weren't actually shown to us, but we know they happened. Like Rachel
singing Copa Cabana in front of the whole school, Ross breaking
up with Jullie, Bonnie, and more.
With the help
of people from the message board, I gathered some scenes like that,
and put them on this list. Some people were even creative and tried
to write those scenes by themselves, and they did a good job...
If you too
have an unseen scene you wish you had seen, or wish to write one,
and I'll show them here!!
Don't wish you had
seen the following scenes ? ...
* Ross's face when Carol told him she's a lesbian
* The one before Rachel's wedding to Barry
* Ross becoming "Red Ross" when he waited in line to see "Dances with
* Chandler wearing the panties ... (the episode with Julia Roberts...)
* The One after "the kiss" in Central Perk
(the end of TOW Ross finds out)
* The breakup between Ross and Julie
(he said things flew in the air...)
* What happened, in the prom video, after Ross
stood with the flowers in his hands and his mom turned of the video
* What happened after the prom video kiss?
* Ross and Rachel in the planetarium ... ;-)
and Rachel trying to leave the planetarium
* The breakfast Ross made for Rachel in bed
* Rachel wearing her eye glasses (we know she has a pair, from TOW
Ross and Rachel... you Know...)
* How did Ross and Rachel end up in the display area in the museum
after they ... in the planetarium? ... ;-)
* Rachel singing "Copa Cabana" in front of
the whole school (mentioned in TOW Barry and Mindy's Wedding)
Happened After Ross left Rachel's Apartment when they broke up
* Rachel and Joshua's night club incident
* Rachel wearing her neglige to dinner with Joshua
and his parents
* Everybody's thoughts in the Ross-Emily
* A missing scene from TOW All the Kissing
* Ross and Rachel getting married in Vegas
* What DID happen after they got married? ...
* That sink plot in TOW the Unagi
* Monica and Ross playing football at the last GellerCup contest
* Ross smoking marijuana (mentioned in TOW Ross got High)
* Phoebe stabbing a cop (mentioned in TOW Ross's Sandwitch)
* Ross trying to kiss Rachel in high school and then saying he needed
vaseline for his lips (mentioned in TOW the Routine)
* Joey and angela DelVekio (if you remember what I'm talking about...)
* Ross and the cleaning lady
Here are some of the creative writings:
face when Carol told him she's a lesbian
1: Carol's Place
[Opens the door for Ross] Hey, Ross! I'm glad you could come.
Hey, so what did you bring me over here for?
Well, sit down. Because you definitely need it.
[Sits down] Okay, so what is it?
Well,let's just start with the basics first. We have been in a relationship
for some time now. [Pauses as she takes a deep breath] And, I think
that we shouldn't see each other anymore. [Looks at her hands]
[Takes a deep breath] But, why? I mean weren't we happy together?
I mean, I was, I don't know about you, but I was.
Well, what I am going to say to you is; I have been with another woman.
[His face registers total shock] But, why?
Well, if you want to put that into a single word, uh... I'm a lesbian
[His face is a surprise, then shock, his eyes bulge out, and his ears
are wiggling, his hair is a mat of wetness, and his nose is flaring
up, and his mouth is open to a big: WHY? he then becomes "Red Ross"
he looks like a kid throwing a temper tantrum, smoke can be seen coming
out of his ears, and his hair is sticking in all these different directions]
[Begins to get nervous] [Walks away from Ross] Well, I was at the
gym the other day, and I met this woman whose name is; Susan.And,
I don't know we just sort of clicked. [Laughs nervously] I mean, who
[Still with the "Red Ross" face except redder] Yeah, who would? [Walking
So, are you all right with this? I mean, we could still be friends...
Yeah, but not bosom buddies! [Glares at Carol]
Okay, okay I know you are not liking this, but can you at least try
to understand what I am going through here? Do you think other people
would understand me?
Okay... all right, stay angry, I'll just be in the shower if you need
me. [Walks away]
Don't count on it!
All right why?
Because Susan could do that for you!
[Slams the door]
[Walks to her room] [Yells] I guess this couldn't be spoken on the
[Walks out] Yeah, I guess not!
one before Rachel's wedding to Barry
Future. Presents. Love... love... love... All those thoughts filled
Rachel Green's head, as she was sitting alone in a room full of presents.
As an usual bride in her wedding day, the pressure and all the
questions in her head made her nervous. But again, why should she
be nervous? Marriege works in television, she thought. Barry
was safe, she knew him for a long time and she knew maybe it would
be... nice. But is it enough?
what about love? She didn't know what that word actually meant...
She didn't know if she ever felt that, but maybe just the fact of
not knowing if she ever felt it, showed that she didn't. If you feel
it, you know it! That's what people say, isn't it? Is it what makes
marriege work? Or is it just a tabu, something people say to ilude
their partners, an excuse to get what they really want? She didn't
turned around and grabbed this gravy boat. She stared at it really
deeply, enchanted with the details of that simple and yet graceful
object. She kept looking at it, and that made her think of her own
life. All her life was a bed of roses, if you're willing to call it
like that. She always had the guys she wanted, the clothes she wanted,
was always sorrounded by high society people. But she never stopped
to think if that really made her happy, if she ever got interested
by all that, the way she was interested by that simple gravy boat.
stopped for a moment to think about the past, trying to figure what
ever made her really happy. One name came to her mind: Monica. Monica
Geller was her High School best friend. Monica was a good friend...
She liked Rachel for who she really was, unlikely her other friends,
who liked to be around her because she was popular. High School politics
can be tough... Friendship are sometimes superficial, but she knew
she could always count on Monica.
could have happened with Monica? Last time she saw her was weeks before
the wedding, not so long ago, in a bar. Monica was living in the Village,
was single and had this quite weird friend, Chandler something.
Sudenly Rachel had the crazy idea of seeing Monica, who hasn't been
invited for the wedding. Maybe they could talk, like old times and
who knows Rachel would finally know what to do. She didn't think twice.
She went to the bathroom and climbed out the window...
never thought of the consequences of that act. She knew they were
serious, but where they would get her too? She didn't know...
by Tina Chaves)
One after "the kiss" in Central Perk
a long life-time crush. Ross, a new found concept of what the perfect
guy was. The two of them combined: love, hate, discoveries, disapointment...
but most of all friendship. A strong friendship full of love and respect.
And after the discoveries and fights results in a kiss. A kiss that
seemed to last forever...
the moment their lips met it was like all their problems were gone...
No repressed feelings anymore, no big secrets to carry on their back...
No more Julies. A whole new place was built in that moment, a place
where they were the only ones and that was the most important thing,
the only thing that actually mattered. As they kissed their hearts
were filled with joy and scare... Scare of the end, of what that was
gonna take them to, but love always wins, and they surrendor to it,
sinking slowly into that magic feeling...
slowly started breaking the kiss, relutantly, still uncertain of how
to act or what to say... Should they apologize? But... for what? For
letting their emotion speak up? Should they just act in the moment?
Make love promises and then next they forget about them? Or who knows
just drop it in that right moment? Even if they tried, they wouldn't
have make it... So they let their hearts do the whole job, they were
the ones who got them into there in the first place, right?
simply looked into each other's eyes and for the first time they saw
how good it felt, how it felt right. Both were embarassed and shy...
They've been best friends for a long time and yet they've never done
that together before... Even though they dreamed about it, wished
it happened, when it did they realized how it was like... For a moment
Rachel's mind was suddenly brought to the real world, as she remembered
of Julie. She looked a little down... Just the thought of being the
"other" made her feel awful... Usually she wouldn't bother that much.
But this was Ross... she wanted to be the only one for him.
her feelings Ross simply took away the hair on her face and put it
back behind her ears. She looked up at him again and realized his
mind was far away from Julie... This was about them and how they could
make it work between them, just the two of them.
rain was pouring hard outside. Rachel was shivering, so Ross held
her close to him and slowly she wrapped her arms around him. Rachel
never felt that connected to anymore like that before. They didn't
need words... They were just speaking the language of love... their
hearts were communicating... eye to eye... with their arms around
each other... pressing their body's against the other's... feeling
their heat, keeping their warm and safe... (God, this is so cliché!!!
that night neither of them could sleep right... Rachel was too excited
about what would happen next. She always knew he liked her, his love
was strong, that was proofed that night. She was confident, she was
in love... Ross felt disapointed at himself. Getting home he finally
thought of Julie, the girlfriend. What should he do? Who should he
choose? Sometimes it's hard choosing between dreams or reality...
Dreams can fade away... But they can also be fullfilling... Neither
of them really knew for sure what to do, so they just layed their
heads in their pillows and waited. But... Wait for what?
by Tina Chaves)
breakup between Ross and Julie
Julies apartment, they are standing in the middle of the room]
Ross: So, I can't see you anymore, what I feel for Rachel is too strong
and I can't just ignore it now that I know she feels the same way.
Julie: What about what we feel for eachother?
Ross: As much as I care about you Julie, the feelings can't even compare
to how much I love Rachel. I don't want to hurt you, but I have so
much more of a connection with Rachel because I've known her
so much longer.
Juie: (Getting up and walking over to a table) Okay I understand,
and it's fine that's just great! (throws a vase at him)
Ross: (dodges the vase) Julie, please try to understand how hard this
is for me
Julie: Oh yeah, Ross, it's hard for you, well why don't you think
about other people for a change!!!! (picks up a plate and throws it)
Ross: (get's hit by the plate) Ow! Julie please can't we be Friends?
Julie: (looks really mad and opens her mouth to say something, but
just throws a cup at him. Julie turns and storms into her bedroom
and locks the door)
Ross: Julie! Come on! At least talk to me!!(no answer comes from the
bedrom and Ross turns sadly away and
by Sandpiper and Heather)
happened, in the prom video, after Ross stood with the flowers in
his hands and his mom turned of the video camera?
Geller house, Ross is standing there holding the flowers, his mom
has just turned off the video camera]
Jack: Ross uh I'm sorry
Ross: ( a sad look on his face) Oh it's ok, I didn't really want to
take Rachel to the dumb old prom anyway
Ross: Mom it's fine
Jack: Judy, just leave the boy alone for a bit
Judy: No, he doesn't want to be left alone (goes over to Ross) sweetie,
is there anything we can do??
Ross: No just leave me alone!!!! (stomps up the stairs)
(Judy goes to follow him but Jack stops her) Jack: no, just give him
some time alone. He's just been hurt by the girl of his dreams.....he'll
get over it in time
[Scene: Ross's room, he throws the flowers down, and takes off the
jaket. Then her goes over to his dresser, opens the drawer and takes
out a picture of Rachel. Ross looks at the picture for a long moment,
then gets up and then goes to his desk and starts to write a letter
Rachel, I'm writing you this letter because I can't live with myself
any longer without letting you know how I feel about you. I've had
feelings for you for years, I just hope I can get over them since
you don't feel they same way. I wish I could find some way to tell
you this to your face but it would be too hard, knowing I couldn't
I love you
(Ross puts it in an envelope and writes Rachel's address on it, then
stares at it for a second, then puts it in the picuter frame behind
the photo of Rachel)
Ross: (To himself) coward!
by Sandpiper and Heather)
happened after the prom video kiss?
is continued from when Rachel kissed Ross after seeing the prom video.
can't belive you did that.
goes and kisses him.)
guys this is so great.
Rachel)Hey,honey why don't we go take a walk?
you,me and Rach.
are walking down the street holding hands)
made you kiss me?I mean,do you forgive me for the list and everything?
do you mean what made me kiss you?I mean after seeing that video why
wouldn't I want to kiss you?I just can't believe you were gonna drop
everything and take me to the prom.That just showed me how much
you care about me and that made me realize what I was missing in my
life,ya know.I was just so stubborn not to let you into my life that
was pretty stupid for writing that list I mean why would I need to
see why I didn't or did need to be with you.All I need to know is
that I like you and you like me.
I do kinda like you.(Rach smiles)
I like you too.A lot.My beautiful girlfriend.(They kiss very passionately.)
and Rachel in the planetarium ... ;-)
The Museum Ross and Rachel are laying on the fur thingy they were
sitting on just talking]
Ross: Tonight didn't turn out
so bad after all
Rachel: No...it sure didn't
(they smile then kiss)
[Scene: The display Ross and
Rachel are there putting the stuff back]
Rachel: (looks at Ross who is
bent over st the waist trying to straighten out the fur pelt thing.
Ross turns around and Rachel gets embarrassed cause she was looking
at his ass)
Ross: You like what you see?...(smiling)
Rachel: (flirting, they walk
over to each other) Maybe
(A security guard walks past
and they dive behind the little hut)
Ross: I think he's gone now.
(they start to leave but Rachel trips and falls over Ross falls with
her...and they land in a position kinda like TOA The Beach)
Ross: (brushes some hair out
of her face) You look beautiful like this
Rachel: That's so sweet, why
don't we get outta here?
Ross: theres no hurry
Rachel: Oh yes there is! (Gets
what he means) oh yeah why bother leaving? (they start to kiss and
the scene fades out)
by Sandpiper and Chealsea)
and Rachel trying to leave the planetarium
and Rachel are under the blanket waiting for the kids to leave)
Rachel: are they gone yet?
Ross: i don't know
Ross: i am soooooo gonna get you know fired!
Rachel: So, how was I?
Ross: That doesn't matter right now, we have to get out of here before
someone comes and finds us!
Rachel: well, we've already been caught by those kids and the nuns
Ross: THERE WERE NUNS??? o crap!
Rachel: um, no?
Ross: they're going to tell on me! they are so gonna tell!
Rachel: Ross, it's ok......so was i good?
Ross: yes! but we gotta get out of here!
Rachel: (pops her head out of the blanket) (goes back under) we can
(they both get up and start to go when Ross bumps into his mananger,
his manager looks mad)
Ross: (looks surprised) well..........hello there
Manager: leave now, and NEVER speak of this!!
Ross: you're not gonna fire me?
Manager: no, you're one of my best palientoligists. But if you EVER
do this again.....then you'll be fired!
Ross: thank you sir! thank you so much, and i'm so sorry!
Rachel: thank you! Thanks so much!
singing "Copa Cabana" in front of the whole school
Girls' dressing room
A bunch of girls are standing
around, talking and practicing what they're going to do for the talent
Rachel and Monica are together.
They both look really nervous.
Rachel: (looks curiously at Monica)
Mon, why are YOU nervous, you don't have to go up there!
Monica: But you do!
Rachel: Yeah, like I didn't know
that...(looks at herself in a mirror and smoothes her dress) How do
Monica: Perfect, as always.
Rachel: Thanks. (pause, giggles)
You know, I heard that CHIP MATTHEWS is coming!
Monica: THE Chip Matthews?! Oh
my God, you're so lucky!
Rachel: Yeah, but what if I screw
up? I mean, HE's there!
Monica: You've got a point...(pause,
thinks)...you can always picture the audience in their underwear...
Rachel: Eew, we've got TEACHERS
in there! (they laugh)
Monica: True...just think of
my brother in HIS underwear!
Rachel: Gross, no way, Monica!
Monica: Why not? Do you have
a problem with my brother?
Rachel: Well, yeah. I mean, a)
he's your brother, b) he's kinda geeky, and c) I think he's got this
crush on me...
Rachel: Maybe I'll just picture
Monica: Oh, yeah, that should
work! (A teacher enters the dressing room)
Teacher: Okay, girls, places!
Our first act is Rachel Green singing Copa Cabana...
Rachel: (squeals, cuts her off)
You mean I'M FIRST??!! I'm opening the whole show?
Teacher: Yes, Rachel...anyway,
second...(drones on in the background, going over the show...you know
how teachers can sometimes be!)
Rachel: Oh my God, Mon, I'm dead!!!
Rachel is peeking out from behind
the curtains. She looks REALLY nervous. We see a huge audience and
really bright lights, as well as Ross, looking kinda nervous, and
a really cute guy, supposedly Chip.
Teacher: No peeking, Miss Green,
away from the curtains!
Rachel: Oh, man! (the lights
go off) Is there a blackout?! Am I saved?!
Voice: Welcome to the Lincoln
Jr. High Talent Show! Please give your attention to our first act,
Miss Rachel Green, singing "Copa Cabana"! (the audience cheers, we
can see Ross cheering wildly. The curtains open and a REALLY bright
spotlight shines on Rachel. Someone hands her a microphone, and we
can see her really flustered. Music starts to play)
Rachel: (singing) Her name was
Lola...(voice cracks, we hear Chip and some people in the audience
Ross looks really upset at them.
Rachel notices Chip laughing and looks like she's about to cry. Her
voice grows really shaky, like she IS gonna cry, still singing badly)...she
was a showgirl...(audience continues to laugh)...with yellow...feathers
in her hair...(a tear rolls down her cheek)...and a dress...(runs
off the stage sobbing)
Ross: Oh my God, Rachel! (Chip
and his friends are cracking up...he runs backstage, where Monica
is comforting a crying and very disturbed Rachel) You did fine...are
Rachel: WHY would I be okay?
I just humiliated myself in front of the whole school, and to top
it off, CHIP MATTHEWS laughed at me! I'm mortified!!! (*Aww...poor
Rach! Take it from me, with experience...middle schoolers can
be cruel, I know exactly how she would feel...wow I'm really into
Ross: That's cuz he's a jerk!
I think you did great, Rachel, really. I never would have had the
guts to go up and even ATTEMPT at doing something like that!
Rachel: Thanks, you guys. (she
hugs Ross and Monica)
Happened After Ross left Rachel's Apartment when they broke up
This can't be it ( weepy)
Rachel: Then how come it is
(Ross leaves the apartment and goes to Central Perk and Gunther is
there working late cleaning dishes the coffee shop is empty except
for Ross and Gunther)
Gunther: So how did it go with Rachel?
Ross: (Went over to the couch and sat down while Gunther is cleaning
at the counter) We broke up
Gunther: (Drops his cup and the cup breaks Gunther smiles) Thats too
Ross: My life is reined now, she was the best thing that every happened
to me. When i was younger i dreamed of having her and then i got her
and i had to wreck everything
Gunther: I know but their will be others
Ross: No!! No!! (Gets up and goes near the door and turns around to
look at Gunther) Gunther yesterday was special
Gunther: I know your anniversary
Ross:( interupts Gunther) No I was going to take her to the planetarium
(reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black box) to ask her to
marry me. (silence) But i will never get her back again.(Throws the
box and it lands on the couch Ross leaves)
Gunther:(picks up the broken cup on the floor and throws it away and
goes over the couch and see's a black box and then sits on the couch
and opens it and see's the ring and the closes the box) He will get
by Laurie Hefferan)
and Joshua's night club incident
One With the Nightclub...
Remember this episode, where Rachel goes to Joshua's nightclub? Well,
I'm just writing that scene where she isn't able to go in...just trying
It's raining, and we see a man standing at a door. He's looking and
checking names off a list as people enter.
We see a cab pull up, and Rachel gets out, wearing a really nice,
short, black dress. She puts her umbrella up and goes up to the man.
(whispering to herself) Okay, you can do this, Rach...win him over,
make him realize how great you really are! (she smiles nervously)
(looks down the list, and a few drops of rain smear the ink) I'm sorry,
miss, but there is no Rachel Green on the list here. If you'll please
What?! But Joshua said he'd put me on there! Um, can I please see
I'm sorry, I really don't feel at liberty to do that.
Please, my friend said he'd put my name on the list, here...(pulls
out the card that Joshua gave her) See? He gave me this.
Alright miss, but make it quick. (hands her the list and looks over
(reading down the list) Lynn Farnsworth, Patrick Ganley...here it
is, Rachel...(voice trails off) Rachel Greep...sir, the rain must
have made it run...(girl jumps out behind her, let's dub her "Rachel")
I'm Rachel Greep, I'm Rachel Greep!!! (waves her hands around)
Yes, ma'am, go right on in! (smiles and lets her in)
No, no, I'M Rachel, I'm the REAL Rachel!!! (sighs, distressed, and
sits on the wet curb) Thanks a lot!!! (frowns, puts up her umbrella...another
woman comes from behind her and grabs the handle) Hey, hey, what do
you think you're doing???!!! (pulls on her end of the umbrella, but
the woman won't let go)
Give it to me, it's raining!!!
No duh! That's why I have it! (pulls again) LET GO!!! (woman pulls,
Rachel lets go, pulls her arm back, and punches the woman in the face)
Now THAT'S for...for tryin' to steal my umbrella and for not being
Joshua...(starts crying) This sucks!!!
(offers her a tissue) I'm sorry, Ma'am, company policy.
Yeah, whatever, thanks for nothing. (sees Joshua) Oh my God, Joshua!
(calls) Joshua!! (he doesn't notice) Oh, will ANYTHING ever work right
wearing her neglige to dinner with Joshua and his parents
A resturant Rachel she is wearing her nite, Joshua and his parents
So then I said to the bell hop your country sux!
Rachel: Oh ha ha
Mom:Where is the waitress I could really go for some wine
Rachel: Yeah me too! [A waiter walks by carrying a huge pitcher, he
stops behind her and trys to look down her front] What the hell are
Waiter: Oh sorry I- [he trips and drops the pitcher on her, which
is filled with icy cold water, she jumps up and screams then runs
to the bathroom, Joshua bangs his head on the table over and over
and over again]
thoughts in the Ross-Emily wedding
the thoughts are in brackets, the actual script is NOT:
Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Ross: I Ross...
(Ross: it's getting closer...)
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
(Ross: here goes ...)
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...
(Rachel: OH-MY-GOD!! He said my name!! YES!!!! I KNEW he loves me!!)
(Emily: I'm going to kill you)
(Chandler: OH-MY-GOD! Monica looks so good in that dress...)
(Joey: OH-MY-GOD! So we won't have cake???)
(Ross: Why is everyone staring at me?)
(Rachel: So are we married now?)
(Monica: OH-MY-GOD! There's a chair that is not aligned with the whole
(Monica: Sorry, I meant, OH-MY-GOD, Ross said the wrong name!!)
(Phoebe: Maybe I dialed the wrong number and this is the wrong wedding...)
(Ross: Oh, now I get it)
Ross: Emily. (A slight chuckle.)
(Ross: Will she kill me??)
(Emily: I'll kill you!!)
(Ross: She will kill me....)
by me - Roni Raab)
missing scene from TOW All the Kissing
All the Kissing (when Rachel told Ross she loves him)
initially it was suppose to be
Rachel: Thank you for being so...
Ross: I love you, Rach.
Rachel: (Smiling) I'm just glad
I didn't give you the cassette tape of our songs.
Ross: What songs?
Rachel: With or Without You.
Everybody Hurts. Rhiannon.
Ross: Rhiannon? Why Rhiannon?
Rachel: You remember. That time
in the living room... on Monica's laundry.
Ross: Not me.
Rachel: Really? (Realizing) Oh,
is a REALLY missing scene from TOW All the Kissing, sent in by Benito
and Rachel getting married in Vegas
walking after seeing the statue of the naked man)
Ra(chel)-Hey,ya know what'd be
Ra-Is if we get married,y'know
that thing you did with those girls,Karen and Emilo.
Ro-Oh yeah that was fun,I married
Karen,who is a lebanese,Emilo,who is a Brittainer or some kind of
Brittian person,and now I'm gonna marry Raquel the doodle faced girl.
Ra-It's Rashel,no Raja,oh who
cares what my name is.
Ra-Oh it's Rachel.
Ro-Oh yeah.(He has a look on
his face that says,"No,that's not right either.")
(So,they're walking and they're
looking for a chapel and they see one,The Little White Chapel.And
next to it is a Pizza Hut.)
Ra-We should get married there.
Ro-Ok,but since you picked the
chapel,I pick Pizza Hut for our wedding dinner.And plus they got a
(So,they go into the chapel.)
Ra-We'd like to be married.
La(dy)-What are your names?
Ro-Ross.And hers is......
Ro-Yes!(He's still confused about
La-Ok go right in.
(They're in a pink room with
Ro-Wow,it looks like the church
took an overdose of Pepto-Bismal.
Ra-There is the marrying guy
(A minister is waiting.)
Min(ister)-Ok,what are your names?
Min-Ok so,do you have rings?
Ra-No,we don't want them.
Min-Ok.Now,Rachel,do you take
this man to be your lawfully wedded husband to love honor and charish
till death parts you?
Min-And do you Ross take this
woman to be your lawfully wedded wife to love honor and charish till
death parts you?
Ro-Alright,hey man could you
hurry it up,I'm hungry.Plus the newlywed special is only for a limited
Min-Alright,now by the power
invested in me and the state of Nevada,I now pronounce you,husband
and wife,you may kiss the bride.
(They kiss very fast then high
five.The minister give them rice.they run out of the church.Then they
throw the rice.)
Ro-Hello Mrs. Ross!
Ra-Hello Mr. Rachel!
(They both run out in separate
directions and puke.Now you can see C+M looking bewildered as Elvis'
"Viva Las Vegas" plays and the screen fades to black.)
and the cleaning lady
Ross and Chandler's dorm, Chandler is there watching something with
women in swimsuits, enter Ross](they don't look as stupid as in TOW
The Thanksgiving Flashbacks)
Dude what are you doing here I told you Carol is coming over!
Chandler: Sorry I forgot (knock
on the door)
Ross: That's her now!!!!
Chandler: Okay, okay man don't
have a heart attack I'll just hide in the bathroom and wait till you
Ross: Okay fine (Chandler goes
to the bathroom, and Ross gets the door)
Carol: Hi, Ross
Ross: Hey (they kiss)
Carol: Listen umm we have to
Ross: This dosen't sound good
Carol: No it's not umm I think
we need sometime apart
Ross: What, what did I do?
Carol: Nothing it's just, I don't
know I just need sometime to think about stuff and well I'm sorry.
(He doesn't say anything) Maybe I should go
Ross: Yeah fine
Carol: Bye (she leaves, Chandler
comes out of the bathroom)
Chandler: I'm sorry man
Ross: I don't get it!
Chandler: Hey why don't we go
out and have some drinks hu?
Ross: No, no thanks
Chandler: Come on man just go
out and have some fun
Ross: Okay, okay (they leave)
[Scene: The hallway, Ross and
Chandler are pretty wasted]
Chandler: Oh man that party was
Ross: I know thanks for taking
me to it man, your my bestfriend (hugs him)
Chandler: Okay, yeah whatever
(Ross goes into his dorm but Chandler goes into the one across the
hall, he plops down on one of the beds)
[Scene: Ross and Chandler's dorm,
enter Ross, a woman jumps up holding a feather duster as if the throw
it at him]
Woman: Oh it's just you
Ross: Wha? Oh hi Roni (Roni I'm
not basing this character on you I'm just using your name cuz I can't
think of another one, so please don't get offened)
Roni: Hey, go to a party? (she
returns to her work)
Ross: (giggling) Yeah it was
Roni: Well me and the dust bunnies
have been having the time of our lives here
Ross: Oh must suck to have to
work on a Friday night
Roni: Well yeah
(she bends over to pick pick
up something on the bottom of her cart of cleaning suff, Ross cheaks
her out, she turns around and catches him looking at her)
Roni: (smiles) You like what
you see hu?
Roni: (walks over to him and
sits on his lap) Ya know I've always thought you were kinda cute
Ross: You did?
Roni: Uh hu (kisses him, he looks
really shocked then he gets into the kiss)
[Scene: the hallway outside Ross
and Chandler's drom, there is a scream, the door to the apartment
across from Ross and Chandler's opens and Chandler comes out]
Woman: Get the hell out!!!!!
Chandler: Wait, wait this must
me some kind or mistake!
(hits him more the goes back
inside, Ross opens the door to his and Chandler's, him and Roni are
both convering themselves with a sheet)
Ross: What's all the screaming?
Chandler: Okay there are four
of you but this is still very interesting! (Ross and Roni look at
eachother then at the floor)