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| TOW Coney Island
Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:45 am
|*Legal mumbo-jumbo: This story is not licensed or endorsed by Bright, Kauffman and Crane Productions and/or Warner Brothers. All characters and Central Perk are registered trademarks of Warner Brothers, all rights reserved.
TOW Coney Island
[ Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ben is watching cartoons and Ross is reading the morning paper. All of the sudden the phone rings ].
Ross (answering the phone): Yello.....*pause*...You're joking, right?.....*pause*....They actually did that?.....*pause*..... I'm taking my son to Coney Island today. We've been planning it for a while. Can't somebody else take care of it.....*pause*..... Ok, I understand. I'll be there as soon as I can.
Ross (turns off the TV): Ben, I've got some bad news, pal. I'm afraid I won't be able to take you to Coney Island today.
[Rachel enters from the bedroom]
Rachel (kissing Ross): Morning, sweetie.
Ross: Uh, Rach...I can't take you guys to Coney Island today.
Rachel: What happened?
Ross: We had vandals strike the museum last night. It's not too pretty.
Rachel: What'd they do? Take a few bones home to their dogs?
Ross: No. The museum recently opened a Children's area and had a Flintstone display, and well...let's just say that they're having a "gay old time", alright.
** Rachel chuckles as Ross glares at her **
Ben: What's "gay"?
* Ross leaves the apartment *
--- Opening Credits ---
[ Still at Ross and Rachel's apartment ]
Rachel: I'm sorry sweetie. But we can still have fun!
** Rachel gets excited **
Rachel: I can teach you how to bargain shop!
Ben: What's bargain shopping?
Rachel: This is why the schools need to teach shopping 101.
** Pheobe enters the apartment **
Ben: Hi, aunt Pheobe.
Pheobe: Hey (to Rachel) weren't you supposed to go to Coney Island?
Rachel: Yeah, but Ross had an emergency
Pheobe: What happened?
Rachel: Something about gay carton characters.
Pheobe: And you're just going to sit here and sulk? Just because Ross is not here does not mean you guys can't do anything.
Rachel: You're right, Pheebs.
Pheobe: What are you going to do?
Ben: Aunt Rachel was going to teach me how to bargain shop
Pheobe: He's only 7!
Rachel (defensively): It's a survival skill!
Pheobe: Hey! Why don't WE go to Coney Island?
Pheobe: Yeah. We can pack a picnic lunch and everything. It will be fun. Oh Yea!!!!!
Ben: Will you ride The Beast with me?
Pheobe: I will
Rachel (with a sigh of relief): Oh thank God!
Pheobe: Let's meet at the Coffee House in an hour.
[ At Central Perk. Rachel is drinking some coffee and Ben is drinking some juice. Pheobe enters with a picnic basket ]
Pheobe: You ready?
Ben: Yea. He starts to run out the door
Rachel: Ben. Be careful
Pheobe: He's so excited.
Rachel: Yea. It's too bad that Ross could not be here. He's missing out in Ben's life. Sometimes I think something that's been dead for a billion years is more important than his own son.
Pheobe: Oh quit exxagerating. Dinosaurs have only been extinct for 360 million years.....oh my God. I'm starting to sound like Ross.
** Chandler and Joey arrive at Central Perk **
Joey: I can't believe you think Judy Jetson is cuter than the Little Mermaid
Chandler: And I cannot believe that it's been 30 minutes and we're still having this discussion.
Joey (yelling at Ben): Watch out for the cars.
Rachel (turning around to see Ben standing in the street): Ben! Get your butt off the street
Pheobe: Hey, ya wanna go to Coney Island?
Joey: I've got a date tonight
Chandler: Who is it?
Joey: You know that cute model at the department store?
Chandler: Really? She so out of your leauge.
Joey: I'm getting lip from the dude who HAS no date
** Chandler slinks to the sofa in embarrasment **
Pheobe: Hey, you wanna go with us?
Chandler: To Coney Island? Sure that sounds like fun.
** They all go to Pheobe's taxi. Ben gets in the back **
Pheobe: Ben, why don't you ride in the front. The back seat belt does not work
** Rachel, Chandler and Ben all scramble for the front seats **
[ The museum. Ross is supervising people as they re-arrange the display ]
Ross: Put Fred over there.....no, on second thought, put him over there.....no, the 1st area was right
Mover: How about up your ass?
Ross: It's fine where it is.
** The museum stereo plays "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" as Ross stares into space, thinking about Marcel **
** No answer from Ross **
Mover: Dr. Geller?
Mover: Yo Dr Geek!
** Ross finally snaps out of it **
Ross: Huh? Oh I'm sorry. What can I do for you?
Mover: How's it look?
Ross (checking over the display): Looks fine guys, thanks a lot.
** Ross' supervisor walks up**
Donald: Ross, thanks for coming on short notice.
Ross: We really need to beef up security here.
Donald: Due to short funds, that's not possible, but I do feel your concern
Ross: Am I needed any more?
Donald: Of course not. Thanks again
[ Ross hurries back to the apartment to find it empty and then goes over to Chandler and Joey's ]
Joey: Sup, man?
Ross: Where's everybody at?
Joey: Monica's at work and everybody else is at Coney Island
Ross: Great! Maybe I can meet them there.
-- Commercial --
[ At Coney Island. Chandler looks sick ]
Pheobe: I told you not to eat all that food before going on the rides
Chandler: I'll be OK. I just need to rest for a while.
Pheobe (to Ben): Wanna ride again?
Rachel: I'll sit this one out, too.
** An attractive woman walks up **
Woman: Excuse me?
Chandler (dazed): You don't need an excuse.
** Rachel rolls here eyes at a lame pick-up line **
Woman: Are you Chandler Bing?
Chandler: Oh my God. My prayers have been answered.
Woman: Is this your wallet? I found it on the ground. Everything is there....you can check if you need to.
** Chandler takes the wallet **
Chandler: Thank you very much
** The woman walks away and Chandler moans and puts his head in his hands **
Rachel: What's wrong? That was nice of her to track you down.
Chandler: I was stupid to think that she wanted me.
Rachel: Don't do this to yourself. You are very attractive and the right woman is out there somewhere
Chandler: You really think so?
Rachel: Of course I do. And you will know her when you see her.
** a familiar laugh is heard **
Chandler (looking up to the clouds): Dear God! What have I done to deserve this fate!
** Janice walks up **
Janice: He-llo Chandler Bing.
Chandler (to Rachel): Kill me. Kill me now!
Janice: Hi Rachel
Rachel: Hey Janice.
Janice: So Chandler we meet again. Why do you think our paths keep crossing?
Chandler: I'm being punished for crimes I committed in a prevous life?
** Janice Laughs **
Chander: Ahh...the sweet song of hell
[ The restraunt where Monica is busy preparing a salad ]
Monica; So who was it?
Assistant Chef: I don't kiss and tell
Monica: Of course you do.
Assistant Chef: It's Michael
** Monica's eyes grow wide **
Assistant Chef: Yea. What about you? Who are you seeing?
Monica: Well....at the moment.....
Assistant Chef: What about Chandler?
Monica (laughing and snorting): Please, Me and Chandler? We could not be more wrong for each other. Don't get me wrong. He's a good friend, and I do have feelings for him.....OH MY GOD!
[Back at Coney Island. Janice had already left]
Chandler: Was I stupid for ending things with Janice?
Rachel: That's the queasiness talking, right?
Chandler: I'm serious. Even though she annoys the living hell out of me, she did care about me and I cared about her.
Rachel (realizing that Chandler was deeper than she thought): Wow.
Chandler: What if she's the one? What if you only get one shot at this, ya know? I mean I look at you and Ross and wish that could be me.
Rachel (softly): Maybe it can be. Go talk with her.
Chandler: You're right.
[ Chander leaves and Rachel tries to comprehend how mature Chandler was, just now ]
*Pheobe and Ben arrive*
Pheobe: Where's Chandler?
[Rachel gives Ben money for the arcade so she and Pheobe can talk]
Rachel: Believe it or not, trying to patch things up with Janice
Pheobe (laughinf): Good one. No....seriously, where is he.
Rachel: I am serious. While you guys were gone, Janice came by and Chandler wondered if they ended things too quickly.
Pheobe: What about Monica?
Rachel: What about Monica?
Pheobe: Uhh....I want to get some Ice Cream.
Rachel (grabbing Pheobe's hand): What about Monica?
Pheobe: She made me swear not to tell anybody, but she loves Chandler
Rachel: Oh my god!
-- Ending Credits --
[Back at Central Perk where Monica and Rachel are sitting]
Rachel: Mon, you need to know something
Monica: What's going on?
Rachel: I'm telling you this now, to prepare you
Monica: What the hell are you babbling about?
Rachel: I know about your feelings for Chandler
Monica: You've been haning around Joey too long
Rachel: I know, Mon
Monica: I'm going to kill Pheobe.
Rachel: There's more.
Rachel: At the park, Chandler ran into Janice
[ Chander and Janice enter the Coffee House, kissing ]
Monica (trying to fight back the tears): Oh my God
Rachel (sympethetically): I know sweetie (she hands Monica a tissue)
Monica: I can't believe it. The greatest guy in the world was right in front of me, and I never told him how I felt. Now it's too late.
Rachel: Do you want me to talk with Chandler
Monica: No....look how happy he is. I don't want to be the reason he's not happy.
-- The End --
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