely wearing the tuxedo, just waiting for
the time to say I Do
ROSS: I do. (gives his sweetest smile to Rachel)
RACH: (with tears falling down her face) I do.
PRIE: You may kiss the bride (they kiss
the audience starts to cry even more)
PRIE: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to
you Mr. and
Mrs. Geller .
Everyone in the ceremony hall claps until both Ross
and Rachel blink their eyes. No, this is no comedy
show, this is no soap opera, this is not their
wedding, this is reality, this is Chandler and
Monicas. They both try not to look into each others
face and try to concentrate on the wedding. Its now
time for Chandler to say ..
CHAN: (looking into Monicas beautiful
smiles) I do.
Surprisingly, a tear dropped from Chandlers cute blue
RACH: (voice-over) Chandler cried!
PHOE: (voice-over) YAY!!!
ROSS: (whispers to Joey) Monica made a
decision not to rewrite the vows .
JOEY: (Whispers back) Yeah, man. But I
know you did
that before because of something else.
ROSS: (whispers back) I know. Hey, Monicas
say her vows .
MNCA: (voice-over) God . This is my time now!!!!! Calm
down, calm down. Im gonna be Mrs. Bing and have lots
of babies!!!!! (smiles)
The tension is in the air in the very room as now,
Monica Geller is going to be no longer be Monica
MNCA: (takes a deep breath) I . (starts to cry)
The guests just keep their mouth shut, as they are
surprised to see Monica crying.
MNCA: I do! (smiles)
PRIE: Chandler, you may now kissed the bride.
Both Chandler and Monica kissed, as if this is their
CHAN: I love you Monica.
MNCA: I love you too Chandler (they hug)
Chandler now breaks the glass, following Monicas
fathers wedding tradition.
PRIE: And now, Ladies and gentlemen, I
present to you
Mr. and Mrs. Bing!!!!!!
The guests stand up and applaud
RBRT: Aww my sons married!!!!
NORA: Yeah, hope that he wont turn gay like you!
RBRT: Nora, well save our arguments
for later, okay!
Let our son and daughter-in-law enjoy their day,
JUDY: Oh dear, her make-up is ruined!
JACK: Calm down Judy, she looks fine!!
We can see the guests standing up and applaud for
Chandler and Monica, but also we can see that Ross and
Rachel do clap for those two, but still keep on
staring at each other
Cut to: The Photography Session. We can see that the
photographer taking loads of shots of C&M. then C&M
and their families, seeing Jacks weird look towards
Robert and Judys glare towards Nora, then C&M + R&R,
C&M + J&P, the whole gang, J&P, and finally ..
PHOT: Okay, now a shot of the Best Man
and the Maid of
ROSS: Oh my gosh, should we do this?
CHAN: Please Ross, this is my wedding,
something to remember from it.
JOEY: Whoa, Chandler says This is
my wedding, not
Monica gives Joey an evil glare.
RACH: Fine, come on Ross, its only a picture, thats
ROSS: If you are fine with it, so am I.
Phoebe just smiles to both.
PHOT: Okay you two, now smile!
Ross and Rachel give the photographer their
ever. They are just going to leave that area until .
BEN: Daddy, daddy!!! (runs towards Ross)
ROSS: Come here Ben! (catches him) Aww..
boy! (Rachel smiles)
RACH: Hey Benny Boy!! Remember me??
BEN: Auntie Rachel! (Rachel kisses him
on the cheek)
you are much bigger than
the last time I
see you!!! (Ben gives her a peck on the cheek, how
BEN: Daddy, daddy!! I wanna take a photo
with you and
ROSS: (thinks a bit, then agrees) Okay
for you son! (Rachel looks at those two lovingly)
Rachel, are you okay with this little fella?
RACH: Im so love this little guy!!
Come Benny Boy,
you sit with me!
BEN: OKAY!!! Auntie Rachel, I love you!!
RACH: (touched) Aww Ben! Who taught you that?
Ross looks embarrassed.
PHOT: Okay, are you three ready?
PHOT: OK smile!!!
Ross, Rachel, and Ben gives a perfect family
ever, and this photo freezes to .
Scene: The Wedding Dinner. We are now looking
whole dinner thing. Ross gives his speech, and for the
first time ever, the audience laugh and Chandler seems
so embarrassed, then Rachel gives her speech and we
can see that Monicas crying, then Chandler and Monica
gives their joint speech, while the Bings and The
Gellers seems to get along quite well, since they are
seating at the same table. Janice and Richard looks so
uncomfortable with each other; Janice with her
annoying guffaws and nasal voice, and Richard tries to
tell Eye Jokes to everyone but he failed to do so.
CHAN: (seeing Richard failed to make a
joke) Haha, Im
the King of Jokes and Sarcasm!! No one could steal
that from me!
Now its Phoebe time to sing.
PHOE: Okay ladies and gentlemen, tonight
I am going to
sing for my best friends Chandler and Monica. Today,
I, with help with my friend here, Joey Tribbiani, will
sing this song that I composed it myself, its called
JOEY: Come on Pheebs! Lets start!! (he helps with the
Phoebe plays the guitar while Joey plays the drums.
Todays the day to remember,
Chandler is now more sober,
No more WENUS, no more ANUS,
As he meets the woman he adore,
Who lives only by the next door.
Monica, the sister of Ross Geller,
Whos Chandlers oldest roomy ever,
Shes neurotic, and energetic,
But shes independent and beautiful,
That makes Chandler looks bashful.
Today, they finally get unite,
In front of everyone tonight,
Theyll fly to Hawaii, well say Yippee!,
Hope that happiness will bear,
With them always, always and always
J&P: As we, both your friends sing
together, I hope
this song gives you too something to remember, as all
six of us will be the best gang ever, move over
Gunther, we rules the world!! We love you guys!!!
Both J&P sounds marvelous, no one could have think
that Phoebe can finally compose a decent song! C&M has
tears in their eyes, while R&R enjoy listening to the
Scene: The wedding dance.
C&M leads the dance, with the song Strangers in the
Night (ironic?) surprisingly, Chandler the
dropper Bing wows the crowd when he dances
gracefully, Monicas amazing, too!
CHAN: Monica, you look beautiful tonight.
MNCA: You too Chandler. By the way, you
dance tonight. Im proud of you!
CHAN: Thanks! (he waves to the rest of the gang)
PHOE: Oh, our Channy Boys growing
RACH: Why did you say like that?
PHOE: I taught him how to dance, at least
he does mean
something to me!
Phoebes right! Its
like seeing my chick
and duck dancing!!
ROSS: I never see them dance!
JOEY: Well, we see that later!
Cut to: Monica dancing with her father, then Chandler
with his mother, then Joey and Phoebe. The dance floor
seems to light up with these people dancing.
Suddenly, the wedding band is now playing the song
I feel so unsure,
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor.
As the music dies...
Something in your eyes,
Calls to mind a silver screen,
And all those sad goodbyes.
Ross looks at Rachel.
RACH: (still watching people dancing) Yes?
ROSS: I think I owe you this one (gives
his hand to
RACH: What a gentleman you are, Dr. Geller
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool.
I should have know better than to cheat a friend,
And waste the chance that I'd been given.
So I'm never gonna dance again,
The way I danced with you.
Ross takes Rachel to the dance floor. Although this is
a slow song, those two seems to enjoy this song.
Rachel rests her face on Ross shoulder, while Rosss
face is near Rachels neck. They are dancing very
closely to each other.
Time can never mend,
The careless whispers of a good friend.
To the heart and mind,
If your answer's kind...
There's no comfort in the truth,
Pain is all you'll find.
Rachel cannot control herself, a tear fell from her
face to Ross shoulder.
ROSS: (realizing that Rachels crying) Rachel, its
okay.. (caresses her back)
RACH: Thanks Ross, thank you for understanding
Tonight the music seems so loud,
I wish that we could lose the crowd.
Maybe it's better this way,
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say.
We could have been so good together,
We could have made this last forever...
But now, who's gonna dance with me?
And now it's never gonna be
ROSS: Sorry if this is late, but youre so beautiful
RACH: Yeah, you too (continues to dance)
C&M is now thanking the guests, while R&R keeps on
dancing on the dance floor.
JOEY: Look at those two (points to R&R)
PHOE: Of course they are!
JOEY: I just hope that someday they will
together those two love each other, they just have
been in denial for a long time.
PHOE: Couldnt agree more Joey. Those
soon get back together .. (rests her head against
Joeys shoulder, they are sitting near the wedding
band, by the way)
Now that you're gone...
Now that you're gone...
Now that you're gone...
Was what I did so wrong?
So wrong that you had to leave me alone?
The scene goes on and on and on Until it fades out
with images of R&R still holding each other and
Scene: Outside the museum. C&M is about to go to the
airport, when Monica stops.
MNCA: Now Im gonna toss the BOUQUET!!!!
MNCA: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws the bouquet)
Everyone tries their best to catch the bouquet until
the bouquet landed perfectly on Rachels open hand.
MNCA: Whoa!!! After all the practices you
get to catch
the bouquet for real!!!!
All young women there congratulate Rachel.
CHAN: And its the perfect time for me to throw the
garter! (throws the garter and it hangs on Ross ear)
Whoa, could you BE more luckier, brother-in-law!!!
ROSS: (quickly catches the garter) Yes,
sure I am!!!
Im a Geller!!!
CHAN: But shes a Bing now!!
MNCA: Once a Geller, always a Geller! (Ross
Chandler frowns) But Ill take your name honey, now
Im Monica Bing!
CHAN: Okay children, gotta go now or the
MNCA: Rachel, remember to take care of my apartment!!
RACH: Sure I will!!!!
GANG: See you guys in two weeks!!!!!!!!!!!
The car with C&M in it leaves, so does the rest of the
guests, except Ross, who sits on one of the stairs,
Rachel, seeing that Ross is now alone, thinks.
RACH: (voice-over) Maybe this is the perfect time for
me to tell him that I love him!
She confidently walks to Ross.
RACH: Ross, why are you still here?
ROSS: Im so tired
feel like walking
anymore I need to take a rest somehow
RACH: Yeah, that was a one lavish wedding
ROSS: Well you know my sister
R&R: The Wedding and Baby Freak!!! (they laugh)
ROSS: Finally my sister married her love
of her life,
I wonder when will I have that perfect wedding.
RACH: Ross, youve been married thrice already
ROSS: Do you want me to go all over again
RACH: I think I know it like a book already
ROSS: So you get my point
look miserable now?
I think you look so happy today!
RACH: I dont know, seeing her getting
married do get
me feel jealous sometimes
RACH: You know, you get to spend the rest
of your life
with the one you love, having kids, starts a family,
deals with responsibility and everything
ROSS: Wow, I could never think that you
do think about
stuff like that..
RACH: Ross, like you said before, things change
ROSS: Yeah, I suppose
RACH: Ross, there is something that I really
ROSS: Sure Rach, you may tell me everything!
I dont know how
to start with this!!!!
Okay, Ross, Listen.
ROSS: Okay .
RACH: Ross, I love you. (Ross gasps) Yes
Ross, I do, I
love you honey.
ROSS: (shocked) Yeah, of course I love
you Rachel, you
are my friend!
RACH: No, not that kind of love, Ross.
I really and
truly love you. I love you so much you are the love
of my life
youre just saying this
because youre jealous seeing your best friends
getting married and you dont, right? (seems so panic)
RACH: No, I truly love you!
ROSS: Oh no, Rach. Youre lying, right?
I know this is
just a plan (panics) I I cant believe this is
happening right now Um Rach I better leave
He leaves Rachel alone, we can see that Rachel is
crying her eyes out.
Phoebe sees that Rachel is alone there. She asks
Rachel to go home with her, and she drives Rachel
home. Rachel looks devastated.
Again, Im showing some clips now Im using the song
Take A Bow by Madonna this song is perfect for this
situation . Well.. bear with me, okay!
Take a bow.. The night is over
This masquerade is
getting older Lights are low the curtains down
Theres no one here Theres no one here theres no
one in the crowd
Ross drives alone from the museum to his apartment. He
looks shocked. He still cannot believe
what that Rachel said just now
Say your lines
But do you feel
Do you mean
what you say When there's no one around Watching you
watching me One lonely star One lonely star you
don't know who you are
I've always been in love with you
I guess you've
always known it's true You took my love for granted
why oh why The show is over say good-bye Say
good-bye Say good-bye
Rachel is now alone in her room, still crying. Phoebe
tries to comfort her but theres no use. Phoebe leaves
her alone in her room, and Rachel just stares into
space, her face looks so heartbroken.
Make them laugh
It comes so
When you get to
the part Where you're breaking my heart Hide behind
your smile All the world loves a clown Just make
'em smile the whole world loves a clown Wish you
well I cannot stay . You deserve an award For the
role that you played No more masquerade You're one
lonely star One lonely star and you don't know who
Ross enters the museum, feeling very happy and acts as
if theres nothing happen to him before. The whole
paleontology team of the museum congratulated him and
praises him for his promotion. Its like a party with
those museum geeks well Ross is not one of the geeks,
hes a handsome Dr. Geller! He reaches his new room
and put the new sign name, Prof. Dr. Ross C. Geller
PhD, Head of Paleontology Department. He enters the
room, and he sits down and looking bummed again
I've always been in love with you
I guess you've
always known it's true You took my love for granted
why oh why The show is over say good-bye
I've always been in love with you
I guess you've
always known it's true . You took my love for granted
why oh why The show is over say good-bye Say
good-bye Say good-bye
Rachels entering C&Ms apartment alone, carrying her
whole bunch of stuffs. She takes a rest on a seat near
the balcony, and she sees that Ross shuts the drapes.
She looks so crushed, she just carries her stuffs to
her old bedroom
All the world is a stage
And everyone has their part
But how was I to know
Which way the story'd go
How was I to know you'd break
You'd break you'd break you'd break
You'd break my heart
Rachel tries to go online and sees that Red is online.
She tells Red everything that happened to her when we
try to take a look at Red we can see that he is none
other than ROSS himself he feels that the story that
Rocky told is almost the same on what happened to him,
he himself get pretty exhausted and just tell Rocky to
calm down, that everything is gonna be all right
I've always been in love with you
Guess you've always known
You took my love for granted why oh why
The show is over say good-bye
I've always been in love with you
Guess you've always known
You took my love for granted why oh why
The show is over say good-bye
Rachel tries to concentrate on her job,
she tries to
keep herself busy with her job, but all that she can
see and think is Ross. She gets mad easily to her
workers that day, but then she quickly apologizes to
them when she realizes that its her fault. She just
takes a seat and thinks ..
and Rachel just sit at each
others desks, thinking about each other
Scene: Ross bedroom. He is chatting using his ICQ,
until suddenly Rachel appears beside Ross laptop.
RACH: I think I know you the best among the rest of
the gang, but now I dont think that I understand you
ROSS: Rachel, what are you doing in my
this time of night? Didnt you see that Im busy right
RACH: Yeah, busy chatting with a girl that
ROSS: Are you jealous at me, seeing that
with this very interesting girl, who ironically works
in the same field as you?
RACH: Yeah, right, SHE said that she works
fashion company. You have never met her, you just
believe every single thing that you tell her.
ROSS: She is a very nice person!
RACH: And YOU didnt lie to her?
ROSS: Thats another question! Its
like whether I
prefer lobster to kiwi! Oops.. Im allergic to both..
RACH: And what is THAT supposed to mean?
ROSS: It means
fine, I told her Im a
RACH: What do you think that girl will
react if she
knows the truth?
ROSS: Weve been known each other
for quite a while, I
think she can accept it!
RACH: Oh yeah.. and you lied to me about
the girl from
that copy place!
ROSS: Why you like to bring that up to my face?
RACH: That girl will be mad when she knows
lied to her!
ROSS: Okay fine, Rachel, you know what,
gonna choose this girl!
RACH: Ross, you choose this girl over me?
you that I love you, that I really in love with you
and you just abandon it because you are confused
between me and this unknown girl?
ROSS: I kinda like her Rachel, and you
know that I
love you, and Ill always love you. But I cannot stand
the pain that I had when we broke up, when we fight, I
cant stand having this on and off relationship again
and again Rachel! Its like whether its NOW, or
RACH: Okay, fine! You want the NOW thing
sooo much, I
dare you to tell the truth to her now!
ROSS: If that is what that will make you
fine, I do it! (he types something before suddenly he
deletes them all) Umm uh!
RACH: Whoa, you cant tell her, can
you? You are just
as scared as a little cat!
ROSS: Hey! What do you want from me now,
you keep on coming to me, in my dreams and everything,
huh? What do you want from ME?
the exact question is
actually, what do
YOU want, Ross Geller? This is your life, you are the
one who makes the decision, not me! BE A MAN! (slaps
Ross rubs his cheek.
ROSS: Rachel!! Rach!! Oh gosh, Ive
about her again. Oh God, what should I do? (glances
over his window )
At the same time, we can see Rachel sitting at the
front of her laptop, but staring to a picture of Ross
and her taken long time ago With tears that seems to
RACH: Ross, how am I gonna convince you
that I am
really in love with you? Oh God
Back to Ross apartment, hes still staring at the
front of the computer.
ROSS: Fine, Ill make an appointment with Rocky
<Red> hey rocky
<Red> You know
never meet each other in
<rocky> But still, we can be friends!!
<Red> Yeah! But uh
<Red> I was wondering, can I meet
you tomorrow? I have
something to tell you, but I cannot tell you here,
<rocky> well, weve never met, so I say okay!
<Red> um, do you know Central Perk, the coffee house?
<rocky> Yeah, why?
<Red> Can I meet you there at 8?
This is a very
<rocky> Um, sure! But how am I going to recognize you?
<Red> Okay, Ill wear a blue
sweater and gray pants.
Ill be straight
from work, so Ill wear
a gray suit, okay!
<Red> Okay for me!
<Red> So Ill see you tomorrow then!
<rocky> Okay! I really wanna meet you!
<Red> Yeah, me too.
<rocky> Okay, I really have to go
now, got to work
tomorrow morning, bye!
<Red> Bye rocky!
<rocky> You too Red!
Ross bedroom. Hes about to sleep.
ROSS: (in his head) Yes, Im gonna
tell Rocky the
truth and then Ill patch things up with Rachel! Oh
Rachel Youre always in my dreams (closes his
Rachels bedroom. Shes sleeping soundly, and we can
still see the picture of her and Ross, taken long long
time ago on her nightstand.
Scene: Central Perk. The next day. Ross
arrived there, hes having a double latte.
Rachel enters Central Perk, trying to search for a man
wearing a blue sweater and gray pants, and she finds
out that no one dresses like that except
ROSS: (awkwardly) Yes Rach, what are you
RACH: (realizes) Oh no are you, are you RED??????
ROSS: (realizes something) You
Rachel wears a gray suit) ROCKY??????
RACH: (shocked) YOU LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from the coffee shop)
ROSS: (shocked too) Shes Rocky???
(chases her out the coffee shop)
Scene: The hallway between C&M and Joeys apartments.
Ross just arrives to C&Ms apartment door.
ROSS: Rachel, RACHEL!!! Open up the door,
up!!!!!!!!! Please open up!!!!!! I need to explain
everything to you now!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RACH: (opens the door a bit but its
still locked with
a chain inside) When I lock the door, it means I dont
want to have any visitors!!! Not wanting an uninvited
person to knock the door and bugging me while I want
ROSS: Rachel, Im sorry!! Im
Please let me explain!!!!
RACH: No, Ross. I thought I can trust you
with all my
heart again, but again, you lied to me!! YOU LIED TO
ME AGAIN!! How many times have you ever lied to
ROSS: Rachel, trust me, I dont know
that you ARE
ROCKY!! I have no idea!!!! Please Rachel, trust me!!
RACH: Oh, maybe youre falling in
love with that Rocky
Girl so much youve forgotten that she actually is
ROSS: Rachel, please!!!!!!! (she just shut
Scene: Ross apartment. Ross is now looking depressed
he puts on a U2 disc on his CD player, With or
Without You is playing
See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you
Slight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait....without you
With or without you
With or without you
Ross reminisces every single thing about
friendship with Rocky, okay with Rachel online. He
remembered how they first met, how he will tell so
many stupid jokes to her and she will reply with all
those ditzy but cute comments
Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live with or without you
How she told him about the guy that she
about the torn feelings that she had Until he
realizes that the guy shes talking about is actually
none other than him
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away
He feels like all his feelings for Rachel
to him. Yes, he has always been in love with Rachel
all his life, but now hes just scared of the
rejection that he may face. But when Rachel told him
that she loves him, hes the one that rejected her.
And now, when he wants to tell her that he loves her,
he hurts her again.
My hands are tied
My body's bruised
She's got me with nothing left to win
And nothing left to lose
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live with or without you
He just stares through his window, staring
closed drapes at C&M. He just doesnt know what to do,
except just staring at the window, entering into his
own Ross World
A few days later
Scene: Ross apartment. Hes just reached his
apartment from work. Without waiting, he walks as fast
as he can towards the window, just to see how Rachel
is doing. Rachel is alone there, sitting on the couch
eating ice cream Rachel realizes that hes looking at
her and she shuts the drapes
hurt) Rachel, please forgive me
(Just continue to watch the rainfalls from his closed
window) Oh (He picks up his telephone and calls
The phone rings like it never rings again. But sadly,
Rachel does not pick them up. She just kept the phone
ringing and she just leaves them like that. We can
see that she is crying. While Ross still stands
against the window, holding the telephone, with a
hopeful look on his face. He tries to call her again
and again and again and again
Rachel cannot stand the ring of the telephone anymore,
she just put the cushions to her ears and cries
Ross is looking so bummed he doesnt know what else
to do until he gets this idea
Half an hour later
Scene: Chandler and Monicas apartment. The phone
starts to ring again. Rachel starts to feel
suspicious.. she opened the drapes and sees that Ross
is not in his apartment.
RACH: Hmm .
She picks up the phone.
RACH: (tries to sound excited) Phoebe .. how are you??
PHOE: Im fine!! Hey Rach, what are
you doing right
RACH: Watching all sorts of TV programs
PHOE: Okay, you better help me, okay! I
have an Uhm
Okay.. I have a man here in my apartment, and I really
want to watch this shows on MTV but you know, Were
gonna you know!!!
RACH: Phoebes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, Ill
show for you, okay! Only this, right?
PHOE: Yeah, only this one!!!
RACH: Okay.. Ill do it ok
PHOE: `Night Rach.
She searches for a blank tape in the kitchen .. and
she finds one..
RACH: I can still remember where she kept her tapes .
She quickly inserted the video and switched the
channel to MTV and just start pushing the Record
RACH: Phoebe watches MTV? Thats an improvement!
CARS: (yeah, Carson Daly!) Okay, now for
dedication for today, whoa, there are loads of votes
in TRL for this particular song!!!! But tonight we
have a special dedication for this song, its not from
young teenagers, but a man, an adult. Let me play what
that this guy said to me on the telephone before .
RACH: Whoa, what a brave man want to dedicate
through MTV without bothering that hell be laughed at
the next day at work!! Whoa well.. Ross did that,
wait- whos this guy??
CARS: (V.O.) Okay Ross, now for your dedication .
ROSS: (V.O.) Okay
you are the only woman I
have ever truly love, ever in my life. Weve been
through so many things in life, our huge history can
be written into a book now. But please believe me,
what that you think on your mind now is just a big
misunderstanding . I want to talk through the phone,
but I know you wont pick up, so Rach, please forgive
me. I know we can work this out I love you
Rachel seems so shocked, she starts to cry .
CARS: And for you Rachel, this is your song, Shape of
My Heart from Ross hope youll enjoy
The song Shape of My Heart
starts to play on the
RACH: Ross, I cant believe you did
Baby, please try to forgive me
Stay here don't put out the glow
Hold me now don't bother if every minute it makes me
You can save me from the man that Ive become, oh yeah
Looking back on the things Ive done
I was trying to be someone
I played my part and kept you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart
Rachel dials Ross phone number
RACH: Oh Ross be home, be home, be home!!!!!!!!!
No, Ross isnt at home, his answering machine starts
RACH: Fine, the answering machine
its me I really want to talk to you okay, where are
you? This is a serious matter Anyway, uhm, I dont
know what to say (chokes a tear) bye.
Sadness is beautiful
Loneliness is tragical
So help me I can't win this war, oh no
Touch me now don't bother if every second it makes me
You can save me from the man I've become
Ross is now wearing his black trench coat, walking
along the roads of Greenwich Village. The rain seems
not to bother him anymore, his mind is full with
Rachel; her face, her body, her soul, his memories
with her. He doesnt seems like crying anymore, but
from his face we can tell that hes crying his heart
Looking' back on the things I've done
I was trying' to be someone
I played my part, kept you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart
Rachel just sits on the couch again, thinking until-
RACH: AAARRRRRGHHHHH!!! I know where he is!!!!!!!!!!!!
She runs into her old bedroom.
I'm here with my confession
Got nothing to hide no more
I dont know where to start
But to show you the shape of my heart
I'm looking back on things I've done
I never wanna play the same old part
I'll keep you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart
Rachel comes out from her old bedroom, wearing a black
long pants and a blue sweater with the pin that Ross
gave her during her 26th birthday. She takes a glance
at the pin.
RACH: (smiles at the pin) For luck. Sorry
gotta leave the VCR for a while, this is much more
She grabs her trench coat and takes an umbrella with
her, then leaves the apartment.
Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to be someone
I played my part, kept you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart
Ross still walks alone, his clothes are soaking wet
from the rain. But he keeps on walking
Looking back on the things I've done
I was trying to be someone
I played my part, kept you in the dark
Now let me show you the shape of my heart
Rachel is now in the cab, still thinking on what that
Ross has done to her just now.
Show you the shape of my heart
Scene: Central Park. The rain is not that
anymore. Ross is now sitting on a bench, looking sad
and blue, until a woman walks towards him.
RACH: You forget to bring your umbrella.
ROSS: I dont need an umbrella-
RACH: LOOK AT ME!
ROSS: (realizing that it IS Rachel) RACH!!!
hug her but he takes it back) What are you doing here?
How did you know Im here?
RACH: Ross, I know you too well.. this
is our regular
seat before. Remember the old guard often blows his
whistles at us when we made out???????
ROSS: How can I forget? Sit. (Rachel sits
Okay, what actually brings you here.
RACH: I saw the video, Ross. And now for
gonna clear things between us, once and for all. Ross
Geller, I love you. Im sorry for my behavior towards
you after the Central Perk incident until now. I know
I always run whenever I have problems, but Im not
going to run anymore. Im tired of running, Im tired
of waiting for the right man when I know the perfect
guy for me is (starts to cry again) is at the front
of my eyes its you, honey! I want to work things
out between us, to entangle all these problems that
weve had. Im ready to take the risk, Ross. (Ross
starts to get up from the bench)
ROSS: Rach sorry (starts to walk)
RACH: (standing and starts to shout, confidently)
my life I have never feel this confident to confront
you. Yes Ross, I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA BE WITH
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA BE WITH YOU IN SPITE OF ALL
THOSE THINGS!!!! AND YEAH, WE WERE ON A
Ross turns back, with a serious look on
Rachel just keeps on staring at him.
ROSS: Wh - (using his usual hand gesture)
What did you
RACH: We were on a break, honey.
Ross, looking suspicious, walks back to Rachel.
ROSS: What is that supposed to mean?
RACH: (confidently) Yeah, we WERE on a
actually both our fault. Its just me and my damn
stupid pride, Ross and now Im admitting it!I'm the
one who proposed a break, not you.
ROSS: What do you mean by admitting it
for real this
RACH: Ross, Im ready to face everything
now, Im 30!
I have never think about all these things before,
Ross! Everything was decided for me! Now I want to do
the choosing, I want to make this decision, and I WANT
TO CHOOSE THE ROAD THAT Im GONNA TAKE FOR MY WHOLE
LIFE, and my decision is I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART,
I WANNA BE WITH YOU, AND I DONT WANNA LOSE YOU
AGAIN!!!!I'm the stupid girl who has ruined the best
relationship that she has ever had in her life. I'm
the one who abandoned you towards the end of our
relationship!!! I'M STUPID! STUPID!!!!! And I hate
myself for that!!!!!
ROSS: (Holds Rachels hand)You're not stupid!
RACH: (crying) YEAH I AM!!
ROSS: (still holding Rachel's hand) Rachel,
realize that we always dont have the right time to do
ROSS: I imagined that well have a
dinner, with wine and your favorite wine; and Ill
tell you every single detail But we ended up here, at
Central Park, midnight, under the pouring rain
RACH: I dont care a thing anymore Ross, I love you!
ROSS: Rachel, please sit down again. Please.
Rachel innocently sits down.
ROSS: (now kneeling in front of her, hugging her knees
and looking to her straight to her eye) Rachel, I have
been known you ever since were kids, I have a crush
on you since ninth grade and our history goes on I
came to Central Perk that night just to meet Rocky,
the friend I met online, to tell her that Ive met the
right woman, which is actually at the front of my
eyes its you. I dont know that she is you! Oh
Rachel, Im sorry for all the lying that I did as Red.
Rachel, I love your little-girl-lost look, which you
still have until now. Behind all those make-up and
expensive clothes and jewelries, I know theres a
woman who cares a lot about her friends like her own
family. Behind this woman, theres a soul of a young
girl who still loves her mother and father although
they are divorced, who still calls her father daddy
although shes already 30. Behind all the klutzy and
ditzy image that you portray, I know deep down in the
person lies a woman with a good but sensitive heart,
who bleeds her nose when her lovely dog dies, who
replies every single letter, phone call or even e-mail
that she receives, no matter what happened to her.
Behind this young Junior Executive of Ralph Lauren
whos bossy towards her workers, hides a woman who
reads romance novels at night, and then dreams about
it. Behind the successful and mature Rachel Karen
Green thats sitting in front of me now, is actually
my stunning, beautiful, sweet, sexy, kind Rach, my
world, my everything. I dont want to be left behind
anymore Rachel. I wanna be with you too. I love you.
Its just- it is hard for me to start the whole thing
again because Im scared that youll reject me, and
Im scared of having the same pain over and over again
Rach I love you so much-
Ross is about to continue his long speech when
suddenly Rachel kisses him, and he kisses her back,
giving a kiss that makes up for all the things that
theyve been through all these years.
Rachel breaks the kiss.
RACH: Ross, I know that you give wonderful
but this time you talk too much. I have to stop you
ROSS: If thats how youre going
to stop me from
talking, I am so gonna give you long speeches more
often. Rach, do you forgive me?
RACH: Yes honey, very much You, you forgive me??
ROSS: You are my angel; of course I forgive
everything! So, do were going to be US again?
RACH: (smiling, choking a tear) Yes. To US
ROSS: To US
again until Ross breaks it)
I love you.
RACH: I love you too
Just dont tell the gang yet,
okay! Id rather enjoy some lonely time with you
before drops the bomb to them!
ROSS: As you wish, sweetie
RACH: Its been so long since the
last time you called
ROSS: And now Im gonna call you sweetie
more often, until youre sick of it Rachie.
RACH: this is why I love you the first
the way, why did you choose the name Red??
ROSS: Remember the Red Ross???
RACH: (laughs) how can I forget?? (Gets
Ross, I dont know how many times Im gonna thank you
on all these things but thanks again for the poem.
That really makes me realizes how wrong I was about
ROSS: Its my favorite poem, after all.
RACH: And yeah, about the MTV thing
bravest thing that youve ever done!
ROSS: I would do anything for you Rachel,
craziest thing a man can ever done in his life!!!
(Kisses her neck)
RACH: Awww Dr. Geller, stop! (Kisses him back)
They just keep on sitting on the bench, hugging and
kissing each other as the rain still watering the
whole New York City
Two weeks later
Scene: Ross front door. Monica, Chandler, Joey and
Phoebe have just arrived there.
MNCA: Why are you guys bringing Chandler and me
CHAN: Yeah, were supposed to rest,
weve just got
back from our honeymoon, for OUR sake!!!!!!
PHOE: Well, wait until you hear these stuffs!!!!!!!!
JOEY: This is the biggest thing ever!!!
MNCA: Not even my lavish Hawaii honeymoon???????
JOEY: Nothing compared to this one!!!!!!!!
CHAN: I cant believe this!!!!
PHOE: SHUT UP! Just listen!!!!
Theyre leaning against Ross front door, in order,
Monica, seating, Joey, seating then Phoebe, kneeling
and Chandler, standing.
Inside the apartment
RACH: Ross Have you shut the drapes?
ROSS: Yeah honey
come on!!!! Casablanca
is about to
RACH: Coming honey!!!
Cut to: Outside the door.
MNCA: ROSS AND RACHEL????? CASABLANCA??????
JOEY: Damn! They should have rented The
trilogy! Man, Al Pacino rules!!!!!
CHAN: And there goes to the Italian-American
community! Just shut up Joey!!!
Cut to : Inside Ross apartment. Ross
and Rachel are
cuddling on the couch, and theyre watching
Casablanca, or are they doing something else?
Both of them are lazing on the couch, making out
RACH: (breaks the kiss) ROSS!!!! (kisses him back)
ROSS: Okay, well watch the movie
sweetie.. but I love
you! (kisses her)
RACH: And I love you too! (kisses him back)
ROSS: Love you more (they kiss)
Cut to: Outside the apartment.
CHAN: Ross and Rachel AGAIN????
MNCA: I cant believe you guys didnt tell me!!!
JOEY: Hey, to make you feel good, they
didnt tell us
MNCA: Hmm (thinks)Then thats okay!!!
CHAN: Lets gatecrash them!!!!
PHOE: NO, Chandler, dont!
CHAN: Why not?
PHOE: We better dont!
MNCA: Yeah, Phoebes right. Lets
just listen to those
JOEY: That is SO COOL! (takes a pack of
JOEY: Hey, I knew that were going
to face this
again!! I dont want my ears to be plastered to the
door while my tummys growling!! (eats the sandwich)
CHAN: Whats in that?
CHAN: Give me some, man. (Joey gives him
some and he
Monica looks irritated.
PHOE: (realizes whats happening) Okay.. Shhussshh!!!
(all of them get their ears glued to the door again)
Cut back to: Inside the apartment.
ROSS: Rach, did you know that Casablanca is one of
the most watched movies in America? It comes second
after Gone with The Wind
RACH: And I always think that youre
on Jurassic Park and The Lost World!
ROSS: Im not only interested in those
Rach. The English Patient is also my favorite movie!
RACH: (sarcastically) And you ended up
memorizing every scene!
ROSS: (looks hurtful) Rachel!
Im sorry (kisses
his temple, Ross smiles)
Thats my man!
ROSS: Whoa, you sounded like Joey!
RACH: Living with him for a while has changed
vocabulary a bit Aww did you see the look on Bogies
ROSS: Yeah, I know, its hurtful.
But youve watched
Casablanca like a hundred times, Rach!
RACH: Its just that
that youre in love
with someone, but you have to let her go
ROSS: Rachel, you know what, you are my Bogie.
RACH: Um Ross, I think youre a scientist,
familiar with a concept called I am a WOMAN??
ROSS: No Rach, watching this movie reminds
me of what
you did for me during the whole London and Emily
thing. You love me, and at the same time you want me
to be happy and you let me go.
RACH: But I got you back now
important! And were together again, thats all that
ROSS: See Rach, every time I watched a
the movie will reminds me of you. Everyone knows that
youre the only woman of my life
RACH: And I love to cuddle with you.. youre my bear!
ROSS: You are comparing me with a BEAR?
(gives a duck
its not what you think
you know, it
actually means I love to be cuddled by you, having you
with me, caressing me, I feel so warm and comfy, and
its like being home!
ROSS: Not even compared to those lavish
by your parents?
ROSS: Even the expensive stores?
RACH: I can buy those clothes every time
you youre more worth than those clothes see? Thats
why Im saying that youre my bear!
ROSS: (tries to act mad) Grrrr
her even tighter)
now I wished that you were
Sam, so that you
can play As Time Goes By on the piano for me
ROSS: I dont have a piano, but I
do have a KEYBOARD
in the storeroom!
RACH: Um, you remembered your last incident
keyboard, right, honey?
Ill just sing then
(starts to sing)This
day and age we're living in, Gives cause for
apprehension, With speed and new invention, And things
like fourth dimension, Yet we get a trifle weary, With
Mr. Einstein's theory (starts to pick her up)
RACH: Oh Ross
arent we gonna
watch The English
Patient after this? And what about the VCR?
ROSS: Oh nonononono
can wait, but not
this one (kisses her softly on her lips)
RACH: Uh thats my Dr. Geller
Then Ross lifts Rachel up and walks towards his room
(we do know what happens next, arent we?)
Scene: Ross hallway. We can see that Monica,
Chandler, Joey and Phoebe have just finished
eavesdropping everything from Ross door.
MNCA: Rachels finally my friends-in-law again!
CHAN: Me too!
PHOE: See? Finally my Lobster Theory paid
Oooh, Ooohh.. should I write this theory and publish
it?? Whoa I smell money you guys cha-ching!!!!
JOEY: And Im still listening you
to have sex now . Hohohoooo .
JOEY: What? (everyone gives Joey evil glares)
fine, well leave those two now
All of them leave the hallway in front
The song As Time Goes By appears A perfect ending for
a match made in heaven
This day and age we're living in
Gives cause for apprehension
With speed and new invention
And things like fourth dimension
Yet we get a trifle weary
With Mr. Einstein's theory
So we must get down to earth at times
Relax relieve the tension
And no matter what the progress
Or what may yet be proved
The simple facts of life are such
They cannot be removed
You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by
Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
Well, it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by
Oh yes, the world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by