Pheobe: (to Joey) That was so much fun.
Joey: So, uh, when should we tell them?
Pheobe: Uh, How about after everyone is situated, ok?
Joey: Okay, Mrs. Tribbiani. (He then smiles, and she returns the smile)
(Chandler and Monica’s seats)
Monica: So, when should we tell them?
Chandler: Later, when everyone is situated.
Monica: Okay. (She proceeds to rub her stomach)
(Ross and Rachel’s seats)
Rachel: So, when do we tell them?
Ross: Give it a day or so, when every one is situated.
Rachel: Oh my gosh, a day or so? Do you know how hard it has been to keep my hands off of you when we where around them? It’s crazy! It’s like I have wanted you for so long, but can’t have you. You have no idea!
Ross: (just stares at her, like “o my gosh your not serious!”)
Rachel okay maybe you do.
[Plane] (Joey and Pheobe’s seats)
Pheobe: Oh my gosh!
Joey: What! What’s wrong?
Pheobe: You know how you get that feeling that someone has a big secret and won’t tell you?
Pheobe: Well, I feel like Monica and Chandler have a secret!
Joey: Shhhhh, their right behind us!
Pheobe: Let’s just listen to see if anything comes up…
[Monica and Chandler’s]
Monica. This is so great. I can’t wait to tell everyone the news!
Chandler: I know I can’t believe we’re….
(Just then, Joey and Pheobe fall out of their seats)
Pheobe: Joey! You horn dog!
Joey: I’m sorry, I couldn’t control myself.
Stewardess: Excuse me; you have to stay seated until we tell you that you can move around the area.
Pheobe: Ok, sorry. Bad boy Joey. Buckle up.
(Joey and Pheobe buckle up.)
Monica: Oh my God!
Rachel: (From the seat’s behind them) Meet me in the bathroom in Two minutes.
Ross: Yea, ok.
Rachel: (LOUDLY) Well, Ross, Looks like I have to go to the bathroom.
Ross: Ok Rachel.
Rachel: (whispers) I mean it! Two minutes!
Ross: Got it, go!
(Rachel walks off and Ross’ eyes follow her)
Rachel: I know your watching me walk away!
Chandler: (Turning and Whispering to Ross) Ross, what’s going on? Are you guys back together?
Ross: Don’t tell Mon, but, yea.
Chandler: Wow! That is so great! How long?
Ross: since the first day we got here!
Chandler: That is rad dude! I can’t pull that off, can I?
Ross: No. Oh, I have to go to the “Bathroom” (Makes quotes with his fingers on bathroom)
Chandler: Go on!
Ross: (Enters and locks the door]
Rachel: What took so long?
Ross: I was talking to Chandler about Joey’s arm.
Rachel: I was only asking, I really don’t care. Come here!
(They kiss very passionately)
Ross: Rachel, I uh, I can’t breath.
Rachel: I know, it is kind of cramped in here, huh?
Rachel: Ok, I’ll go. But when we get home, we need to tell them so we’re not going stuff like this! We’ll go to your place!
Ross: Why don’t you unpack there?
Ross: I mean, why don’t you move in with me?
Rachel: No, seriously, what?
Ross: Yea. I know it’s soon, but we have dated in the past. Why don’t we just start off back where we ended? I mean, I was going to ask you the night we took a break to move in with me.
I love you!
Rachel: I love you too!
[Pheobe and Joe’s seats]
Pheobe: Hear anything?
Joey: Hold on……………………No.
Pheobe: Oh, oh… Listen…
Monica: So we’ve decided! If it’s a girl, we’ll name her Emma, and If it is a boy…
Chandler: We will name him Bryan.
Pheobe: Their having a baby!
Joey: Oh my gosh, this is huge!
Pheobe: I know!
Joey: Listen I have to go to the bathroom; I’ll be right back!
(Joey heads for the bathroom, Ross exits.)
Joey: Just in time! I really gotta go!
Ross: Don’t you mean; have to?
Joey: Yea something like that.
(Joey goes to open the door, it’s locked)
Joey: Ok, Ross, you just came out and it’s locked.
Ross: well um (Rachel exits)
Joey: (Mimicking Janice) OH…MUY…GAWT!
Ross: It’s not what it looks like!
Rachel: Ok, it is, but you can’t tell any one. We are going to tell them s soon as we get home.
Joey: No! Not again! I had to go through all of that with Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: No, no, no, no, no, see, um we are going to tell them asawgh.
Ross: Ok, it’s Joey, Rach.
Rachel: As Soon As We Get Home. It won’t go on as a secret for very long. We will tell them, we promise.
Joey: Ok…. Congratulations. But, I HAVE TO PEE!
Rachel/Ross: Ok, go!
[Monica and Chandler’s Apartment.] (Every one is there.)
Monica: Every one, we have an announcement. Chandler and I, we’re, we’re gonna have a baby.
All: Great! Awesome! O my god!
Monica: I know!
Pheobe: Well, I have an announcement too. Joey and I are married!
Rachel: Pheobe! How could you! You knew we all wanted to be apart of your guys’ weddings. At least been there!
Pheobe: I know, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
Monica: you guys haven’t even dated!
Joey: I know but Phoebe is my best friend. I know her perfectly well. And well, if you guys wanted to be there for the wedding, then we will have a full ceremony soon!
Pheobe: Well, ok.
Joey: Well, Rachel, I’m sorry but I will have to kick you out. That room you have will be for the baby.
Pheobe: We’re not pregnant.
Joey: Yea, but if we are married, won’t we want to have kids?
Pheobe: Oh, yea I see what your getting at, ok. Oh, Rach, you can talk to my roommate about moving in. She probably wouldn’t mind.
Rachel: That’s okay. I have a place to stay.
Rachel: That’s my announcement. I’m moving in with Ross.
Monica: That’s so great! Wait, what about Andy?
Rachel: I broke up with him. Ross and I are finally together!
Pheobe: I know! FINALLY.
Monica: So, is this gonna be it though?
Rachel: yea, this is it.