The One With Friends Forever
Written by: Stephanie
This fanfic takes place somewhere after TOW Joey’s Porsche. Monica lives with Chandler, Joey lives alone (but is looking for a roommate) and Rachel and Phoebe live together. Ross lives alone too. Now, on with this fanfic!!
Scene: Central Perk
Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are all there talking about if
Ross asked Rachel to marry him yet
ROSS: No. It’s only been three weeks since we’ve become
friends again, and besides, I can’t ask her now
PHOEBE: Why not you love her don’t you. Who cares about
how long it’s been. The main thing is that you love her and you want to marry
her
ROSS (rambling on): I know. I do love her but it’s just
better to wait. After all, we did get divorced only two months ago
(Joey and Chandler walk in)
CHANDLER (sitting beside Monica): Hey guys! What’s up?
JOEY (sitting down in his usual chair): Hey Ross what did
Rachel say, or did you even ask her?
ROSS: No I didn’t and why does everyone think I have. I
mean, I’ll ask her when the time is right okay
JOEY: Gee, I just asked
CHAN: Yeah it’s just a question. You don’t have to be so
powerful about it
PHOE: Ross just go ahead and ask Rachel to marry you!
(Rachel walked in just in time to hear what Phoebe said)
RACHEL (rushing over to them): What! Phoebe what did you
just say!
PHOE: Umm, nothing
RACH: Phoebe!
PHOE (making up something): Okay, okay. I was umm, I was
telling a story about a girl named Rechel…Grain and a boy named Russ…Keller.
You see Russ wants to marry Rechel but doesn’t have the guts to ask her (She
eyes Ross)
RACH: You know what, if someone wanted to ask me to marry
them I wish that they would just get it over with and ask me
ROSS: Really, I mean, uh, yes, right, yeah
(They are all staring at Ross and Rachel got curious)
Monica is in the spare room painting and Rachel walks in
almost crying
RACH (waiting for her to answer): Mon, are you home?
MON (O/S): In here I’m painting the other room
RACH (walking into the room, trembling): Mon, I have to
tell you something. You can’t tell anyone. You promise me you won’t tell
anybody
MON: What is it? Rach, you can trust me; you can tell me
anything
RACH (starting to cry): I’m pregnant. Monica, I’m having
a…a…baby
MON (trying to comfort her): What! Oh my god, who’s is
it?
RACH (looking Mon straight in the eye): Mon, it’s your
brother’s
MON: What
Scene: Joey’s Apt.
Ross and Joey are talking. Joey is sitting in his chair
and Ross is standing up pacing around
ROSS: Joey, I just don’t know what to do. I mean every
time I see her or even look at her I get more nervous then I did when we first
met. Joey you’ve got to help me. I’m going crazy
JOEY: Well, all I can tell you is that you are going to
have to talk to her and tell her how you feel…and about the crazy thing, I
believe it
(Ross gives Joey a weird look)
ROSS: Yeah, Joe you’re a real big help. Look, I’m going
over there to see if Rach is there so we can talk, and you’re coming with me
JOEY: Fine, come on let’s go
ROSS: Wait! I have to think of what to tell her. Just let
me think, then we’ll go
JOEY: Okay, gee, would ya just make up your mind!
(Ross glares at Joey and Joey just goes back to sitting
down)
Scene: M&C’s Apt.
Monica and Rachel are there. Rachel is on the couch and
Monica is getting water. Phoebe walks in and sees Rachel crying
PHOE (walking in): Hey guys! Oh my god Rachel what’s
wrong? Are you okay?
RACH (crying): Phoebe, I’m ok. It’s just well, okay,
Phoebe you can’t tell anybody this
PHOE: Okay. I won’t
RACH: Promise?
PHOE: I totally promise
RACH: I’m pregnant
(Rachel starts to cry again and Chandler walks in)
PHOE: What! You’re pregnant!
CHAN (panicking): What! Who’s pregnant? Monica are you
pregnant?
MON: No!
RACH (getting up and walking fast over to Chandler): Oh
god, oh god, oh god, oh god! Chandler if you tell anybody I suare (gets cut of
by Chandler)
CHAN: So you’re pregnant. Tell me, who’s is it
RACH: Ross’s
PHOE/CHAN: Oh!
(Rachel looks at Phoebe)
PHOE (sitting down on the couch): Sorry. I’ll be good
CHAN: To tell or not to tell Ross, that is the question
RACH/MON/PHOE: Chandler!!
CHAN: Okay, I won’t tell Ross your pregnant!
RACH/MON/PHOE: Shhhhhh!!
(Chandler goes over to sit in the chair and Rachel starts
to cry again)
RACH: I’m not going to get by with this am I?
MON (gets tissues and helps Rachel to the couch):
Chandler!
CHAN: What?! (to himself) Like I would even tell him
anything
(Ross and Joey enters)
ROSS: Hey guys! Rachel! (sees she’s crying) Rachel,
what’s wrong?
(Ross goes to the couch and sits by Rach)
ROSS: Rach?
RACH (claming herself down): Yeah Ross
ROSS: What’s wrong? Are you okay?
PHOE (whispering in Joey’s ear): Rachel’s pregnant and
it’s Ross’s baby
JOEY (screams): What! This is HUGE!
(Phoebe starts to giggle and everyone is looking at Joey)
JOEY: Oh sorry. Proceed
RACH (looking back at Ross): Ross, I think there’s
something you should be included in on. Just promise you won’t be mad
ROSS: Rach, whatever it is I’m sure I won’t be mad. You
can tell me anything
RACH (starting to cry again): Ross, I’m pregnant with
your child
ROSS: A baby…a baby…we’re having a baby (gets up and
starts yelling) I’m having a baby! Chandler I’m having a baby!! (Rachel starts
smiling in relief) Wait a minute, Rach, why would I be mad? I love you Rach
more than anything. I’m not mad
RACH: I don’t know. I just felt that you would
ROSS: Well I’m not, as a matter of fact I’m very happy
(Rachel smiles) And I have to ask you something and I hoping that your answer
will be what I expect (He gets down on his knees and everyone smiles) Rachel
Karen Greene, Will you marry me?
RACH: Yes
ROSS: Yes? You said yes! She said yes!
MON/PHOE/JOEY/CHAN: Congratulations!
(Ross and Rachel hug and then kiss)
MON: Man, they get a baby and get engaged on the same
day! (Rachel looks at Mon) But I’m still happy for ya!
(Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe all hug and all the guys
shake hands etc.)
2 months later…
Scene: Ross’s Apt. (Rachel doesn’t live with him YET)
Rachel and Ross are sitting on the couch talking about
the past
ROSS: Remember our first kiss
RACH (smiles): Yeah
Flashback to TOW The East German Laundry Detergent…
RACH: Alright, listen, missy. If you want this cart,
you're gonna have to take me with it (the lady leaves and Rachel turns to Ross)
Yes! Did you see that?
ROSS: You were incredible! Brand new woman ladies and
gentlemen
RACH: I couldn’t have done this without you
(Rachel kisses Ross. Ross looks stunned)
ROSS: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns
and bangs his head on an open dryer door) I'm fine, I'm fine
RACH: Are you sure?
ROSS: No
(Back to Ross’s Apt.)
RACH: The first time we said we loved each other (They
smile at each other)
Flashback to TOW Old Yeller Dies…
ROSS (enters): Ok, what the hell happened back there?
RACH: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football,
the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining
about the taxes
ROSS: Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff. Ya know, I mean, you're at work,
you're assembling bones, your mind wanders
RACH: Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been
dating for six weeks
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
RACH: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow
night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not
think about what our children’s names are gonna be. Oh my god, you know what
our children’s names are gonna be
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named
Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good
RACH: What was the book?
ROSS: The big book of children’s names
RACH: Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing
ROSS: Yeah
RACH: But I do not want to have everything decided for me. I spent my whole
life like that. It's what I had with Barry, and that was one of the reasons I
left. I, I like not knowing right now and I'm sorry if that scares you but if
you want to be with me you are gonna have to deal with that
ROSS: Ok fine
RACH: Thank you
ROSS: We're not done
RACH: I didn't know that
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not
gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end
up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal
with that
RACH: Fine, I will
ROSS: Good, 'cause I love you
RACH: Oh yeah
ROSS: Yeah
RACH: Well I love you too
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that
RACH: Yes it is
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you now
RACH: Well you better
(Back to Ross’s Apt.)
ROSS: I love you
RACH: I love you too (pauses) I’m glad we met
ROSS: I’m glad you left Barry at the alter (Rachel
laughs)
RACH: Remember the time I lost your monkey
ROSS: How could I forget?
Flashback to TOW The Monkey Gets Away…
RACH (On the phone): Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchin
monkey with a white face... (Ross Enters) ...with, with Russian dressing and,
and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks
ROSS: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
RACH: Great! It went great. Really great. Hey, is that wine?
ROSS: Yeah. You, uh, you want some?
RACH: Oh, I would love some. But you know what? You know what? Let's not drink
it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
ROSS: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder
capital of the North East. I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you.
You know how we were, uh, you know, talking before about, uh, relationships and
stuff? Well-
RACH: Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this
ROSS: Okay, quick and painful
RACH: Oh God...Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me
ROSS: Oh, what? What? What?
RACH: You know Marcel?
ROSS: Yeah?
RACH: Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him
(Cut to outside the window, with Ross reacting with disbelief. The shot pans
back until we see Marcel sitting on the window ledge)
ROSS (Angry): I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean all I asked you to do
was keep him in the apartment
RACH: I know, I know, I'm sorry
ROSS: No, you know what, I guess it's partially my fault. You know, I shouldn't
have, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off
with like a pen or a pencil
RACH (Tearfully): Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody
looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer rings and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is
it?
INTERCOM: Animal Control
RACH: See? I've even called Animal Control!
ROSS: You called Animal Control?
RACH: Uh-huh. Why...do you not like them?
ROSS: Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the
city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
RACH: O-okay, now see, you never ever told us that
ROSS: That's right. I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the
apartment!
(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)
RACH: Hi, thanks for coming
ANIMAL CONTROL: Somebody called about a monkey?
RACH: Oh, you know what? That was a complete misunderstanding!
ROSS: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.
RACH: Turned out it was a hat.
ROSS: Cat!
RACH: Cat! What am I saying? Cat!
(Back to Ross’s Apt.) (Rachel and Ross are laughing)
RACH (sighs): We’ve had some great times
ROSS: But we’ve also had bad ones
Flashback to TOW Ross and Rachel Take A Break…
RACH: What, Ross what do you want from me? You want me,
you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
ROSS: No, but it’d be nice if you realized, it’s just a job!
RACH: Just a job!
ROSS: Yes
RACH: Ross do you realize this is the first time in my life I’m doing something
I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something
that I’m actually good at. I mean, if you don’t get that
ROSS: No, hey, I get that, okay. I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but
I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t
know what to do anymore
RACH: Well neither do I!
ROSS: Is this about Mark?
RACH (shocked): Oh my God
ROSS: Okay, it’s not, it’s not
RACH: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again,
Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard
ROSS: Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do
RACH: I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break
ROSS: Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to
the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogurt, or something
(opens the door)
RACH: No Ross. A break from us
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him)
Another Flashback to TOW The Morning After…
ROSS: You know what, you know what, I’m-I’m not the one
that wanted that, that break, okay. You’re the one that bailed on us. You’re
the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
RACH: That’s...
ROSS: That’s what?!
RACH: That is neither here nor there
ROSS: Okay, well here we are. Now we’re in a tough spot again, Rach. What do
you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us?
Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears)
I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And I’m sorry, I wish I could
take it back, but I can’t. I just can’t see us throwing away something we know
is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much
(He kisses her on her shoulder, then her neck, then the side of her face, then
just before he kisses her on the lips…)
RACH: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Don’t! You can’t just kiss
me and think you’re gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn’t work that way.
It doesn’t just make it better. Okay?
ROSS: Okay, okay, okay
RACH (softly): I think you should go
ROSS: What?
RACH (softly): I really think you need to go now
ROSS: (moving over to stand in front of her) Okay, okay. This morning you said
there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together
RACH: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
ROSS: Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a
hold of one of her arms) I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you.
(Both of them are starting to cry) Without. Without these arms, and your face,
and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around
her waist) and, and…
RACH (crying): No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used
to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now
I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, (Ross stands up and backs away)
it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed,
everything. Forever
(We see the rest of them are now crying)
ROSS (crying): Yeah, but this can’t be it, I mean (pauses)
RACH: Then how come it is?
(Back to Ross’s Apt.) (Rachel has tears in her eyes)
ROSS: I am so glad I didn’t lose you
RACH: I'm glad I didn't lose you. I don’t know what would
happen if I didn’t have you in my life
ROSS (takes her in his arms): I know Rach. I know
(Rachel looks up at Ross and they kiss for a really long
time then break)
ROSS: I love you so much
RACH: I know. I love you just as much
ROSS: Come on let’s go to bed. We’ve had a long day
(Ross and Rachel leave to go to bed and the scene fades
out)
Scene: The Next Morning at M&C’s
Joey, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are all there eating
breakfast. Ross and Rachel walk in
R&R: Hey!
PHOE/JOEY/MON/CHAN: Hey!
PHOE: Okay, now that you’re here I’ve got to ask you
something
ROSS: Okay. What is it?
PHOE: Not you smartass! (points to Rachel) Her!
(Ross glares at her)
RACH (sitting down at the table): What?
PHOE (notices Ross): Oh cheer up I was just joking! (Ross
rolls his eyes and moves to the couch with Chandler) Anyway, since you and Ross
are engaged now, are you going to move in with him?
RACH: Well, we haven’t really talked about it…(gets cut
off by Phoebe)
PHOE: Okay! Cause I was thinking I could move in with
Joey!
JOEY: Since when did I tell you that you could do that?
PHOE: Since I told you to
JOEY (agrees): Okay
PHOE: So Ross what do ya say?
ROSS: It’s okay with me but I’m not forcing her to do
anything
(Phoebe looks at Rachel)
RACH: Okay
PHOE (all cheery): Okay! Everything’s settled then (gets
up and helps Monica)
MON: Oh Rach, I was thinking we could go shopping for
baby stuff today
RACH: Mon, isn’t it a bit to early?
MON: Nonsense! It’s never to early for that!
RACH: I guess
MON: Alright! I’ll go get ready! Phoebe, are you gonna
come with us?
PHOE: You bet your ass I am!
(Phoebe leaves and Monica goes into her room)
ROSS: Rach where do you want to meet for lunch?
RACH: It doesn’t matter. You pick
ROSS: Okay, how about **** at 12:30?
RACH: Okay. I’ll meet you at Central Perk first
ROSS: Alright. I gotta go to work but I’ll see you later
(kisses her) I love you (kisses her stomach) And I love you
RACH (smiles): Bye!
ROSS: See ya!
(Ross leaves and Chandler gets up and goes to the kitchen
table)
JOEY: Okay well I gotta go as well
CHAN: Why?
JOEY: I’ve got an audition
RACH: Oh really?
CHAN: For what?
JOEY: Well this dude is some sort of cop and tries to
track down several murders that were in his town
RACH: That’s great!
JOEY: Yeah, I play the guy who gets shot. See ya!
CHAN (laughs): See ya Joe!
RACH: Bye!
(Joey leaves and Phoebe walks in)
CHAN: Hey Phoebs!
RACH: Phoebe what are you doing back so early I thought
you had to get ready?
PHOE: Yeah well I just got down the street and realized
I’m already ready!
RACH (laughs): Ok-ay
MON (coming out of her room): Alright, is everyone ready?
RACH/PHOE: Yeah
MON: Okay then let’s go (turns to Chandler) Bye Sweetie!
I love you!
CHAN (kisses her): Bye!
(The girls leave and leave Chandler by himself)
Scene: A Baby Store
Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are walking down aisles in the
store looking at toys, clothes, etc.
PHOE: Aw! Look how cute! (holds up a little girl outfit)
MON: Awww! Rach, I’m so jealous! You get a baby before
me!
RACH: Okay guys, first of all it’s not for another 5
months until I have this baby, and second of all we don’t even know what the
sex is so how are we supposed to shop for stuff?
MON: Well, just find out what the sex is
RACH: Yeah but me and Ross want to be surprised
PHOE: Well then how are you gonna shop for stuff?
RACH: Phoebe I just asked that
PHOE: I know
(Rachel looks at her weirdly)
MON (ignoring Phoebe): Well, talk to Ross about it and
then reconsider
RACH: Mon…(gets interrupted by Mon)
MON (spots a little baby outfit): Awwwwww! Rachel look!
RACH (looks at the outfit and gives in): Alright, I’ll
talk to Ross about it!
(Monica and Phoebe both laugh)
Scene: Joey’s Audition
Joey is there auditioning for the part
JOEY (reading from the script): Wait! Don’t shoot them!
They’re not the ones you want, I’m the one you want!
MAN (played by **** and also reading the script): Fine!
JOEY (getting shot): Goodbye Everyone! (on the floor
whispering to the person who plays his wife) Take care of yourself and the
kids. I love you…(acts like he’s dead)
DIRECTOR: And cut! (Joey gets up and goes over to him
[The Director]) You were really good! You got the part
JOEY: Really? I got the part!
DIRECTOR: Yep!
JOEY (walking over to the woman who played his wife):
Man, I’m on a roll today! (talking to the woman, who is played by Sarah Jessica
Parker) How you doin’?
WOMAN (laughs): You know you’re really cute! What’s your
name again?
JOEY (smiles): Joey Tribbiani. And you?
WOMAN: Lisa Matthews. Nice to meet you, Joey
JOEY (still smiling): What do ya say we go out tonight?
LISA: Okay. Do you know where Central Perk is?
JOEY: You bet I do
LISA (laughs): I’ll meet you there at 7:00 then (walks
off)
JOEY (to himself): Yes!
(Joey walks out with a smile on his face)
Scene: Central Perk
Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are talking when
Joey walks in
JOEY (yells and walks up to them): Guess what!?
CHAN (sarcastically): What Joe? Did ya win the lottery?
JOEY (looks at Chandler): No! (gets excited again) I got
the part in the movie I was talking about!
PHOE/MON: What movie?
PHOE: You were never talking about a movie
CHAN: Oh you mean you got the part where the guy gets
shot
JOEY: Yeah!!
MON/PHOE (starting to understand): Oh…
ALL (but Joey): Congratulations! Nice Job! Etc.
JOEY: And that’s not all, I got a date with this REALLY
hot chick!!
CHAN (sarcastically): That’s nice! I wish you all the
happiness in the world
JOEY (sits down): Thanks Man!
(Ross walks in)
ROSS: Hey Honey! You ready?
RACH: Hey! Yeah, let’s go
ROSS: We’ll see you guys later
MON: Don’t forget what I told you Rach!
PHOE: Yeah don’t forget
ROSS: What are they talking about?
RACH: I’ll tell you at lunch
(Ross looks at Monica and she smiles)
ROSS (talking to Mon): If it’s not good, you’re dead when
I get back
MON (smiling): What makes you think it’s bad?
ROSS: That right there!
RACH: Come on honey let’s go. See you guys!
CHAN/MON/PHOE: Bye!
(Ross and Rachel leave)
JOEY: Do you think I should sleep with her?
(They all look at Joey weird)
JOEY: What?!
Scene: **** [Ross and Rachel’s Restaurant]
They are sitting down talking. They have already eaten
ROSS: So what did you want to tell me?
RACH: Well…Mon, Phoebs, and me were shopping today and
got to talking…Do you want to know the sex of our baby now?
ROSS (relieved): Oh is that all
RACH: Ross! This is very important!
ROSS: I know I know. It’s just from Monica’s point of
view it sounded bad
RACH: Monica’s point of view it’s always bad
ROSS: That’s true
RACH: So what do you say?
ROSS: Okay. I’ll take off work tomorrow and we can go
together
RACH (smiling): Okay
(They lean in and kiss then break) (A couple next to them
came up and starting talking to them)
WOMAN: You guys are a really cute couple
ROSS: Thanks
MAN: Baby on the way?
RACH: Yeah, how did you know?
WOMAN: We overheard you talking
RACH: Oh
MAN: Well, we better be off. Maybe we’ll see ya around?
ROSS: Maybe
MAN/WOMAN: Bye!
ROSS/RACH: Bye!
ROSS: Nice couple!
RACH: Yeah
ROSS: So…you wanna go back to the apartment
RACH: Yeah let’s go
(Ross and Rachel leave the restaurant)
Scene: The Next Day
Ross and Rachel are at the hospital getting the sex of
the baby
RACH: So what do you think it will be?
ROSS: I don’t really care. Just as long as it’s ours
(Rachel smiles) So what do you want it to be?
RACH: I don’t know…(gets cut off by the doctor)
DOC: Good afternoon Rachel, here for a checkup?
RACH: Actually no. Can we know the sex?
DOC: Sure! But I thought you wanted to wait
ROSS: We decided we wanted to know now
DOC: Ok! (looks at Ross) I don’t believe I’ve met you
before. I’m Rachel’s temporary doctor until Dr. Hunt gets back
ROSS: Nice to meet you! I’m Ross Geller, Rachel’s fiancé
RACH: Okay. Can we get to the chase?
DOC: Sure
(Rachel lays down and the doctor gets everything set up)
(The baby appears on the screen and Rachel and Ross smile)
DOC: Let’s see…here’s one hand (points) there’s the head
(points) and here’s his feet
(They smile again)
ROSS: Wait a minute, did you just say that we’re having a
boy?!
DOC: Yes I did! Congratulations, you’re having a boy!
(The doctor leaves and Ross grabs Rachel’s hand)
ROSS: We’re having a boy!
RACH: I know I heard (smiles)
ROSS: I knew it!
(Rachel looks at Ross and smiles)
2 weeks later…
Scene: The Baby Store
Everyone is there including Lisa (Joey’s date from
before) looking at stuff for the baby
RACH: Awww! Ross look! (points to a cute little teddy
bear) Isn’t it cute?
ROSS: No-way! No son of mine will be playing with dolls
RACH: It’s not a doll. It’s a stuffed animal. And it’s
for boys and girls
ROSS: Well…(Rachel looks at him with a sad look) Okay
(Rachel smiles) I never can resist that face
(Cut to Monica and Chandler)
MON: Chandler I was thinking…
CHAN: Thinking about what?
MON: That we should tell them we got married in Vegas
CHAN: I’m not sure that I want to die yet!
MON: Chandler!
CHAN: Well, can we wait a little while longer? I like
them not knowing right now
MON (smiles): Okay
(They are about to kiss when they hear someone giggling.
They look down and Joey and Lisa are making out on the floor)
CHAN: Joey?
(Joey and Lisa stop and stand up)
MON: Joey! This is a public place!
JOEY: So?
MON: Nevermind…
(Chandler and Monica leave and Joey and Lisa start making
out again)
(Cut back to Rachel and Ross) (Phoebe walks up to them)
PHOE: Hey! Looky what I found! (holds up 3 outfits for a
boy)
RACH: Aww! How cute!
(Monica and Chandler walk up to them)
MON: Aw! Phoebs where did you find those?
PHOE: Where Joey and Lisa are making out!
ROSS: In Public!?
PHOE (laughs a little): Yeah
RACH: Okay, well let’s just get this stuff and get out of
here. Phoebe, go get Joey and tell him we’re leaving soon
PHOE: Okay
(Rachel, Ross, Monica, and Chandler go to the register
and Phoebe goes to get Joey)
(Cut to Joey and Lisa) (Phoebe taps Joey)
JOEY: H-Hey! That hurt!
LISA: What? I didn’t do anything
PHOE: Joey! We’re getting ready to leave! Come on
JOEY: I’m coming! I’m coming!
(Phoebe, Joey, and Lisa meet the rest of the gang at the
register)
RACH: Okay, everyone ready?
ALL: Yeah
Scene: That Night
The gang (not including Lisa) is helping Phoebe move into
Joey’s Apt. and Rachel move into Ross’s
JOEY: Is that everything?
PHOE: Yep that’s everything
JOEY: Okay, so let’s go help move Rachel’s stuff
(Cut to Phoebe & Rachel’s)
RACH (carrying a big suitcase): I think we’ve got
everything
ROSS (sees that Rachel has the suitcase): Rachel, you
shouldn’t be carrying stuff that big. Here let me take it (takes the suitcase)
(Joey and Phoebe walk in)
JOEY: Need help?
RACH (pointing to a HUGE box): Yeah could you get that
JOEY (picking it up): Wow Rach! What do you have in here?
RACH: Just clothes
JOEY: Just!!
(Rachel just ignores him)
MON: Let’s go before I get ready to drop this!
RACH: Ok!
(They all leave. Rachel comes back in)
RACH (to herself): Can’t forget this! (Rachel looks down
at a picture of her and Ross from Atlantic City)
ROSS (O/S): Rach, sweetie, are you coming?
RACH: Coming! (smiles and then leaves)
Scene: R&R’s Apt.
The gang is just walking in
ROSS: Okay guys just put the stuff down anywhere
(Everyone drops the stuff)
ROSS: Or just drop it
JOEY: Sorry, but that was really heavy!
ROSS (ignoring Joey): Anyway, it’s been a long day and a
long night so we’re going to try and get some sleep
MON: Yeah, we better be heading home too
(We hear a loud snore and everyone looks at Joey, who’s
asleep in a chair)
PHOE: Joey!
JOEY: Huh? W-What?
CHAN: It’s time to go home
JOEY: Oh okay. Bye you guys
ROSS/RACH: Bye!
ALL (but R&R): See ya tomorrow! Bye! Etc.
(Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey leave)
RACH: So I guess we better get to bed
ROSS: Yeah. Hey I’ve been meaning to ask you something
RACH: What?
ROSS: Since I took off to be with you, do you want to
spend the day together tomorrow?
RACH: Yes, I would love to (leans in and gives him a
little peck on the lips) Now let’s get some rest cause I’m really tired
ROSS (smiles): Okay
(Ross and Rachel go to their room)
Scene: A Montage (*I guess?*)
It’s the next day and Ross and Rachel are spending the
day together. The song playing in the background is “Dreaming Of You” by Selena
(*I really love this song*)
“Late at night when all the world is sleeping, I stay up
and think of you, And I wish on a star that somewhere you are, Thinking of me
too”
Ross and Rachel are walking in a park and stop to feed
the ducks. They kiss and then start walking again
“Cause I’m dreaming of you tonight, Till tomorrow I’ll be
holding you tight, And there’s nowhere in the world I’d rather be, Than here in
my room dreaming about you and me”
They’re sitting down at a table across from each other
feeding each other ice cream and we see them talking but can’t hear what
they’re saying
“Wonder if you ever see me, And I wonder if you know I’m
there, If you looked in my eyes, Would you see what’s inside, Would you even
care?”
They’re now ice skating together and Ross falls, then
Rachel tries to help him up but Ross pulls her down with him and they kiss
“I’ll be dreaming of you tonight, Till tomorrow I’ll be
holding you tight, And there’s nowhere in the world I’d rather be, Than here in
my room dreaming about you and me”
They’re having a candlelight dinner and they keep looking
up at each other and smiling
“Late at night when all the world is sleeping, I stay up
and think of you, And I still can’t believe, That you came up to me and said ‘I
love you’, I love you too”
They’re both laying down in the grass and looking up at
the stars. Rachel puts her head on Ross’s chest and he strokes her hair
“Now I’m dreaming with you tonight, Till tomorrow and all
of my life, And there’s nowhere in the world I’d rather be, Than here in my
room dreaming of you endlessly…”
4 months later…
Scene: M&C’s
Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are they’re trying to decide
which dress Rachel should choose for a wedding gown. They were all on the couch
and looking at a bridal magazine. Rachel is about eight months pregnant. Ross
walks in
ROSS (walks over to Rachel and kisses her): Hey Honey!
RACH (kisses him back and smiles): Hey
ROSS: Would you like to go out with me somewhere?
RACH: Where?
ROSS: Somewhere Special. It’s actually a surprise
RACH: Okay! Can’t wait
ROSS: Alright, well I’ll be over at Joey’s if you need me
RACH: Ok, See you later
ROSS: Yeah, Bye!
RACH/MON/PHOE: Bye!
(Ross kisses Rachel and her stomach then leaves)
PHOE (looking at the magazine): Oh! This would look
perfect on you Rach!
MON (leaning over to see): No, that’s really not her
type. What about this?
(Phoebe looked at her weird)
MON: What!? It would look great on her!
PHOE (mumbling): Obviously, you don’t know anything
(Rachel looked at both of them)
MON: What was that?
PHOE: Nothing
MON/PHOE (both starting a argument): Well!!
RACH (getting really mad): Uhh!! That’s it! I can’t take it
anymore! No more arguments and no more fighting over my dress! (grabs the
magazines their holding) From now on I choose my own dress!
PHOE/MON (stopped fighting): Gee, Sorry Rach
RACH (claming down): It’s okay…and I didn’t really mean
it when I said I’d choose my own dress
MON: We know
RACH: Okay, so you’ll still help me right?
PHOE: Yeah
(Phoebe and Monica both get up and walk into the kitchen)
PHOE: Defiantly a mood swing!
(Rachel rolled her eyes and then put her hand on her
stomach)
RACH (yelling): Ahhh! Oh my god!!!
PHOE/MON (turning around yelling): What!!
RACH: My water broke!
(Ross, Joey, and Chandler came running from across the
hall)
ROSS/CHAN/JOEY: What’s wrong?
PHOE (shouting at them): Oh my god Rachel’s water broke!
JOEY: Oh that’s all!
MON: Joey!
JOEY (getting to understand): Oh!!
ROSS (walking over to Rachel): Oh god, okay, clam down,
we’re okay, we just need to get to a hospital (panicking) Well don’t just stand
there somebody call a cab!!
(Ross and Monica were helping Rachel, Chandler was
holding the door waiting for everyone, Joey called a cab, and Phoebe got
Rachel’s bag)
RACH (screaming and yelling): Hurry!!
ROSS (still panicking): We’re going to the hospital Rach
don’t worry hang in there (claming down a little) Chandler did you call a cab?
CHAN (looking at him weird): No. Joey did
ROSS (panicking again): Well, did Joey call a cab!?! Joey
did you call a cab!?!
JOEY (getting scared of Ross): Yeah and it’s waiting for
us!
(Joey, Chandler, and Ross started arguing)
GIRLS: Shut up!!!
(They all clamed down immediately and helped Rachel down
the stairs to the cab)
Scene: Hospital
Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all walk
through the door. Ross is trying to get a doctor’s attention
ROSS (screaming in a doctor’s face): There’s a woman in
labor here! Woman in labor!!
DOCTOR: I can see that
ROSS: Sorry, Sorry. I’m really sorry
DOC: It’s alright. Rachel, let’s get you to your room
(*Rachel’s real doctor is back so Ross doesn’t know who
it is and Dr. Hunt doesn’t know who Ross is* Did I just confuse you big time?
Sorry!*)
(They all walked down the hall towards Rachel’s room)
DOC: Who’s the father?
ROSS: Me!
DOC: You? Okay, you can come in, but the rest of you will
have to wait in the waiting room
(Ross went in with Rachel and the gang went to the
waiting room)
Scene: Waiting Room/Rachel’s Hospital Room
MON: I can’t believe Rachel’s having a baby
PHOE: Yeah, and it’s Ross’s
JOEY: Ross and Rachel back together again. I always knew
they’d end up together
MON: I wonder how Rach is doing
(Rachel’s Hospital Room)
RACH: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
(The Waiting Room)
CHAN: Does that answer your question?
MON: Yeah. Pretty much
(Rachel’s Hospital Room)
ROSS (holding Rachel’s hand): Okay Honey, we got through
that one. You can do it! Just keep going!
RACH: Ross, I don’t know if I can do this!
ROSS: Yes you can! (whispering in her ear) Just keep
thinking of how any minute now we will have a baby that we can call ours
DOC: Okay Rachel, we’re going to push on this one!
RACH: Oh god, oh god, oh god!! Ahhhhhhh!
(Rachel squeezed Ross’s hand)
ROSS: Ahhhhh!
DOC: Your doing good Rachel just keep pushing!
RACH (pushing with all her force): Oh my god!!!
DOC: Congratulations to the new mother and father of the
healthy baby boy!
(The doctor hands Rachel the baby and leaves)
RACH: Oh my god, he’s beautiful!
ROSS (down on his knees whispering to Rachel): Rach, look
what we brought into this world. You were so brave. You did it Rach!
RACH (whispering too): We did it
ROSS (kissing Rachel on the forehead, then on the lips):
I love you
RACH: I love you too
ROSS: I’ll be right back okay
RACH: Okay
(Ross went into the waiting room and everyone stood up)
MON: Well!?
ROSS: We had it! It’s a boy! We had our boy!
(Everyone smiled and hugged each other)
ROSS: Come on, you guys can see him
(Everyone followed Ross but just as Ross was turning
around he bumped into a pole and hit his head)
MON/PHOE/JOEY/CHAN: Ross!
Scene: The Hospital Hallway
The gang (minus Rach) is walking down the hall towards
Rach’s room and talking along the way
MON: So how does it feel to finally have a family with
Rachel
ROSS: Can’t believe it. I actually thought it would never
happen
(They all smile)
PHOE: Yeah, we know what you mean
(They look at her)
PHOE: What! What did I say this time?
(They laugh and then enter Rachel’s room)
ROSS: Hey, you up for some company?
RACH: Sure
(They all sit down. Chandler with Monica, Phoebe with
Joey, and Ross kneels beside Rachel)
MON: Aw, just look at him. He’s so precious. I can’t
believe I’m an aunt (she pauses while Ross looks at her) again!
(They all looked at the baby and there was complete
silence for a moment)
JOEY (breaking the silence): Oh! So what are you gonna
name him?
RACH: I don’t know
ROSS (looking at the baby and Rachel): Um, how about
David?
RACH: I like that
ROSS: Okay now you pick a name
RACH: I don’t know, um, how about Jonathon?
ROSS (sweetly): Okay. David Jonathon it is then
(*David Jonathon- http://www.geocities.com/littlesis_31/david.jpg
*)
RACH: Sounds good (kisses David’s head and then kisses
Ross)
MON (jumping up): This may not be the best time to tell
you…
CHAN (jumping up with her): Monica!
MON: But we have some news to tell you
CHAN: Mon, what are you doing?
MON: Chandler I’m sorry I held it in as long as I could
ROSS (sorda panicking): Monica? Chandler?
CHAN (giving in): Well okay
MON (looking at everyone): We got married in Vegas!
JOEY (jumps up and hugs them): Hey! That’s great!
Congrats!
PHOE (hugging them too): Oh yay! You’re married! I’m so
happy!
RACH: That’s great you guys! I’m happy for you!
(Monica goes to hug Rachel then they all look at Ross who
looks upset)
MON: Ross?
ROSS (looking at Monica then at Chandler): You’re
married! (lets out a little laugh then hugs both of them) I’m so happy for you
guys!
(Chandler looks relieved and everyone goes to
Congratulating again)
Scene: Rachel’s Hospital Room
Rachel and Ross are watching David sleep and whispering to each other
RACH: I can’t believe we have this little bundle of joy
and that it’s ours
ROSS: Yeah. Rach, I love you
RACH: I love you too (they kiss, then break. Rachel
pauses) Ross I’ve got a question
ROSS: Yes?
RACH: Are you really happy for Monica and Chandler?
ROSS: Yes Very
RACH: Ross?
ROSS: Yeah okay, you know me to well (Rachel smiles) I
was just thinking that well nevermind just nevermind
RACH: Ross what is it?
ROSS: I don’t really know. I’m just well you know
RACH: Yeah I know. You need some sleep, you’ve had a long
day
ROSS: Rach, I’m staying right here with you and David
RACH: Thanks
(They kiss and Monica and Chandler walk in)
CHAN: Uh-um
(Ross and Rachel break)
ROSS: Um, yes?
MON (walking over to them and sitting down beside Ross):
We just came to apologize for this evening
RACH: Apologize? Why do you need to apologize?
(Chandler walks over and stands beside Monica)
MON: Well, we shouldn’t have ruined your day and
everything. We should have just waited to tell you later
RACH: No, sweetie, that’s okay. We’re so happy you guys
got married. Right Ross? (she turns to Ross, who fell asleep in the chair)
Well, even without his opinion, it’s okay, Mon, were very happy
MON (smiling): Okay
(Monica and Rachel hug)
CHAN: Well, we’ll leave you guys to get some rest
RACH: Okay. Bye
MON/CHAN: Bye
(Monica and Chandler leave. Rachel puts David in a cradle
beside her and falls asleep holding Ross’s hand)
One In A Half Weeks Later…
Scene: M&C’s
Phoebe and Monica are in the kitchen talking and Joey and Chandler are sitting
on the couch watching a football game. Rachel walks in
MON (finishing her story when Rachel walks in): I know!
RACH (sitting down with Phoebe, and putting David down in
his car seat beside her): Hey!
PHOE/MON: Hey!
MON: Oh come here, let me hold my little nephew. He’s so
cute
(Monica picked up David and started to spoil him)
RACH: Can you guys do something for me please?
PHOE: Well, I’m not doing anything tonight and I know Mon
isn’t (Monica glares at her) so…yeah, okay
RACH: Okay will you watch David then?
MON: Yeah (looking at David now) yes of course I will
(looking back at Rachel [who is smiling] now) Why?
RACH: Well, Ross is taking me out somewhere special since
we never got to go before. Oh and when Ross gets here I need to use your spare
room so I can talk to Ross
MON: Okay
PHOE (laughing): Somebody’s gonna get some tonight!
(Monica and Rachel glare at her)
PHOE: Sorry!
(Ross walks in)
ROSS: Hey guys!
ALL: Hey!
ROSS (to Rach): Hey you!
RACH: Hey! What are you doing home so early?
ROSS: Well, I took some more time off to be with you
PHOE/MON: Awww!
(Rachel and Ross look at them and smile)
ROSS (walking over to Monica and taking David): And how’s
my son today? (David just looks at him and Ross smiles) (looking at Rach) So
what time do you want to leave tonight?
RACH: I don’t know, maybe around 7:00?
ROSS: Okay
RACH: But before we go get ready, um, we need to talk
(points to Monica’s spare room)
ROSS (giving Phoebe David): Alright (goes with Rachel
into the room)
PHOE (to Mon): I get the baby!
(Monica just looks at her)
Scene: Monica’s Spare Room
Rachel and Ross are talking
ROSS: Yes?
RACH (smiling): Well, I just wanted to thank you for
giving me the most beautiful gift. You’ve been so great through all of this
ROSS: Rach, it wasn’t just me, it was you too. You were
just so brave and caring. I’ll have to remember to thank your mom and dad for
bringing you into the world
(Rachel smiles and then remembers something and her smile
fades)
ROSS (worried): What?
RACH: Our parents! We forgot to tell them!
ROSS: They can wait. I just want to spend time with the
woman I love
(Rachel smiles again and they kiss, for what seems like
forever, then break)
ROSS (walking over and turning the radio on): Dance?
RACH: Sure
(They start dancing to the song, “My Wonderful” By
Jessica Simpson. The scene fades out on them dancing and the song fades out
with it)
Scene: M&C’s
Living Room
Joey and Phoebe
are on the couch talking and Monica and Chandler are watching David)
JOEY: They’ve been in there for almost an hour now. What
are they doing? They can’t possibly just be talking
PHOE: That’s what I said but nobody chooses to believe me
JOEY: See that’s what’s wrong with the world today.
Nobody believes anybody
PHOE: Exactly
(They continue to talk while we skip over into Chandler
and Monica’s conversation)
MON (talking to David): Aw, you’re just so sweet. You’re
just a sweetheart. Yes you are! Yes you are!
CHAN (with a puppy dog face): And what about me?
MON: Aw, you are too!
(They kiss and David starts to cry. Ross and Rachel come
running out)
RACH (taking David from Monica): Shhh! It’s okay sweetie
mommy’s here! Shhh!
(David started to clam down and Rachel gave him to Ross)
RACH: Well, I’ve got to go get ready so watch David until
I get back. His…(Ross interrupted her)
ROSS: I know where everything is
RACH: I know
ROSS: Just meet me here when you’re done
RACH: Okay! Bye guys!
ALL: Bye! See ya! Etc.
(Rachel leaves and Ross sits down on the couch with
Monica and Chandler)
Scene: R&R’s Apt.
Rachel walked out of their room and just got done getting ready. She is wearing
a strapless long, sparkly white dress. She walks out the door smiling and we
fade into Monica and Chandler’s Apt. with everyone but Rachel there)
Scene: M&C’s
Ross was gazing out the window at Rachel and then set down with the gang
MON: I still can’t believe you’re getting married to
Rach, (says this sarcastically) and actually staying married this time
ROSS (glares at her): Yeah, and I wish your comments
would stop. You all know how much I love her and care about her. I have ever
since the first time I saw her
MON: I know I’m sorry
PHOE: I told you guys you were lobsters!
JOEY: See you should always listen to Phoebe!
PHOE: Thank you Joey!
JOEY: Anytime! Hey, How you doin’?
PHOE: Oh I’m fine! Thanks for asking! (gets up and walks
into the kitchen)
JOEY: Aw Man!
(Chandler, Monica, and Ross laugh)
CHAN: What ever happened to Lisa, or whatever her name
was?
JOEY: Lisa? She’s gone. She moved to California
ROSS/CHAN/MON: Oh
(Rachel walks in)
RACH: Hey guys!
ALL: Hey!
RACH: You ready to go honey?
CHAN: Yeah I guess
(They both look at Chandler and Monica glares at him)
CHAN (facing Monica and laughs a little): I love you!
(Monica gets up and goes in the kitchen with Phoebe)
ROSS: Yeah let’s go
RACH (walking over to David’s carriage and kneeling
down): Bye sweetie. Mommy loves you (kisses him on the cheek)
ROSS: Mon, if you bump his head or anything, you’re dead
MON: You still haven’t forgiven me for that?!
ROSS: Hurry Rach! Let’s go!
(Ross and Rachel run out the door and Monica stands there
yelling)
MON: I’ll get you when you come back Ross Geller!!
CHAN: Gee, clam down Mon
MON: Shut up Chandler!
(Monica gets David and puts him in her room for his nap)
Scene: A Restaurant
Ross and Rachel just got through with dinner and are
talking
RACH: We still have to tell our parents ya know
ROSS: Yeah I know
RACH: So what do you say we call them for lunch one day
and tell them then?
ROSS (looking at someone behind Rachel very worried): Or
we can just tell my dad and your dad right now
RACH: What?
(Someone comes up behind Rachel)
DR. GREENE: Pumpkin?
RACH (turning around): Daddy? Daddy! Hey Dad! (hugs him)
(Someone else comes behind them)
JACK: Hey son!
ROSS (worried): Hey dad
(Rachel and Dr. Greene break their hug)
(Rachel and Ross both gulp and the scene fades out with
Ross looking at Rachel and Rachel looking at Ross)
To
Be Continued…
The One With Friends Forever Part II Coming Soon
Note: This is my very first fanfic and I would like to
thank all the people who helped out and gave me ideas! Thanks to Lili! I
couldn’t have done this without ya, Girl!
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