Hi, it is me again Melanie. This is my Second
fic. I was bored so I started writing this.
I don’t of these characters this is for
fun. I want to thank everyone who has helped
me especially, David. I really appreciate
it a lot. This fic takes place when the
gang is in high school. Ross, Chandler,
Phoebe, and Joey are seniors and Rachel
and Monica are juniors. It is three weeks
until school starts again, for them, and
they are going to the annual school camping
trip. Ross makes a very huge mistake. Rachel
is having trouble finding what she wants
until she looks on to a certain friend,
causing herself more pain. Chandler and
Joey are trying to pull the biggest camp
prank. Monica is going hot for guys and
Phoebe is just trying to make it through
camp with all her insane friends. Oh, this
is mainly Ross and Rachel. Oh these characters
do not belong to me but to BKC.
[Scene: Monica and Ross’ house]
(7:58 a.m.)
(We focus on the stairs we see an excited
Monica coming down the stairs screaming)
Mon: Mom, Dad, come on we have to go I want
a good seat. Where is Ross?
(We see a very hot and sexy new Ross coming
down the steps looking sleepy)
Ross: Mon what is wrong with you?
Mon: We have to go. Where are your things?
Ross: Upstairs?
Mon: Go get them and come out to the car.
Ross: Whatever.
(Leaves. Monica goes rushing into the kitchen)
Mon: Mom come on we have to go.
Mom: All right, I am coming.
Dad: Monica the paper said you are leaving
at 10 o’clock it is only 8.
Mon: Dad if you want a good seat you have
to be there before. So come on.
(She runs out of the kitchen and goes to
the bottom of the steps)
Mon: Ross!!!!
(She runs out the front door followed by
her parents. We see Ross coming down the
steps with a backpack and a duffle bag and
a pillow. He walks out the door to the car
and puts his stuff in and gets in the car,
and they drive off.)
[Scene: Chandlers house]
(8:10 a.m.)
(We see a young Chandler eating breakfast
when his Mother comes in)
C’s Mom: Chandler finish up, we have to
leave soon because I have to go on another
book tour a 9:30 so hurry.
Chan: Ok mom.
(He runs to his room and gets his duffle
bag and a army bag)
Chan: This is going to be one camp no one
will forget.
(He runs down his steps and out the house
to a BMW.)
[Scene: Joey’s house]
(8:30 a.m.)
(We see Joey still packing his duffle bag.
He puts in a toothbrush and some shirts
and a purple and blue penguin. He closes
his bag and smiles and heads to his car)
Joey: Here I come hot girls!
[Scene: Phoebe’s house]
(8:40 a.m.)
(She is already at the car putting in her
guitar and her bags. She takes off with
her Grandmother)
[Scene: Rachel's house, her bedroom]
(9:20 a.m.)
[We go inside and see a calendar it reads
August 6. Then we see a sound asleep Rachel.
Then we hear a bang and we see a middle
age woman storm in and pull the sheets off
Rachel.
She wakes up with a start.]
Sandra: Rachel...Rachel
Rachel: What...what...what?
(She starts going back to sleep)
San: Rachel Karen Greene if you don't remember
correctly, but is it not the day that you
are suppose to be heading off to camp.
(Rachel bolts out of bed running around
throwing clothes and things everywhere.)
Rach: Oh my god mom why didn't you tell
me?
San: Well I was trying to but you wouldn't
wake up. It ain't that easy to wake you
up.
Rach: ok enough with the arguing. What time
is it?
San: (looks at her watch) uh it is 9:24.
Rach: Oh no. The buses are leaving at 10
and I have not packed! Mom HELP!!
San: ok, ok calm down. I will get yours
sisters in here to help you.
(She leaves)
Rach: Yeah like that will every happen.
(She starts getting out her suitcases and
taking clothes out her closet and is just
throwing them in. Then she gets to her bathroom,
wipes her arm over the counter wiping all
of her cosmetics, and soaps in a bag. Then
she goes to her shoes and starts throwing
them in a bag. She does that with a lot
more things until she is packed)
Rach: Mom I am done let's go!!!
(Her mom walks her with her sisters and
they see her room is basically spotless.)
San: Ok.
[Lincoln High School]
(We see about five buses with loads off
people. People are running everywhere trying
to get stuff loaded and trying to get on
the buses. It is total chaos. Then we see
Rachel getting on one of the buses)
[The bus]
(She is in a very crowded bus and she spots
Monica.)
Mon: Hey Rach. I saved you a seat.
Rach: Thanks Mon.
(She goes and sits down)
Rach: Wow! This place is so crowded. I could
hardly fit my stuff in the wagons.
Mon: That is because you are so late. What
happened?
Rach: I forgot camp was today and slept
in and I was not even packed, so my stuff
is all a mess because I just threw everything
in different bags.
Mon: That is why I told you to pack a week
ago, but no you never listen to me.
Rach: blah, blah, blah ok don’t lecture
me.
Mon: Whatever.
Rach: So where is everybody?
Mon: They are on the bus somewhere. They
probably can't move.
Rach: Did everyone come?
Mon: Yeah.
Rach: Even Ross.
Mon: Yeah. He just got back from Los Angeles
yesterday, but he said he wanted to come.
But oh my god you are not going to recognize
him when you see him. He does not look like
himself anymore.
Rach: What do you mean?
Mon: He is totally changed, he has a tan,
he is built, and he colored his hair. Trust
me if he was not my brother.
Rach: Whoa there Monica. If he is that changed
I have got to see it.
Mon: Trust me you won't realize it is him.
Rach: Ok Mon.
[Scene: Camp Cucamonga]
(All the kids are getting off the buses
and getting their luggage. Rachel and Monica
already have theirs, though Rachel is having
a hard time keeping balanced, so she is
wobbling)
Mon: You all right there sweetie?
Rach: No I actually need a lot of assistants
here.
Mon: (laughs) you look so funny.
Rach: Thank-you. You are a wonderful friend.
(Monica and Rachel go on looking for the
rest of there gang)
Mon: Oh, oh there they are come on Rach.
(Monica goes running after them leaving
Rachel with her luggage. Rachel is dragging
her luggage along trying to catch Monica
until she feelings something pulling her
luggage back)
Rach: What the.........(she looks up)
(Yes it is a guy. Yes it is Ross although
Rachel does not know that. He is wearing
gray jeans, an orange shirt, and orange
glasses and orange and gray shoes to match)
0Rach: ummm excuse me, but could you please
stop pulling my luggage.
Ross: I am just trying to help you.
Rach: Yeah, that's ok. I got it.
Ross: (laughing) From what I see you don't
(mocking her) got it.
Rach: I am glad I make you laugh, but could
you leave now?
Ross: Rach, I am just trying to help you.
(She looks at him like "how do you
know my name" and then she realizes
it is Ross)
Rach: oh my god ROSS!!
Ross: Yeah. It’s me.
(She drops her luggage and hugs him)
Rach: Oh my goodness Mon was right I don't
recognize you. Look at you.
Ross: Well yeah I have changed a little,
but hey you.... You look.... gorgeous.
Rach: (smiles) Thanks.
Ross: So may I help you with your bags now?
Rach: oh uh yeah.
(He picks up most of the bags and they leave
to the others. They arrive at a cabin door.
Everyone is just hanging out by it.)
Rach: Hey thanks Mon for abandoning me.
Mon: (smiles) Oh you are welcome. Glad to
help.
Rach: (to the gang) Hey everyone.
All: Hi, hey, how have you been.
Joey: Hey Rach, I haven’t seen you in awhile.
(Hugs her)
Rach: Yeah I know where were you guys this
summer Monica and I were so alone.
Pho: Well I went to Kansas with my grandmother,
because she wanted to meet the Wizard of
Oz.
(Everyone just looks at her)
Rach: ok. What did you do Joe?
Joey: Oh I went to Italy with my parents.
Boy there were alot of chicks there and
they are so nice.
Chan: I went forced by my mom on her book
tour.
Ross: Well everyone knows I went to LA.
Chan: Oh yeah man looks like you got a very
nice tan. (Everyone just stares at him)
did I just say you have a nice tan? Oh god
I am turning into my father.
(Everyone laughs)
Ross: You guys we can talk later they are
having an assembly.
Rach: Oh I have to unpack.
Mon: me too.
Ross: Well we'll go and meet you later for
supper then.
Mon: ok. Bye.
(They leave Rachel and Monica)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Cabin]
(They are putting away their things)
Rach: Mon you are right Ross has changed,
he is hot.
Mon: See what did I tell you.
Rach: Is he seeing anyone, you know like
does he have a girlfriend?
Mon: Nope, but the girls are all over him.
Rach: Oh.
Mon: Even though is cute now he is still
Ross.
Rach: Hey come on now, he was cute before
he left. He was that puppy dog cute.
Mon: Whatever. So you spot any cuties you
like?
Rach: No, not really.
Mon: Wow this is a first for you.
Rach: Oh shut up. What about you?
Mon: Well you know that new Brazilian guy,
he is pretty hot.
Rach: ooh. (Laughs)
Mon: Yeah. Hey come on we can go scope out
guys.
Rach: Mon I really don’t want to.
Mon: What the Hell is wrong with you are
you using those sleeping pills again.
Rach: No Mon I just…I don’t know.
Mon: Yeah. Whatever let’s just unpack so
we can go have some fun.
Rach: Ok.
[Scene: Outside on some bleachers]
(We see Ross and two other guys hanging
out and talking)
Guy1 (Matt): Ross it is great that you are
going to join the football team; you have
totally changed my man.
Guy2 (Brett): Yeah man.
Ross: I guess.
Matt: Well the ladies seem to like you.
Ross: Yeah that is better; I think I can
get just any girl now.
Brett: What! Man I doubt that.
Ross: Bet I can, just name one, and I will
have them as my girlfriend by the dance
and take them.
Matt: Ok. Let’s see who is tough to get.
(Thinks)
Brett: Oh, Rachel Greene.
Matt: Yeah she is a toughie.
Ross: Sure this will be simple. I have got
an advantage. But what do I get if I win?
Brett: Ok you can have my spot as team captain
and Matt and I will jump in the lake naked.
Ross: Excellent!
Matt: But, if you loose you have to wear
nothing but a thong all day and give 50
bucks.
Ross: The bet is on.
(They shake hands)
[Camp Cafeteria]
(All of the gang plus three guys and two
girls we do not know are sitting at a table
and talking just having supper. Ross is
sitting by Rachel who is next to Monica)
Ross: So Rach how have things been? I mean
we have not talked in a while.
Rach: There great just been hanging here
and there you know.
Mon: (to Ross) Why do you care?
Ross: Cause she is my friend and I am interested
on how her summer has been.
(Monica mocks him)
Ross: Anyway I was wondering if you wanted
to go for a walk?
Rach: (surprised) Who me?
Ross: Yes you. Come on.
Rach: Ok I guess.
(They get up and leave)
Mon: Hey you guys want to go canoeing before
it gets to dark?
All: yeah/sure/that sounds fun/etc.
Mon: (she looks at Chandler and Joey) Are
you all coming?
Joey: No we are just going to hang out,
catch some girls, you know.
Mon: Ok. Bye.
[Scene: Camp grounds]
(Ross and Rachel are walking and talking)
Rach: So why did you decide to go to LA?
Ross: I just wanted to go and have so fun
without being known or made fun of.
Rach: Oh. So did you have fun?
Ross: Yeah there is a lot of sun out there
as you can tell. I don't know I guess I
made myself realize I am not a total loser
and I started working out and going to the
beach alot and hanging out at parties I
was not even invited to.
Rach: (laughs) Sounds fun.
Ross: Yeah the girls even liked me there,
before I changed.
Rach: I liked you then too.
Ross: They liked me in a different way.
You liked me as a friend, but hey liked
me as a guy. (Silence) So… you have anyone
special in you life.
Rach: No. Everything is so superficial,
it's fake. Guys are just sick now. They
only want you for stupid reasons. No not
because they like you no, they want you
to sleep with them so they can brag to their
friends or so they can get to one of your
friends, and the girls I mean they are as
bad as the guys. They jump all over the
Jocks just to be known, and practically
kill themselves to be Miss Popularity.
Ross: Wow, did something happen while I
was gone, did I miss something.
Rach: What?
Ross: Miss Queen of Popularity speaks. What
happened to you? You have changed, you are
the Queen of popularity. You rode on the
quarterbacks motorcycle, you had his letterman's
jacket, you are the head cheerleader, and
you can get anything. Why the sudden change.
Rach: Because it is all fake. The guys the
girls, it's not real, I want something real,
I mean… Don't you?
Ross: Yeah, I guess.
(They are walking to the lake. She sees
the water and starts running to it. He just
watches her and smiles)
Rach: Come on in it’s fun.
Ross: No-no-no I want to stay dry.
Rach: Ok.
(He walks over and sits on some upside-down
canoe)
Ross: So you mean to tell me you are going
to give up all that stuff.
Rach: (looks up from the water) What stuff?
Ross: (Watching her every move) You know
Miss Popularity.
Rach: Believe me it is not something you
can just give away.
Ross: Yes it is. I gained it, but I could
easily give it up. All I would have to do
is go to Alaska and eat all the time. All
that stuff is just an image.
Rach: (goes up to him out of the water)
Oh so now I am just an image to everyone.
Ross: No that is not what I mean.
Rach: (kinda upset) Yes it is. You think
I am some pompom-wearing-rich girl-with
a pretty face. Is that my image?
Ross: (smiles at her) No. Look now you are
upset.
Rach: (mad) I have a right to be.
Ross: (laughs) No you don’t.
Rach: Oh so this is just a big joke to you.
Urgh you know what I am going to find the
guys. (Walks away)
Ross: Rach!
[Scene: The dock at the other side of the
lake]
(The gang is there except Ross and Joey)
Chan: Rach where did you leave Ross?
Rach: I don’t know we were talking and he
is just being rude so I got angry and left.
Chan: (sarcastic) Oh I see.
Mon: So what were you guys talking about?
Rach: Just our summers.
Phoe: How can you get in an argument talking
about summer?
Rach: (upset) It was nothing ok, we just
had a disagreement.
Mon: Ok.
(A camp counselor comes to them)
CC: All right you guys time to head to your
cabins.
The kids: awwwwwww
CC: (faking tears) Yeah I know, so sad.
Chan: Well I guess I should be heading out
I got a long walk and I am going to get
tired.
Phoe: Yeah I got to get to my cabin. Nighty
night.
(They leave)
Mon: Well we better go to.
Rach: Mon?
Mon: Yeah? (Turns around to see Rachel with
her arms out)
Rach: Carry me?
Mon: You have got to be joking cause I am
not.
Rach: Awww come on Mon.
Mon: No.
Rach: Mon?
Mon: No.
Rach: Monni?!
Mon: Rach I said no, and don’t call me that.
(They go back to their cabin with Rachel
chasing Monica)
[Scene: Mon and Rach’s Cabin]
(They share their cabin with three other
girls: Shannon, Alicia, and Mandy. They
are all changing into their pj’s. Monica
is wearing a purple tank with yellow and
purple pants. Rachel is wearing a blue tank
with white Tommy Hilfiger boxers. They get
into their beds Monica is on bottom Rachel
on top.)
Mon: (in a whisper so only Rachel can hear)
Rach?
Rach: (whispering too) What?
Mon: You sleep.
Rach: No.
Mon: Good. (Pauses) Anyway, What was up
with you and Ross and why did he want to
talk to you?
Rach: Because like he said I am his friend
and he just wanted to know how I was.
Mon: Why? When did you two become so chummy?
Rach: It was before he left, I was waiting
for you before the Janet Jackson concert
and we started talking and he was really
sweet and we just talked.
Mon: You guys have talked before. You act
like you never knew him. We grew up together.
Rach: I know we just never had those serious
get-to-know-each-other talks before. He
never really talked to me since he went
to the ninth grade.
Mon: Oh. So what did you guys talk about
that made you so mad?
Rach: Nothing. Once I think about it, it’s
stupid really.
Mon: Ok. Just wanted to know. Goodnight.
Rach: Night.
Time Lapse.
(Morning)
(The girls are waking up to the sound of
a horn. The other three girls get up but
Monica and Rachel stay in bed.)
Time Lapse.
(It is about two hours later it is only
Monica and Rachel in the cabin still sleeping.
Until a very loud Phoebe comes in yelling)
Pho: Wake Up!!!! Wake Up You sleepy heads!!!!
(Monica groans and Rachel bolts out of her
sleep, and they stare at Phoebe)
Pho: Welcome to the first morning of camp.
You have already missed breakfast but I
saved you guys an apple and some pop tarts.
Mon: (While getting out of bed) (sarcastically)
Why thank-you Pheebs you shouldn’t have.
Rach: (still in bed) Yeah shouldn’t have
woke me up! (Turns away from them putting
her pillow on her head)
Pho: Wow! You are not a morning person.
Mon: No she is not.
(Monica starts getting dressed. There is
a knock at the cabin door.)
Pho: Who is it?
Ross: It is Ross, is Rach up, I need to
talk to her.
Pho: Uh hold on. (Goes and shakes Rachel
awake) Rach, Ross is here he wants to talk
to you.
Rach: (half sleep) What?
Pho: Never mind. (She goes to the door)
Ross, she is sleep and she isn’t gone wake
up.
Ross: Ok I will try to get her later. Bye.
Pho: Yeah bye. (Pauses) I wonder what he
wants.
(Monica comes out of the bathroom all dressed
and ready. She is wearing a red shirt with
khaki Capri’s, and she sees Rachel is still
in the bed.)
Mon: Oh no missy you are getting up. (She
starts shaking Rachel, but she won’t move.)
Ok then two can play at this game. (She
takes Rachel’s pillow and starts hitting
her with it. Rachel again bolts awake.)
Rach: What? (Sees Monica with her pillow)
What are you doing, are you crazy?!
Mon: (smiles) No, now get up.
Rach: (groans) Alright. (She goes into the
bathroom. About and hour later she comes
out in a sky blue tank and white flare jeans.
She sees Monica eating)
Rach: Ok I am done. Where are we going?
Mon: (looks up at Rachel) Finally! Phoebe
already left we are going to go play football
with the guys.
(Rachel shoots her a look)
Mon: Ok, ok we are going to go watch the
guys play football.
(Rachel smiles at her)
(As they are leaving)
Mon: You know I could whoop all their Asses.
(Rachel rolls her eyes.)
[Scene: A field]
(There are a bunch of guys playing football
and even some girls. We see a set of bleachers
where a bunch of girls are. We see Phoebe,
Monica and Rachel and some other girls talking)
Girl 1(Sandy): Oh there are so many cuties
here this year.
Girl 2(Shannon): Oh I know, I mean there
are so many to choose from.
Girl 3(Alicia): I got my eye on one. (Smiles)
Mon: Oh yeah which one?
Ali: Matt Frawling.
Mon: Yeah he is a hottie.
Shan: Carry Lockhart.
San: Oh yeah.
Ali: Jeff Morgan.
Mon: Sweet.
San: What about Ross.
Mon: Ewe no.
Shan: Oh come on Monica that is because
he is your brother.
San: Yeah cause he is hot, now. What did
he do all summer?
Mon: He went to Los Angeles.
Ali: Maybe I need to go there and check
out the guys cause if they look anything
like he does, wow.
Mon: Eh, I guess.
Ali: (to Rachel) What about you Miss Quiet.
Rach: (coming out of a daze) Uh?
Shan: What is up with you Rach, you seem
out of it.
Mon: Something is wrong with her don’t mind
it.
Rach: (looks at Monica) Nothing is wrong
with me. I am fine.
Mon: Ok we are sorry, we are going to back
off now. I think I am going to go play with
the guys.
Rach: Monica no, you have to stop trying
to be one of the guys.
Mon: No I don’t. Come on you guys want to
play.
Ali: Sure it would be something different.
Mon: Yeah all you have to do is stand in
the field and you can even flirt with the
guys.
Shan: Ok we will play.
Mon: Rach, you coming?
Rach: No, I think I am going to stay here
and just watch.
Mon: Ok. Bye.
(They leave and Rachel is just sitting on
the bleachers. Someone comes out from behind
her. Yep is it Ross)
Ross: Hey.
(She looks and sees him then looks back
at the field)
Rach: Hello.
Ross: Listen about last night I am sorry,
ok. I wasn’t calling you an image. I just
meant people put you as an image and you
can’t replace that image unless you do something
they don’t like and it seems people always
like what ever you do. Ok, I don’t think
you are some pretty-faced-rich-girl. I think
you are a gorgeous-faced-rich-girl.
Rach: (laughs and looks at him) Thanks that
makes it better. But also I am sorry too,
I was being really bitchy to you.
Ross: It’s ok.
Rach: So why aren’t you playing football.
Ross: I was but it got boring really fast.
The guys were fighting so I left.
Rach: Oh.
Ross: So where are the other girls.
(She points to the field)
Ross: Oh. Why aren’t you with them?
(She gives him this look)
Ross: Ok don’t answer that. Well since we
are just sitting here maybe we could go
do something.
Rach: Like what?
Ross: Let’s go paint.
Rach: What?
Ross: Yeah come on it will be fun.
(Takes her hand and drags her off the paint)
[Scene: An abandoned shed]
(We see inside buckets of paint, sheets,
and other tools. We then see a table and
two guys. Yep Joey and Chandler)
Chan: Come on Joey think. This has got to
be the best prank ever. What could we do?
Joey: We could steal all the girls’ clothes.
Chan: It has been done.
Joey: We could paint the field.
Chan: Joey come on think big. I want something
no one will forget.
Joey: We could go set traps in every cabin.
Chan: Yes excellent. We will do it on the
camping trip. We can scary everyone.
Joey: How?
Chan: Oh just a few diversions here and
there.
Joey: Already!
[Scene: A pavilion]
(Ross and Rachel are set a one of the picnic
tables painting)
Ross: What do you think of my painting?
(Hold up what looks like a turtle on top
of a giant bird)
Rach: (Looking at it weird) What is it suppose
to be?
Ross: Tyrannosaurus rex.
Rach: (Laughs) Really? It looks like a turtle
on top of a giant bird.
Ross: (looks at it sad)
Rach: Oh. Sorry.
Ross: (smiles at her) So let me see yours.
Rach: Ok. (She so him a picture of a clouds)
Ross: (sarcastically) Wow what beautiful
clouds.
Rach: Hey at least they are better then
you turtle-bird. (Laughs)
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh so funny (takes his
paintbrush and wipes it across her forehead.
Rach: Hey!
(She takes her paintbrush and wipes it across
his face. He grabs it from her and throws
it. Then he takes some paint in his hands
and hurls it at her. She turns this red
color and starts grabbing paint and throwing
it at him until it turns into a paint war.)
(Later: Ross and Rachel are washing themselves
with a hoe on the side of the pavilion.)
Rach: I can’t believe what you did to me
this was a very expensive shirt.
Ross: (sarcastic) I am so sorry about that.
(Laughs)
Rach: Yeah right.
Ross: But come on it was fun.
Rach: No it wasn’t. I was far from fun.
Being painted is not my definition of fun.
Ross: (smiles) You know it was fun you just
can’t admit it.
Rach: (smiles) Ok it was a little fun.
Ross: Yeah it was!
Rach: (Rolls her eyes)
Ross: We better hurry up because opening
day celebration is going to start at 6 and
it is 5:30.
Rach: Ok.
(The go on cleaning themselves while talking)
[Scene: Mon and Rach’s cabin]
(Monica and Phoebe are there just getting
ready to leave)
Mon: I wonder were Rach went I feel bad
for leaving her…you know.
Pho: Yeah.
Mon: Maybe she went off with some other
girls.
Pho: Yeah. She is a big girl she will find
her way back to us.
Mon: Yeah let’s go.
(They are about to walk out when they see
Rachel and Ross walking toward the cabin.)
Pho: I wonder why she is with him.
Mon: Yeah I would like to know too. Quick
hide.
(They hide. Monica goes on the other side
of the other set of bunk beds and Phoebe
hides in one of the closets.)
(Ross and Rachel walk in talking)
Rach: Ross I just need to get changed and
then we can go, so will you wait for me.
Ross: Ok, but I am only giving you five
minutes.
Rach: Ok (smiles at him) thanks.
(She goes into the bathroom and he sits
on one of the beds. They are still talking)
Rach: (o.s.) Do you think it is going to
be cold?
Ross: No.
Rach: (o.s.) Ok. By the way thanks for being
with me today.
Ross: No problem. Besides, who wouldn’t
want to spend the day with you?
(Cuts to Rachel in the bathroom smiling
in the mirror)
(Cuts back to Ross He looks around at what
the girls have in their room. He stands
up and puts his hand on the bedpost to lean,
and he feels something on his hand, which
is a bra. He looks at his hand and sees
it. He panics. Monica and Phoebe see it
all and are trying hard not to laugh. Ross
throws it off and it lands right at Rachel’s
feet as she is walking out of the bathroom.
He gets this scared face, she does not see
the bra and walks right over it. Ross sighs
in relief.)
Rach: I am ready.
Ross: Ok let’s…let’s go.
(They walk out. Monica and Phoebe come from
their hiding places)
Pho: (Laughing) Did you see Ross?
Mon: (laughs) Yeah. (Turns serious) I wonder
what is going on with those two.
Pho: Maybe they are plotting something mischievous
to do to us.
Mon: Yeah right. Let’s just go, I will see
what they are up to later.
(They leave also)
[Scene: A huge camp meeting]
(We see like a bunch of kids seated around
a stage like thing, with people on stage
talking)
Announcer: All right welcome to opening
day at Camp Cucamonga. This is going to
be a very exciting camp year.
We have all sorts of day to day activities
for you such as: swimming, canoeing, painting,
horseback riding, walks, mountain climbing,
scavenger hunts, sports, paintball, trips
to go shopping, camp outs in the woods,
campfire meetings and more for you. This
is going to be excellent, and of course
the annual Cucamonga Games and Dance which
kicks off the back to school celebration.
(All the kids cheer)
Announcer: So the consolers and myself are
going to make this the best camp ever. Thank-you
for listening.
Now I am going to let you kids enjoy opening
ceremony so let the party begin. There is
food and entertainment.
(All the kids cheer again)
(We then go through the crowd and find Ross
with Matt getting drinks)
Matt: Hey man how is it going with the Little
Princess?
Ross: Man I have this in the bucket already
be prepared to back down from your rein
as Captain.
Matt: Sure.
Ross: Just warning you. I got to go man
she is waiting for me.
(Ross walks back over to where Rachel is
waiting for him, she smiles when she sees
him coming and he hands her a drink, and
also smiles at her)
Rach: Thanks. (Gestures to the drinks)
Ross: You are very welcome. (Smiles)
Rach: Well this should be an interesting
camp, don’t you think.
Ross: Yeah.
(The rest of the rest of the gang is coming
to join them.)
Mon: Hey Rach, Where have you been all day
I have been looking for you?
Rach: Oh sorry, I was with Ross. We were
painting. (Ross and her laugh)
Pho: Why would you go painting, this is
camp.
Ross: Hey! It was fun and messy.
Mon: Sure. So what have you and Joey been
up to Chandler?
(Chandler and Joey look at each other)
Chan: Not much just hanging around.
Joey: (Not too sure of himself) Yeah just
hanging.
Mon: Interesting. (Just looks at them) Anyways
what do you guys want to do now?
Pho: Oh, let’s go play the night games.
Rach: Pheebs, what are the night games?
Pho: You know the night games like, freeze
tag, hide&seek in the dark (Stresses
it) You know the Night Games.
Mon: Oh that, don’t you think it is kinda
kiddish.
Pho: No everyone plays them you guys just
go to sleep to early.
Rach: No we don’t. We go to sleep around
1 AM.
Joey: Whoa that is way to early for the
night games.
Ross: Ok we will play. When do they start?
Pho: At 1:30 a.m. so be prepared. (Starts
making ghost noises)
Mon: Ok, but what do we do right now?
Joey: I don’t know about you guys but I
am getting someone of this food before they
find out I didn’t pay for it.
(Chandler looks at Joey like “you idiot”)
Ross: Joey it is free food man.
Joey: Well if that is the case. Bye.
(He leaves running. The rest just laugh)
Chan: Ok, what do you guys want to do?
Mon: Let’s go mingle with people.
All: Ok
(They all walk off and start talking to
different people)
[Scene: outside]
(It is in the middle of a hide and seek
game, so everyone is trying to find places
to hide. There are about 30 people playing.
Phoebe is hiding under a bench, Monica and
Rachel are barely hiding, but think they
have the best spots and Chandler and Ross
are hiding behind trees. Joey is it, what
are the oddsJ, we go over to Monica and
Rachel)
Mon: I wish he would hurry up it is 2 o’clock.
He has been it for an hour and a half.
Rach: I know I can barely keep my eyes open.
Mon: (Yells loud) Joey you don’t have to
count to a hundred just come on.
(Rachel starts laughing. Then Joey stops
counting and comes after everyone. (Author:
This now is going to be in slow motion)
He is chancing people, but they all get
to base. Now it is only the gang left to
catch. Joey spots Phoebe and sees she running
toward base he goes after her, but she keeps
running in circles and he gets tired. Then
he sees Monica and Rachel making a break
for it, so he goes after them. Monica screams
when she realizes he is chasing her and
grabs Rachel’s hand and pulls her so they
can both make it to base, but as they are
running Joey trips over a tree branch and
they make it to base.
Ross and Chandler are the last two so they
decide to split up. Ross runs out first
and Joey spots him so he gets off the ground
and starts going for him, then Chandler
comes out and Joey sees him so he starts
to get confused and goes after Chandler
since he is slower. But then Ross as Joey
is running for Chandler comes over and sticks
his foot out and trips him so Ross and Chandler
run to base, and everyone congratulates
them. Joey still on the ground starts crying
cause he is it…AGAIN.)
(This is in slow motion also) Now it is
3 o’clock and they are playing freeze tag.
There are lots of people stuck in different
positions it looks really funny. Monica
is frozen and Ross comes along and tags
her and she gets up and starts running to
find people to unfreeze. Joey is running
from Rachel. Rachel is running from Chandler,
who is it. Phoebe is going along untagging
people. Joey is running and he falls and
then Rachel comes colliding into him falling
on him. Chandler sees them down and goes
after them he tags them both and they are
frozen on top of each other. Chandler starts
laughing and goes on chasing people. Ross
sees Rachel and Joey and goes unfreeze Rachel
and pulls her along with him leaving Joey
in a funny position on the ground. Monica
comes along and unfreezes Joey and the run
some more.)
Time Lapses
(After the game Ross is walking Monica and
Rachel back to their cabin)
Mon: Ross you know you didn’t have to walk
us back here.
Ross: I know, but I wanted to.
(They get at the cabin door)
Mon: Well here we are bye.
Ross: (mocking her) Bye.
(She looks at Rachel)
Mon: Aren’t you coming in?
Rach: Uh..Yeah.. One sec.
Mon: Ok.
Ross: Bye. (Waves to her)
(She goes inside)
Ross: So…
Rach: So…I-I wanted to thank-you again for
staying with me today it was really sweet
and you didn’t have to but you did.
Ross: (smiles sweetly at her) Well I wanted
to and I had a great time. It was fun.
Rach: Well ok goodnight.
Ross: Yeah night.
(She goes inside)
Ross: This is going to be great
(He smiles and walks off)
[Scene: Morning: Cafeteria]
(The gang minus Rachel and Monica are sitting
at a table eating and talking. Monica and
Rachel come in and walk over to get food
and go and sit down. I love clothes so I
am going to tell you what they are wearing.
Monica is wearing denim shorts with a white
tank and a button up orange shirt with blue
sandals. Rachel is wear a pink tub top and
denim shorts with pink sandals. Anyway back
to the fic.)
Mon: Good morning everyone.
All: Hey/ Morning/ ect.
Ross: Ok now that you guys are here. We
have decided that we should go water skiing.
Chan: Yeah, and sorry we decided without
you, but we were thinking of you.
Mon: Ok I am fine with that. What about
you Rach?
Rach: I don’t know maybe I….
Ross: (Cutting her) Come on Rach it will
be fun (Smiles at her)
Rach: (Smiles back) Ok.
Pho: Ok good then it is settle we go skiing.
Joey: When are we going, cause you know
they say you shouldn’t swim right after
you eat.
Ross: Well we will wait a little while then
go ok.
All: Ok.
Ross: Oh, uh excuse me. (He gets up and
we follow him over to the table with Matt
and Brett.)
Brett: Hey man, how is it going today?
Ross: I told you I already won the bet.
Matt: Sure man. So anyway what are you doing
today?
Ross: Oh, I am going water skiing with the
guys.
Brett: sounds fun.
Ross: You guys can come if you want, Joey’s
cousin is a consular and he has a speed
boat and is letting us borrow it, so come
along the guys won’t mind.
Matt: Sure we will come we have nothing
to do.
Ross: Ok come on.
(They get up and go back to the gang)
Ross: Uh guys it is ok if Matt and Brett
come, right.
Mon: Yeah sure!
[Scene: The boat]
(It is a nice size boat and the gang is
somewhere out on the lake. The lake is very
big it goes into the city, but they are
not that far out. They are just riding around
Phoebe and Chandler are taking their turns
skiing. Joey is driving and talking to Ross.
Monica and Brett are flirting and Matt is
trying to flirt with Rachel.)
Ross: So you think it is a romantic movie?
Matt: Oh yeah, I watched it three times.
Rach: I watched it about a thousand times.
Matt: Well three is a thousand in guy times.
(Rachel laughs)
Rach: I guess.
Matt: So you are a romance girl. (Pokes
her in the stomach)
(She laughs. Ross sees this and comes out
of the captains room)
Ross: Hey!
Rach: Hey Ross.
Matt: Hey man.
Ross: (To Matt) Can I talk to you man.
Matt: Sure.
(They walk away)
Ross: (upset) Man what are you doing?
Matt: (sly) Talking to Rachel.
Ross: Why man?
Matt: I thought maybe you needed some competition.
Ross: No thanks man.
Matt: You can’t stop me.
(He walks away. Ross walks after him toward
Rachel)
Ross: Hey Rach let’s take our turn.
Rach: Ok. Sure.
(They go and put on life jackets and go
for their turn. Meanwhile Monica is getting
it on with Brett.)
Mon: So you want to go together for a ride
Brett: Sure.
Mon: You are different for Matt.
Brett: (smiles) Yeah. How so?
Mon: Well you aren’t rude, you are nice,
and I like that.
Brett: I am glad.
Mon: Me too. Come on let’s go before we
go back to shore.
(They leave back)
[Scene: Montage]
(They are eating dinner Monica is flirting
with Brett. Joey is stuffing his face. Chandler
and Phoebe are talking. Ross is talking
to Rachel, and Matt is interfering. We see
Ross flirting with Rachel them having a
great time together.)
(Ross is with Rachel on a Go Cart flying
around really fast scaring her)
(We see the gang playing Paintball. Joey
and Rachel get out first with paint all
over them)
(We see Joey and Chandler planning stuff.)
(Monica is making out with Brett.)
(Phoebe playing her Guitar and the gang
sings)
(The gang swimming. Ross and Rachel are
splashing and dunking each other. Joey looks
like he is drowning.)
(The gang going mountain climbing. Chandler
is breathing hard, and Monica almost falls
down)
(Ross and Rachel spending a lot of time
together, and even holding hands, laughing)
(One Week later)
[Scene: On the docks]
(The gang including Matt and Brett are all
sitting on the docks hanging. Monica and
Brett seem to be having a very good time.
Ross and Rachel are close but are friendly
about it. Chandler and Joey are whispering
and Phoebe has on a headset, and Matt is
tanning)
(Ross and Rachel – Ross is kinda touching
Rachel but no one else notices. She is trying
to make him stop.)
Rach: Ross stop!
Ross: Stop what?
Rach: Touching me. The guys are around.
Ross: So what. They are not watching.
Rach: You are so full of it.
Ross: Nahuh.
Rach: uh huh.
Ross: Ok I will stop. (Kisses her cheek
really quick)
(Chandler and Joey)
Chan: Alright man I got everything that
we need.
Joey: Great so we are all done with the
planning, because I am missing out on all
the girlies here.
Chan: Oh whatever.
Joey: Have you found someone to take to
the dance?
Chan: No. I think I will go stag.
Joey: I am taking Pheebs.
Chan: (sarcastic) You’re a lucky man, treat
her well.
(Monica and Brett come over to all of them)
Mon: Guys the lunch bells sounded so, are
we going to head over there?
Pho: Yeah.
Mon: Ok.
Rach: Oh I need to change first I am still
wet from when Ross through me in.
Ross: Yeah I am wet too.
Mon: Ok change and we will see you there.
R/R: OK.
(They leave)
[Scene: In Ross’s Cabin]
Ross: Ok now I have to get changed.
Rach: Ok.
(She sits on the bed and waits for him to
come out. He comes out and she stands up
and smiles)
Ross: What?
Rach: Nothing.
(He approaches her)
Ross: So I have been thinking…(puts his
arms around her waist)
Rach: About what? (Puts hers around him)
Ross: You and I. Us.
Rach: (smiling) Yes?
Ross: Well you know how close we have been
lately? (Kisses her nose)
Rach: (nods) uh huh. (Kisses his lips)
Ross: So I was thinking do you want to,
be with me?
Rach: I thought I was already with you.
Ross: I mean like an official couple.
Rach: What would happen if we were and official
couple that is already not happening now?
Ross: Well you would be my girlfriend.
Rach: Oh, well uh yeah. I would like that.
A lot.
Ross: Me too.
Rach: Ok. So now we are an official couple.
I don’t feel any different.
Ross: I do (he leans in and kisses her and
they fall on his bed)
(NOTE: They are just fooling around don’t
get to serious about it)
[Scene: Outside after lunch]
(We see Ross and Rachel walking hand in
hand walking and talking)
Ross: So are you sure you don’t want to
tell people yet?
Rach: I mean I would love to tell people,
but not now.
Ross: Why?
Rach: Because (pauses) never mind.
Ross: No, tell me.
Rach: It’s nothing Ross, I just don’t want
to tell them or anyone yet. Please?
Ross: Ok. Sorry.
(He stops her and makes her look at him
and grabs her other hand so they are close
to each other)
Ross: I’m sorry.
Rach: (looks up at him) I know.
Ross: Are you mad?
Rach: No.
Ross: Upset? Sad?
Rach: No, I am fine. Ok.
Ross: Ok.
(He kisses her and they keep walking)
Ross: Do you want to find the others?
Rach: Yeah, I guess. They will be wondering
where we went.
Ross: Yeah, I mean how long does it take
to go get changed. (They laugh)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s cabin]
(It is nighttime all you can see are two
figures really close together. Zoom in and
see Ross and Rachel kissing. It is really
intense. Rachel breaks and they look at
each other.)
Rach: Ok well I have to go inside.
Ross: Ok, Listen I had a really great time
today Rach.
Rach: (Smiles) Me too.
Ross: Well let’s do it again sometime, say
tomorrow.
Rach: Sure. (Smiles at him and he leans
in for one more goodnight kiss.)
Rach: (Breaking) Ok night.
Ross: Goodnight. (He walks away)
(Rachel goes into her the cabin smiling.
She finds Monica right in front of her.
She jumps.)
Rach: Ah! (Whispering) Monica what are you
doing?
Mon: (whispering) That should be my question?
(OK they will be whispering until I say)
Rach: What?
Mon: Why were you outside with my brother
and kissing him?
Rach: Huh? Mon what are you talking about?
Mon: Oh my god, don’t try to lie Rach I
was looking out the window. What is going
on with you two?
Rach: (lying) Nothing.
Mon: (sarcastic) Oh right and I like Joey.
(Serious) Are you two a couple?
Rach: (smiles) Well sorta.
Mon: Oh my god!!!!! Why didn’t you tell
me!!
Rach: Monica calm down. We haven’t told
anyone yet.
Mon: Why?
Rach: (looks uncomfortable) Because, I don’t
I-I…everyone will be all “Oh she is just
going out with him because he is cute now.”
Mon: What?! Rach! No one will be like that.
Rach: Yes they will and I don’t want Ross
to think that, because I really like him
and want to be with him. He is so sweet,
smart, funny, and gentle not to mention
sexy. But people-
Mon: (cutting her) Who cares what everyone
thinks you guys like each other.
Rach: Yeah, I guess.
Mon: So how long have you two been a couple,
and am I the first to know?
Rach: Well we were an exclusive couple last
week Friday after we went swimming, and
yeah you are the first to know.
Mon: (excited) Really?! Wait Friday is that
when you guys left and went on a walk?
Rach: (smiling) Yeah. We were just talking
last week we made it official Friday.
Mon: (excited) Yeah my best friend and my
brother how cute!
Rach: Yeah, but I am sleepy so I am going
to bed just don’t tell anyone.
Mon: Ok nighty night Rachie.
Rach: night Monni.
(Morning)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s cabin]
(Ross, Monica, and Rachel are there Rachel
is packing and Monica is yelling at her
while Ross just sits back and watches)
Mon: I told you this on Saturday. I told
you to start packing!
Rach: Mon I got it I am…
Mon: (cuts her) You never listen to me I
am always telling you what to do!
Rach: Monica I-
Mon: (cuts her again) I have to be like
your brain, because you don’t use yours!
Rach: Monica! (Grabs her and shakes her)
I got it. I am sorry ok I will listen next
time!
Mon: (calm) Thank-you.
Ross: (laughing) That was funny.
Rach: Shut up (hits him playfully)
Ross: Hey! That hurt.
Mon: (sarcastic) Right. So Ross I know about
you.
(Ross looks at Rachel)
Ross: What?
Mon: Yep I know.
Ross: (to Rachel) I thought we weren’t telling
anyone?
Rach: We aren’t she found out herself. She
saw you kiss me last night.
Ross: Oh.
Mon: I am sooo happy for you guys.
Ross: Thanks.
Mon: I mean who would have thought my big
brother and my best friend. (Emotional)
I think I am going to cry.
(Ross smiles and puts his arm around Rachel)
Ross: Ok, but we better get going or we
will get left.
Rach: Ok.
(They leave)
[Scene: The Woods]
(The gang is close together all with their
knapsacks on. They are walking to their
campsite.)
Chan: Ow I feel my lings collapsing.
Mon: Chandler you are such a wuss (Pauses)
Have you been smoking again?
Chan: (lying) No!
Joey: He is right this was a long way away
from camp now we can’t go back.
Ross: Uh Joe I think that was the point.
Pho: I think it is fun we were all cooped
up in the cabins.
Rach: Hey! I liked the cabins there are
to many bugs out here. (Sprays bug spray)
Mon: (coughing) Rach you are going to kill
us.
(They keep walking till they reach their
sites and a consulor speaks up)
Counselor: Ok boys and girls separate. I
want boys to go to my right girls on my
left. Ok boys you will set up your tents
over there (points) and girls over there
(points) No boy is to be in a girls tent
and no girl in a boys am I clear!
(No one says anything) Am I Clear!
All: Yes!
Counselor: Ok. (Yells) Slipped up!
(They all go in different directions. We
follow Monica, Rachel and Phoebe. They well
Monica sets the tent up)
Mon: Ok it is all done.
Rach: Great now we can go swim in the lake.
Pho: How are we going to get changed?
Mon: In the tent Pheebs!
Pho: I mean who is going first?
Rach: I will.
(She goes in while Phoebe and Monica talk)
Pho: So Mon. How are things with you and
Brett?
Mon: Oh yeah we are good. He is great and
he is sweet and a good kisser.
Pho: So you are not on your search anymore?
Mon: No I don’t think I am we might continue
this thing when we get back home.
Pho: (smiles) Ohh wow!
Mon: (giddy) Yeah I know.
Pho: I think it is great. I haven’t found
anything worth my while.
Mon: Oh really.
Pho: Nah.
Mon: Rach?
Rach: Yeah?
Mon: What is taking you so long?
Rach: I can’t decide which bathing suit.
Mon: Urgh! Ok what do they look like?
Rach: One is a top yellow and green top
with matching shorts. One is a multi-blue
two-piece, and the other is a red one piece.
Pho: What kind of person would bring that
many bathing suits?
Mon: (to Phoebe) Rachel. Ok Rach I think
you should go with the blue one ok. Now
hurry up!
Rach: Ok thanks.
(She comes out)
Pho: Finally.
Mon: Ok Pheebs you go next.
(She goes in the tent)
Rach: Ok Mon I am going to find the guys
so meet us down by the lake.
Mon: (smiling) Don’t you mean you are going
to find Ross so meet you two by the lake.
Rach: Yes. No. Look, meet us by the lake
ok.
Mon: Ok bye.
Rach: Bye.
(She leaves at Monica smiles happy for her)
[Scene: The boys tent (a.k.a Ross, Chandler
and Joeys)]
(Ross is on the outside and Rachel comes
by and grabs him and pushes him over in
the trees and kisses him hard. After a minute
or so Ross breaks)
Ross: Hmmm hey you.
Rach: Hey. Sorry to be so brutal.
Ross: It’s ok (Wraps his arms around her
waist) I liked it.
Rach: Oh really?
Ross: Yeah.
Rach: SO are going to be here how long?
Ross: Just today and tomorrow we are going
back to go shopping for the dance. Isn’t
it cool that they are taking us shopping
for clothes for the dance?
Rach: Yeah I guess.
Ross: So are you…uh…going with me?
Rach: (thinks) Uh (smiles) Of course silly.
Ross: Oh good good. (Kisses her again. She
breaks this time taking his hands off her)
Rach: Come on I told Mon we would meet her
by the lake. Where are your swim trunks?
Ross: I am wearing them.
Rach: Oh, breeze uh?
Ross: (laughs) Oh yeah.
Rach: Ah come on. (Drags him away)
(Time Lapse)
[Scene: By a Fire]
(The gang is eating supper)
Mon: I can’t wait to go shopping. I already
know what my dress is going to look like.
Chan: (sarcastic in a girly voice) Ooo me
too. I am going to be bright pink.
(The guys laugh)
Mon: Shut up.
Pho: So, who is everyone going with?
Ross: People. Anyway uh Joey this girl Marissa
from cabin 6 wants you to meet her at the
docks at 1 am tomorrow.
Joey: Oh yeah I have been waiting for her
call.
Chan: How does he do this?
Rach: Aww its ok Chandler. (Rubs his head)
Chan: Right in a hundred years.
Pho: Hey guys I am all done you want to
tell ghost stories?
Mon: Oh yeah I love ghost stories.
Chan: Who is going to start?
Brett: I will I got one.
All: Ok.
Brett: About three years ago {1997} there
was a group of college kids{Jenna,Donald,Eric,&
Amber} going on a camping trip. Eric's parents
owned a log cabin off in the woods about
8 miles from town. Since there was nothing
except woods around that area, they thought
it would be a good idea to stay a weekend
there. Come Friday they all packed up and
started for there weekend of bliss. When
they got to the cabin they sat down and
started to plan what they were going to
do that weekend. It was already late and
starting to get dark so they decided to
talk about it in the morning. Eric and Donald
went out to get firewood so they wouldn't
freeze that night. When they got back Jenna
and Amber swore that they heard something
moving around in the attic. Eric said that
it was probably a rat, and there was nothing
to be scared about. They agreed and went
to bed. That night Jenna started hearing
the same sounds as earlier. (The gang looks
kinda supious) Since Eric and Donald's room
was on the other side of the cabin, she
woke Amber and told her to sit up with her
for while. After about five minutes the
sound came back. It sounded like something
big moving in the attic. They both jumped
up and ran into the boys room. Donald told
them that there just hearing things. Jenna
demanded to sleep with them. so they did.
The next morning they were woke by a police
officer at the front door. The police officer
told them that there was a search warrant
out for an escaped convict from an insane
asylum near by. He told them not to worry
but to be careful and stick together. That
night around a campfire, Donald started
telling scary stories. The girls immediately
became frightened, and begged him to quit.
The boys took their fright to advantage
and started cuddling up with the girls.
They decided to go inside and immediately
they were killed.
Chan: Amateur.
Pho: Ok well it is late so I going to our
cabin.
Mon: Wait where are Ross and Rachel?
(Everyone turns around to find no Ross or
Rachel.)
Joey: Hey lets go find them and scare them.
Chan: Yeah they are probably trying to scare
us lets get them first.
(They all go off looking for Ross and Rachel.
A little ways into the woods they find them
making out on a tree trunk, and Joey screams.
Ross and Rachel break startled and see the
gang. Everyone is shock except Monica)
Pho: Oh my gosh!
Chan: Whoa!
Joey: What is going on here?
Rach: Oh well might as well tell them.
Ross: Ok Rach and I are going out. We are
a couple and have been one since Friday.
(Ross sees Brett looking at him remembering
the bet and smiles)
Mon: I already knew.
Pho: What?! Rachel?
Rach: She saw us kiss I had to tell her.
Pho: Right.
Ross: Ok now that everyone knows can you
please go away?
All: Yeah/sure/whatever/Score!
(They leave and Ross and Rachel go back
to making out)
[Scene: Girls tent]
(Phoebe and Monica are in it about to go
to sleep when they hear Ross and Rachel.
So they open the tent a peek to see)
Ross: Well I guess we can tell everyone
now, if they don’t already know.
Rach: Yeah.
Ross: So after we go shopping come canoeing
with me tomorrow ok.
Rach: Sure.
(Ross kisses her and she breaks)
Ross: Goodnight.
Rach: yeah.
(She goes in her tent and sees Monica and
Phoebe pretending to be sleep)
Rach: Alright you guys I know you aren’t
sleep.
Mon: (acting tired) What? Oh Rachel you
are back.
Rach: Oh whatever. I know you were listening.
(Both Monica and Phoebe sit up happy)
Mon: Yay! Now that Pheebs knows we can talk
about it.
Rach: Ok what do you wan to know.
Pho: How?
Rach: Ok it happened Friday we got together,
but before all of that it happened when
Ross was leaving for LA we talked and I
kind of liked him. H e did not know though.
When we got here Ross and I you know talked
and then it all started. We hung out by
ourselves and he was so sweet, except when
he called me an image, but that was resolved.
Anyway we just got closer and closer and
he kissed me one day and we have been kissing
ever since.
Mon: Wow! I am so happy for you.
Rach: Yeah I finally find a real boyfriend
I can trust. That will talk to me and treat
me well.
Pho: Awwww how sweet.
Rach: Yeah, but Mon what’s with you and
Brett?
Mon: Uh he is sweet and nice. He is nothing
like I thought.
Rach: A jock.
Mon: Yeah but totally opposite.
Rach: Great.
Mon: It may continue at home.
Rach: Oooh. Pheebs who are you with?
Pho: No one. But I am going to the dance
with Joey.
Rach: (sarcastic) Lucky you.
Pho: (serious) I know.
Mon: Ok you guys let’s call it a night.
Rach: Ok night.
Pho: Night.
Mon: Goodnight.
(In the middle of the night we see two figures
walking around on hurries in different directions.
It is Joey and Chandler they are setting
traps everywhere on everyones tents except
theirs)
(Time Lapse - Morning)
(The kids are getting up and some scream
girls and guys are running out of their
tents and falling everywhere. They have
honey and paint and feathers and molasses
on them. When they run out of their tents
some fly into the air and are hung on a
tree by their feet. Some trip and fall over
ropes it is total chaos and Joey and Chandler
are sitting in high trees laughing. People
are crashing into other people’s tents and
knocking them down.)
(Time Lapse)
(Everyone is cleaning up and packing what
is left of their things Joey and Chandler
are spotless and are the first ones ready.
The counselor notices this and questions
them Joey cracks and she leads them off
to the director’s office. The whole camp
is mad at them)
[Scene: The walk back to camp]
(All the gang is together except Chandler,
Joey, and Ross who is with Matt)
Ross: So man Looks like I won this bet.
I get the girl and all that other stuff.
Matt: Man half the bet you have won but
no all of it. You still have to take her
to the dance.
Ross: Well whatever I am still going to
win, I mean she is my girlfriend. I like
her too. I liked her since 9th grade.
Matt: I thought you were never going to
get her.
Ross: Thought wrong Mattie my man, cause
I got already got the girl, and now I am
going to be captain of the football team
and I get to watch you guys humiliate yourselves
in front of the entire camp.
Matt: Whatever.
Ross: I got to go catch up with the guys
see you.
(He walks back to the girls. But there was
this girl behind him watching him suspicious)
(Time Lapse – Back at Camp)
(They get there and get ready and go to
the buses to go to the Mall. Phoebe and
Monica are together and Rachel and Ross
are together. We go to the front of the
bus we see the girl that was watching Ross
whispering something in a girls hear. Her
eyes go big. Back to the guys)
Ross: So I guess I will go with Matt while
you girls go pick out your dresses.
Rach: Ok. So then after we will meet back
at camp by the lake.
Ross: Yes. (Kisses her)
(The bus stops and they all get off. Chandler
and Joey have to go with a counselor on
a count of what they did.
(Time Lapse)
(The girls are around the Mall picking out
numerous dresses and trying them on till
they get the right one. The guys are in
the arcade cause they already found stuff.)
[Scene: Back at camp]
(Monica and Phoebe are sitting in Monica’s
cabin when a girl runs in)
Girl: Hey guys this is urgent!
Mon: What is wrong Shannon?
Shan: Well you know how Ross and Rachel
are going out now.
Pho: Yeah. What’s up?
Shan: Well Debbie from your cabin Phoebe
told me that Jessie Garden told her that
she over heard Ross and Matt Frawlings talking.
Mon: Yeah.
Shan: And she said that they were talking
about a bet.
Pho: What was the bet?
Shan: Well Ross made a bet with Matt saying
he could get any girl since he has changed
and all.
Mon: Yeah so…
Shan: So Matt said Rachel and if Ross wins
the bet he gets Matt’s spot as captain of
the football team and Matt and Brett have
to jump in the lake naked.
Pho: So you mean Ross is just using Rachel.
That is not like him.
Mon: Maybe all this attention was not good
for him. (Pauses) Wait a minute did you
say Matt and Brett?
Shan: Yeah.
Mon: What does Brett have to do with anything?
Shan: Apparently he is apart of the bet
also.
Pho: Oh no.
Shan: But the bet is not over Ross still
has to take Rachel to the dance.
Mon: (very upset not only for Brett but
at Ross) I cannot believe Ross would do
that. Rachel actually likes him a lot.
Pho: Oh I am going to kill them.
Mon: I am going to kill Brett then Ross.
Shan: It is sad.
Mon: I don’t want to tell Rach. She has
been heartbroken like all year her parents
split up her boyfriend broke up with her
before school prom to go with her other
friend. Her other boyfriend told half his
class he slept with her and her sisters
are being pains. This is going to rip her
apart cause she really like Ross. Urgh I
am so mad. She is out with him right now
thinking he is the best boyfriend in the
world.
Pho: You know we have to tell her right.
(No answer) Right Mon?!!
Mon: Yeah ok I will tell her.
[Scene: the canoe]
(Ross is rowing and Rachel is leaned back
on him)
Rach: This is so great.
Ross: Really.
Rach: Yeah. You are the best boyfriend and
friend. You are not trying to take advantage
or me or lying to me. You are the best.
(She turns around and kisses him then turns
back around. He looks down and make a sad
face then looks back up)
Ross: Rach?
Rach: Umm.
Ross: I really like you. I liked you before
I left and years before that.
Rach: Really?
Ross: Yeah.
Rach: Why did you never tell me?
Ross: Because I thought you only liked Jocks
and stuff.
Rach: Well ok I know I was superficial for
a while but as this year was ending I realized
it was all fake. You didn’t notice I was
nicer.
Ross: Well I just left you alone cause the
other years you never wanted to be bothered
with me.]
Rach: Awww I am sorry. (Turns around and
hugs him) If it makes it any better I started
liking you before you left.
Ross: When?
Rach: Remember that day we talked.
Ross: Oh.
Rach: Yeah, but then you left so..
Ross: OH I am sorry I left.
Rach: No, it’s fine. Everything is fine
now. (Pauses) Ross?
Ross: Yeah?
Rach: I love you.
Ross: (pauses and smiles) I love you too.
(She kisses him again and they stay that
way, just kissing in the middle of the lake.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s cabin]
(Shannon is now gone and Monica an Phoebe
are trying to figure out a way to tell Rachel)
Mon: Man this sucks I don’t want to do this.
Pho: Mon come I don’t want to tell her.
Besides you are her best friend.
Mon: You are too.
Pho: You are more of one than I am.
Mon: True.
Pho: And plus he is your brother.
Mon: Fine I will.
Pho: Good.
Mon: I am just so mad at Ross and Matt and
Brett.
Pho: What is going to happen to you and
Brett.
Mon: I don’t know.
(Just then Ross and Rachel walk in laughing)
Rach: Oh hey guys,
M/P: Hey Rach/hi
(They stare madly at Ross)
Ross: What’s up guys?
Mon: Nothing.
Pho: Nothing. (Pauses) I am going to go.
(She leaves in a hurry)
Rach: what is with her?
Mon: I don’t know.
Ross: Oh well. Listen Rach I am going to
go meet you at the cafeteria.
Rach: (kisses him quick) Ok.
Ross: Bye.
Rach: Bye.
(He leaves. Rachel falls on one of the beds.
Monica looks worried.)
Mon: Ok. Rach?
(She sits up)
Rach: Yes Mon?
Mon: I need to tell you something. You are
going to want to sit down.
Rach: Mon I am sitting down.
Mon: Oh well then ok. (to herself) Breathe
Mon breath.
Rach: What Mon. Oh Ross told me he loves
me. Isn’t that great. (Hugs her)
Mon: (feeling sorry for her) Yeah. Great.
Rach: (breaking the hug) Oh what is wrong
Mon? Is it Brett?
Mon: No. Well yes but not only him.
Rach: What?
Mon: Ok listen Shannon told me that Debbie
told her that Jessie Garden told her that
she overheard Ross talking to Matt and she
said that they said that Ross bet with Matt
that he could get any girl since he has
changed and all, and so Matt bet him that
he couldn’t get you. (Rachel starts getting
teary eyed and so does Monica) So if Ross
gets you, which he already did and takes
you to the dance, he wins. He gets to be
football team captain and Matt and Brett
have to jump in the lake naked.
Rach: (crying softly) What?
Mon: I know.
Rach: I don’t believe this. Ross would never
do that.
Mon: I thought that to but…
Rach: (crying still) Oh my god. He (starts
hyperventilating) that…that jerk!
Mon: Rachel calm down.
Rach: (very angry) No! He I told him I loved
him. I told him he was the best boyfriend
ever. He lied.
(She stands up and storms out of the cabin
running. Monica follows her)
[Scene: Cafeteria]
(All the guys are there including Joey and
Chandler they are on probation. Phoebe is
there too. Rachel all of a
Sudden comes in and goes over to them follow
by Monica.)
Ross: Sweetie.
Rach: You jerk. (She takes his tray of food,
which is hot spaghetti and pours it into
his lap and does the same to Brett and Matt.
She turns and starts to leave. Ross gets
up and follows her and grabs her just before
he reaches the door.)
Ross: Rach!
(She turns around and slaps him hard in
the face he lets go and grabs his face bending
a little. BTW all eyes and ears are on them)
Rach: (really loud) I was a Bet! (Hits him
as she says this) I was a stupid bet! God
Ross!
(She leaves the cafeteria and he follows
her and Monica follows him. He catches her
they are outside)
Ross: Rachel come on.
Rach: No! Ross you lied to me! I mean how
could you! You-I I poured my heart out to
you! I told you about all the horrible boyfriends!
I told you I loved you! Yet you still do
this. You played along with it! I trusted
you!
Ross: I know Rach I love you. I liked you
before all this.
Rach: Then why did you do it!
Ross: I t was a stupid mistake.
Rach: How can you make that kind of mistake
when you care about a person!
Ross: Rach it was stupid I wasn’t thinking.
Rach: No! You were thinking you were thinking
about being captain. You were picking up
that jock ego thing. I can’t believe you!
I can’t believe I fell for this. I can’t
believe you would do something so mean and
hurtful. (Starts crying)
Ross: Rach I wouldn’t do anything to hurt
you.
Rach: Oh then why didn’t you break the bet
if you liked me?
Ross: I don’t know.
Rach: Yes you do. It’s because you wanted
to be one of them. They are stupid arrogant
pigs, and you are too. I hate you Ross.
Ross: No Rach! I am sorry. I was stupid
to do it. I wasn’t thinking. Rach I really
love you.
Rach: No you don’t you are just like all
the rest of them. The sad thing is this
has not only ruined our relationship, but
I don’t think I can be your friend after
this.
Ross: Rach come on please?
Rach: No Ross.
(She runs to her cabin leaving Ross there.
Monica comes behind him and slaps him across
the head and kicks him)
Mon: You are a jerk, and I am sorry to say
you are my brother.
Ross: Mon tell her I am so sorry please.
Mon: (softly) I will.
(Back at Rachel’s cabin she is crying her
eyes out on Monica’s bed. Monica comes in
and rubs her back)
Mon: He said he was sorry.
Rach: (softly) I know.
Mon: You should go to sleep.
Rach: Ok.
Mon: Night.
(She leaves)
[Scene: The bleachers]
(Monica is there with Brett)
Mon: I don’t think we should be together
anymore.
Brett: Why?
Mon: Because of what you did. You guys hurt
Rachel she has been through a lot.
Brett: I hardly did anything.
Mon: You were in on the bet.
Brett: So?
Mon: So I think this is over.
Brett: I am sorry it is.
Mon: Me too.
(He gets up and leaves. Chandler walks over
and sits down)
Chan: Hey.
Mon: Oh hey.
Chan: Did you call it quits?
Mon: Yeah. I can’t believe what has happen.
Chan: Yeah me either. Ross would never do
something like this. You see what peer pressure
does.
Mon: (laughs a little.) I needed that. So
I see you and Joey pulled of a great prank.
Chan: Yeah. My work her is done.
Mon: Nice work, but you didn’t have to get
me.
Chan: Sorry we had to. But we got caught.
Mon: Well now your names will go down in
history.
Chan: Yeah. (Pauses) Do you think this will
get better in a couple of days?
Mon: I don’t know. I hope so.
Chan: Yeah me too. They made a cute couple.
Mon: Yeah.
Chan: So are you going to play the tournament
games?
Mon: Depends on how everything is maybe.
Chan: Cool.
Mon: Yeah well I got to go back to check
on Rach. But thanks Chandler you cheered
me up a little. (Kisses his cheek)
Chan: Anytime.
(She leaves)
(Morning)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s]
(Rachel is waking up to find Phoebe and
Monica talking)
Pho: I t is so das they were a cute couple.
Mon: Yeah, but what Ross did was horrible.
Pho: Yeah. But whoa did she flip out yesterday.
Mon: Well she was mad and hurt. She really
trusted him. She has been through a lot.
Pho: Yeah, but I think Ross rally did like
her, but he just did something stupid.
(Rachel starts moving to make them think
she just woke up. Her eyes are all red.)
Mon: Oh hey sweetie how are you feeling?
Rach: (softly) I don’t know.
Pho: We brought you food.
Rach: I am not hungry.
Mon: Rach you need to eat you didn’t eat
dinner last night.
Rach: Not now Mon!
Mon: Ok sorry. So what do you want to do
today?
(She doesn’t answer)
Pho: Aww Rach it will be ok soon.
(Rachel starts crying)
Mon: Pheebs!
Pho: Sorry.
Rach: It’s ok Pheebs I am alright, I guess.
Mon: Do you want to stay in here? We will
stay with you.
Rach: No don’t stop from having fun because
of me.
Mon: It is alright sweetie.
Pho: Are you going to play in the tournament
games?
Rach: Probably not.
Pho: Come on you can’t stay trapped in here
forever.
Rach: I won’t (tries to smile at them)
[Scene: Montage of the next three days]
(The gang looks depressed they are hardly
talking)
(Ross tries to talk to Rachel but she ignores
him)
(Monica and Phoebe are trying to comfort
Rachel)
(Chandler and Joey are trying to comfort
Ross)
(Matt telling Ross he loss)
(Chandler and Joey hitting on girls)
[Scene: Cafeteria]
(It is the day before the dance. It is the
day of the tournament. The gang except Monica
and Rachel are in the cafeteria and look
better. Then Monica and Rachel come in.
Rachel spots the gang but sees Ross so she
goes to an empty table. Monica looks at
the gang but goes with Rachel.)
Rach: Mon you didn’t have to come with me.
Mon: Come on Rach I didn’t want to leave
you alone.
Rach: Mon I am fine.
Mon: Are you going to play the games?
Rach: Maybe.
Mon: Are you going to the dance?
Rach: I don’t think so.
Mon: At least you are better than a few
days ago.
(Phoebe comes over)
Pho: Hey guys come sit with us.
Mon: Were fine.
Pho: Come on this has got to end. Us being
split up like this is not going to help.
Come on Now!
(She grabs Rachel and Monica follows with
a smile. They walk over to the guys. Ross
looks at Rachel, but she looks in a different
direction. Phoebe pushes her down and her
and Monica sit. So it is like this one side
is Ross, Chandler, AND Joey. Other is Phoebe,
Monica then Rachel. Ross is still staring
at her)
Chan: (trying to break the tension) So uh
hey Rach.
Joey: Yeah hey
Rach: (quietly nervous) Hi.
Chan: How are you doing?
Rach: Fine.
Chan: Good.
Joey: Uh Rach we need another person on
our team will you do it?
Rach: Who is uh, who is on your team?
Joey: Mon, Pheebs, Me, Chandler, and uh
Ross.
Rach: (She looks at Ross quickly) I uh I-I
(Monica elbows her hard) Sure! (Gives Monica
and evil look)
Mon: Good then it is settle all we need
is a name.
Pho: What do you guys think of “Friends”?
Mon: What?
Pho: That is what our name should be.
Mon: Oh (thinks) Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
Rach: Why should we have a name that is
lying about us?
Chan: What do you mean?
Rach: Well (looks at Ross) we are not all
friends.
Ross: Rach I said I am so sorry.
Rach: (sarcastic) That’s great.
Ross: I-
Pho: (cutting them) Ok! So “Friends” it
is, let’s go.
[Scene: Out in the field]
(The gang is getting ready. They are in
sports clothes. Monica is directing everything.)
Mon: Ok we are playing 8 games. I will read
the list. The Long Jump, 500-meter run,
Javelin throw, sack race/wheelbarrow, Basketball
game, Volleyball game, and the relay course.
Ok Rach you do the jump. I’ll do the run,
and Ross does the throwing and we’ll pick
partners for the other stuff.
(Rachel does the jump and gets 3rd. Monica
does the run and gets 1st. Ross throws and
gets 1st. Now it is the wheelbarrow and
sack race.)
Mon: Ok Chandler’s my partner.
Pho: Joey’s mine.
(Ross looks at Rachel)
Ross: I guess that leaves us.
Rach: Mon?
Mon: Rach come on we need the guys to carry
us.
Rach: (upset) Fine!
Mon: Ok. Break!
(They all get with their partners and the
girls get on the ground. After the game
Rachel gets off the ground and walks away
from Ross he looks down. Next is the sack
race. Monica and Rachel team and win 3rd.
Then the Basketball game they loose. The
volleyball games goes well and they win
2nd. The Relay race is up and they do a
funny job. Phoebe is the starter she has
to crawl through six tunnels and she gets
stuck in the last one but still tags Joey.
Joey runs to a wall and has to walk up it
on a rope. He does but keeps falling down.
He finally gets over it, but falls on the
ground and Monica tags him and she does
the Monkey bars successfully she then tags
Chandler and he hops through a bunch of
tires but falls and tags Rachel anyway.
She jumps in the lake and swims to Ross.
She lightly tags him and he looks at her,
but then starts’ running at the end of his
run the gang is there and they win 2nd place.
They cheer and hug. Well not all of them.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s cabin]
(It is the day of the dance. Monica and
Phoebe are getting ready in the cabin while
Rachel is helping them. She is doing Monica’s
hair)
Mon: Rach please come. You bought that beautiful
dress don’t let some guy ruin this.
Rach: Mon I already told you no matter what
I am not going.
Mon: Why not he did this not you. You should
come it will be fun.
Rach: I don’t have a date.
Mon: Me either.
Rach: Mon you are going with Chandler.
Mon: But not as a date. He will probably
go hit on other girls. Come on!
Rach: No!
(Phoebe walks in she is wearing a yellow
sleeveless dress it poufs out a little.
Oh and Monica is wear a purple sleeveless
short dress.)
Rach: Aww Pheebs you looks beautiful.
Pho: I know. (Pauses) Rachel?!
Rach: (alarmed) What?!
PhO: (screaming) Where is your dress. I
have been on the bathroom for an hour and
you are still not dress.
Rach: Pheebs calm down. I am not going.
Pho: huh. Why not?
Rach: Pheebs I already told you I don’t
want to go!
Pho: Ok. Fine.
(The guys as in Chandler and Joey walk in)
Chan: Howdy folks.
Mon: Hey.
Joey: Are you guys ready?
Pho: Yeah.
Mon: Rach are you done?
Rach: Yeah.
Chan: Ok then.
Rach: Oh uh Chandler is uh Ross going?
Chan: Yeah we finally convinced him to come.
He is just now getting dressed.
Rach: (sad) Oh.
Mon: Sweetie will you be alright?
Rach: Yes (hugs Monica) Now have fun.
All: Ok/ Bye Rach/ See ya.
(They leave. Rachel just lays on Monica’s
bed thinking. Then she gets up and goes
into the bathroom. When she comes out she
is wearing a sky-blue long sleeveless dress,
her hair is half up, half down. She looks
at herself in the mirror picks up something
and leaves.)
[Scene: The Dance]
(We see everyone there and lots of other
people everyone is having a good time. Rachel
walks in and looks for someone. She finally
spots Ross, he is dancing with some girl
and he is just pulling out of a kiss with
her and sees Rachel, She gets this sad and
hurt look on her face and runs out of the
dance. Ross follows her knowing what she
is thinking. Rachel she runs out and stops
on the dock by the water. Ross slowly approaches
her.)
Ross: Rach?
Rach: (crying) Ross leave me alone.
Ross: No Rach, I won’t I want you to talk
to me.
Rach; No Ross!
Ross: Rach in there what you saw it is not
what you think. I didn’t kiss her she kissed
me I pulled back immediately.
Rach: Right Ross.
Ross; Rach I am telling the truth!
Rach: Why are you telling me this I don’t
even care? You are not my boyfriend. I don’t
care if you kiss someone else! I came in
there to tell you I was sorry. But you-you
just move right along don’t you.
Ross; Rach look I am sorry ok. What I did
was horribly wrong. I-I don’t even know
why I did it.
Rach: I still can’t’ believe you would do
something like that. That hurts Ross and
you still did it after I told you about
all those other guys that hurt me.
Ross; I know and I am so so so sorry. Come
please forgive me be my friend?
Rach: (smiles) Can I be your girlfriend
instead?
Ross; Yeah I like that better. (Kisses her
and then breaks) Oh I forgot here.
(He gives her a white rose thing that she
can tie around her wrist)
Rach: Awww thanks. I got you one too. (Gives
him a white rose and he puts it in his front
coat pocket) I didn’t want you to wear one
of those big carnations.
(They laugh)
Ross: This has been one hell of a camp.
Rach; Yeah. Do you want to go to the dance?
Ross; No, I like it better out here. (Puts
his hand out) May I have this dance?
Rach: Yes you may (Takes his hand and they
out their hands around each other and start
dancing) Ross?
Ross: Yeah?
Rach: What happens if you and I don’t go
to the dance together?
(The scene cuts to the next day)
[Scene: By the buses]
(The whole gang is just standing around
and everyone is looking and laughing at
Ross. He is wearing a red thong that says
sexy on the front of it.)
Chan: It suits you man.
Joey: Watch out ladies you have got competition.
Ross: Yeah.
Mon: Ross I have a question?
Ross: What?
Mon: How did your butt get tanned too?
Ross: (shy) Nude beaches.
(The whole gang laughs and Rachel kisses
Ross)
Pho: Wait a minute are you two back together?
Rach: Yeah.
Mon: Yay!
Joey: So Does the thong hurt….you know?
Ross: No Joey, but is does feel like I am
flossing my ass.
(Everyone laughs. The buses start-up)
Mon: Oh the buses are starting. (pause)
Rach is my sitting partner.
Pho: I call Joey.
(They all walk on to the bus. And the scene
fades out with a sign of Camp Cucamonga)
The End
That was it tell me what you think.
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