It’s now 2034 In Feb of 2033 Courtney gave birth to a baby girl named Sarah. About two month after she found out she was pregnant her and Grant moved to Chicago because he got a job offer there, Ross and Rachel flew out to see their new granddaughter though
It’s now April of 2034 and G Chandler and Ryan are totally divorced, she has custody of the girls but he sees them every other weekend. Right now there having a hard time because his new wife doesn’t like kids very much-but he expects them to be nice to her. The ages of the grandchildren are as follows: Molly-13, Annie-2, Eva-3, Deidra-10, Amber-7 and Lucus-4. In the next chapter I will do another synosis of who everyone is in the story, as more characters will be introduced this chapter.
DEDIRA: I mean it Mom, she’s such a prick
G CHANDLER: where on earth did you hear that word
DEIDRA: from Molly
G CHANDLER: well I don’t want to ever hear you saying it again
DEDIRA: ok, ok, but it’s true
G CHANDLER: Deidra…
DEIDRA: ok ok
G CHANDLER: (under her breath) damn right it’s true
AMBER: mommy do I hafta go to daddy’s
G Chandler: yes sweetie you do
AMBER: but why
G CHANDLER: because the court said so and if you don’t listen to the court you get in trouble
AMBER: oh, ok then
LUCUS: Evvy play wif me
G CHANDLER: no big boy, Eva cant come play today, you have to go see daddy
LUCUS: nooooo Linda is smelly
DEIDRA/Amber: (laugh)
G CHANDLER: Lucus, is that anyway to talk about your step mom
DEIDRA: mom she is , she wears way to much perfume
AMBER: yeah and its’ the smelly kind too
G CHANDLER: ok you guys I know you don’t like going there but its only for a weekend and there’s really not much I can do about it, you’ll just have to learn to deal with it, now hurry and finish getting ready your dad will be here in a half hour
It’s now 40 min later and Ryan is at G Chandler’s door
RYAN: are the kids ready and packed
G CHANDLER: No I decided to just send them to your place with no extra clothing, of course there ready, why do you even ask
RYAN: there’s no reason to be rude, I really don’t care for the attitude
G CHANDLER: yeah, you lost the right to tell me your opinion when you slept with that slut
RYAN: do not call my wife a slut
G CHANDLER: it’s my house I can say what I want(Yells upstairs) Dee, Amber, Lucus—your dads here
LUCUS: Hi daddy
RYAN: he, hi there champ
LUCUS: I got a new car see(holds up a toy car)
RYAN: that’s a great car
LUCAS: I’m bringing it with me to play with
RYAN: oh well, I’m not sure if Linda will want you playing cars in the house, it might scratch the paint, we just redecorated
AMBER: so, who cares what Linda thinks she’ a dweeb anyway
DEE: yeah, a gigantic, stupid mega dweeb
RYAN: girls, that’s enough
DEE: ok ok, geesh don’t have an attack dad
RYAN: so are we ready to go
DEE/AMBER/LUCUS: yeah
G CHANDLER: bye guys, I’ll see you on Sunday
KIDS: boy mom
The next day-Phoebe and G Chandler are having lunch at a little restaurant
G CHANDLER: I swear it’s like he’s a whole different person, I don’t know what I ever saw in him
PHOEBE: people change, sometimes not for the better. I mean you obvisouly loved him at one time or you would not have been married
G CHANDLER: yeah but its like I try to think back on those good times and I don’t know why
PHOEBE: to remember happy memories
G CHANDLER: yeah but then I just think of that stuff and get even sadder
PHOEBE: oh it will get easier, trust me
G CHANDLER: that’s right you got a divorce
PHOEBE: y eah from David
G CHANDLER: do you still talk to him?
PHOEBE: no, we haven’t talked since the day our divorce was final, last I heard he was still in Minsk still doing his science stuff
G CHANDLER: man being an adult’s sure not easy is it?
PHOEBE: nope it’s sure not
G CHANDLER: but anyways lets talk about more pleasant stuff, like Scotts graduation, do you have a gift for him yet?
PHOEBE: no, and I have no clue what to get, I’m going out with Joey later this week to look for something. Tyler called and I guess him and Brooke already got their gift, they evidently made him something
G CHANDLER: little Scotty graduating college
PHOEBE: Yeah not so little anymore though
G CHANDLER: Oh I know, he’s so tall now. What is that boy 6’3
PHOEBE: close to that at least
G CHANDLER: everyone is getting so old, Dee is already 10 and Lucus is 4, he starts Kindergarten next year
PHOEBE: yeah we’re all practically artifacts
G CHANDLER: hey speak for yourself, I’m not that old-yet
PHOEBE: yeah stress that yet, your day will come
A couple days later
G CHANDLER: so did you guys have fun at your dads
DEE: no
G CHANDLER: why not
DEE: because of her
G CHANDLER: Linda?
DEE: yeah
AMBER: ewww, Linda, she thinks we’re misbehaved brats
G CHANDLER: where did she get that from
DEE: because Lucus didn’t want to eat lima beans at dinner and I aksed if I could watch tv
G CHANDLER: she got mad at you over that?
DEE: yeah, and her and dad were fighting about it
G CHANDLER: oh really, your dad and the wonderful Linda fighting
DEE: yeah, we heard them at night. She said that he has to pick, us or her
G CHANDLER: and what then
DEE: if he says he wants to keep seeing us kids, she’ll leave him
G CHANDLER: So what’s he going to do?
DEE: don’t know, he has til this Friday to decide
G CHANDLER: I see, well how about you guys go get unpacked and we’ll go out for Pizza tonight
AMBER: yeahhhh!!!!
(They run to their rooms to unpack)
G CHANDLER: (on the phone) Hi Ryan, I heard about Linda’s little ultimatum, her or the kids huh
RYAN: yeah that did come up in conversation
G CHANDLER: so have you made a choice yet
RYAN: yeah I have, I was going to call and invite the kids out to a movie and then tell them but yeah, I made a choice
G CHANDLER: why don’t’ you just tell me now
RYAN: I chose Linda, I love her.
G CHANDLER: you don’t love your kids
RYAN: of course I do, it’ sjust they are my past she is my present and my future
G CHANDLER: ok, well you enjoy your life then(hangs up on him)
DEE: (she had walked into the room while her mom was on the phone) dad picked her
G CHANDLER: yeah, sweetie I’m sorry
DEE: It’s ok
G CHANDLER: It is not ok, he is your father he shouldn’t make choices like that or be forced to say or do such things
DEE: so now what
G CHANDLER: well, no matter what he is still your father, he will always be your father. Maybe someday he’ll realize what he is givng up, and anytime you want to write or talk to him, then you do it
DEE: Linda will get mad
G CHANDLER: who cares, she’s not in charge, if you want to see or talk to your dad it is your choice
It’s now May and the day of Scott’s Graduation from College(He’s majored in History) Everyone is in CA for the big day, Ross, Rachel, Mallory with her husband Mike and Daughter Annie, Courtney and Grant with baby Sarah, Monica and Chandler with Eva, Steve and Houston, Phoebe, Joey, Tyler, Brooke, G Chandler, Deidra, Amber and Lucus, Ben and Kate with Molly
There all sitting in the stands waiting for the ceremonies to begin
ANOUNCER: I’d like to welcome you all to the graduation exercciese for the Class of 2034. On this special day I’d like us to refect back over the changes in our life and society that have brought us to this delightful day. In our lives there comes many a day when trials and stife must be overcome and….
LUCUS: mommy, this is boring, I wanna go get a hot dog
DEE: they don’t sell hot dogs here stupid
AMBER: mom, Dee said stupid
G CHANDLER: I heard her, Dee no calling names and Lukey sweetie we can’t get hot dogs here
LUCUS: why not
TYLER: cause it’s not a ball game, buddy
STEVEN: he’s right though, this is kinda boring
TYLER: kind of boring, this blows
MONICA: hey it’s the last one of these things we have to sit through for awhile
KATE: well for five years anyhow
JOEY: what, who’s in five years-all these guys are babies still
DEE: hey
KATE: Joey, Molly is 13, she starts 8th grade in the fall
BROOKE: she’s that old already
MOLLY: yeah I’m that old already
RACHEL: would you people please quiet down, I’m trying to watch my son graduate here
ROSS: yeah pipe down(does the quiet down sign with his hands)
ANNOUNCER: Now I’d like to have all members of the History Department please rise
RACHEL: this is it, this is it
ROSS: Camera ready
CHANDLER: lens cap off
ROSS: of course
CHANDLER: are you sure
ROSS: of course I’m sure
CHANDLER: really then what is that(points to the lens cap)
ROSS: errrgh-you think that’s funny do you
CHANDLER: (laughing) oh yeah
RACHEL: would you two shut up about the lens cap and start photographing. Mike
MIKE: Yeah
RACHEL: your videotaping right
MIKE: sure am
RACHEL: good, start taping
ANNOUNCER: will you all please move your tassles from the right to the left(that’s the direction right???) Pleaes be seated
AMBER: now what?
ROSS: that’s it
LUCUS: that’s it?????
G CHANDLER: yep that’s it
AMBER: That was soo boring
TYLER: well get used to it, you’ll be going to a lot of these in your lifetime
ROSS: ok we’re meeting Scott at the main gate, he has to turn in his robe and stuff and then he’ll come find us
MOLLY: are we going out for dinner then Grandpa?
ROSS: Yeah, but Uncle Scott gets to choose
LUCUS: I want hot dogs
AMBER: you cant pick, Scott picks
LUCUS: so, I still want hot dogs
AMBER: maybe you wont get them
LUCUS: mommmy
G CHANDLER: Amber, cut it out. Lucus wherever we go, we’ll make sure there is a kids menu
TYLER: how does that guarntee hot dogs
G CHANDLER: when you have kids you’ll know, every kids menu has hot dogs on it
TYLER: wow ther’s a lot I don’t know about having kids, guess we’ll have to learn huh Brookie
BROOKE: yep, I guess so(squeezes his hand and smiles at him)
RACHEL: ok what was that look about
BROOKE: what look
MONICA: that secretive happy look, Brook are you…
BROOKE: yeah
PHOEBE: Oh my god how long
BROOKE: only about a month
RACHEL: when
BROOKE: Feb
AMBER: what are you talking about
BROOKE: I’m having a baby sweetie
AMBER: cool, a baby
EVA: baby
MONICA: that’s’ right Evie
EVA: momma me go potty
MONICA: hey im gonna take her, we’ll be right back
ROSS: ok, we’ll be here
COURTNEY: know what, I’ll go with you Aunt Monica, Sarah needs to be changed
SCOTT: Hey guys, what’s going on
ROSS: we’re wating for you, now where are we having dinner at
SCOTT: oh how about mchdonalds
AMBER/LUCUSL: yayyyyy
RACHEL: please tell me you’re joking
SCOTT: of course I’m joking. I know of a really nice steak house about two miles from here
LUCUS: do they have hot dogs
SCOTT: I’m sure they do Lukey. So everyone ready to go
CHANDLER: Monica took Eva to the bathroom
DEE: and Courtney took Sarah
MOLLY: there they are(yells) you guys hurry up Scotts here
EVA: Scotty, Scotty
SCOTT: hey cutie(picks her up)
MONICA: so where are we going
SCOTT: There’s a steak house nearby that I like
MONICA: sounds good
JOEY: that’s right it’s good, Steak gooooood
PHOEBE: eh, steak
SCOTT don’t worry Phoebe they have a vegetarian menu too
PHOEBE; well all right then, lets go
The Restaurant(everyone is seated around the table eating)
ROSS: so son, how are the job options looking
SCOTT: Great
ROSS: Great as in your looking hard
SCOTT: Great as in I found one
RACHEL: where?
SCOTT: in Martinez, working as a 9th grade History teacher
RACHEL: you’ll be staying in California
SCOTT: yeah, I love it out here
BEN: 9th graders huh Ben, well I can honestly say I don’t envy you a bit
SCOTT: oh how bad can they be?
BEN: how bad, how bad you dare to ask me the father of a 13yr old, only a year away from being a 9th grader that-have you seen my daughter lately? Her hair is purple
MOLLY: it’s not purple dad, it’s streaked with magenta
BEN: oh I’m sorry(to Scott) her hair is streaked with magenta
SCOTT: well, I’m still not worried, well not too worried anyway.. ok so I’m a tiny bit worried
BROOKE: I’m sure you’ll do fine, there 14yr old kids, how much trouble can they cause
BEN: once again, obvious none of you have a teenager
They continue talking and laughing…
It’ now November of 2035(In Feb Brooke and Tyler had a baby girl named Amanda)
Ross and Rachel are in Chicago to see their newest grandchild, Andrew(Andy) his big sister Sarah is now 20 months old(they are the only ones there none of the other kids or gang came-although they all sent cards/gifts and congratulations)
RACHEL: so this is Chicago! I like it
ROSS: yeah it’s a great city, I always liked it when the Museum used to send me here
RACHEL: it certainly lives up to it’s name though(grabs her coat tighter around her) damn it’s windy
GRANT: you get used to it after awhile
ROSS: so how long of a drive to your house?
GRANT: oh we live about ten mins from the Aiport
RACHEL: you know, for the “busiest airport in the world” that wasn’t bad at all, it was very easy to find your way around
GRANT: yeah O’Hares a good airport
ROSS: what’s the other one like?
GRANT: you mean Midway? I’m not sure I’ve never been there, it’s smaller though, I know that much
RACHEL: ok enough airport talk, what is my grandson like
GRANT: oh he’s a great baby, head full of dark hair, big blue eyes, gonna be a sports star someday
ROSS: or a scientist
RACHEL: oh give it up Ross, let the kid have a happy life and play sports
ROSS: ok Miss “my granddaughters gonna be a fashion expert”
RACHEL: yeah, yeah whatever
GRANT: we’re here
(they all go inside)
COURTNEY: Mom, dad(runs up and hugs/kisses them)
RACHEL: hey sweetie, oh I love your haircut
COURTNEY: thanks, yeah with a toddler and now a new baby I wanted something simple
ROSS: as you can see your mom has taken to dying her hair
RACHEL: hey, It’s my hair and I just don’t care for the grey(it’s dyed a reddish color-I don’t know how to explain it but it’s a color I’ve seen on lots of older people it’s not red per say but kind of a golden/reddish color)
ROSS: you will see I let my hair go through it’s natural color changes
RACHEL: and congratulations to you
GRANT: (laughing) I hope Courtney and I will have as much fun after we’ve been together as long as you too
ROSS: I’m sure you will, marriage is a lot of hard work but if you put in the effort it’s worth it. Look at the two of us, we have had problems to last a lifetime and we worked through them, if we can anyone can
COURTNEY: thanks dad
RACHEL: so let me see this big boy(picks up Andy-he’s about 3wks old) ohh, what an angel.
SARAH: me too gwamma
ROSS: How bout you sit on Grandpa’s lap for awhile, ok Sarah Beara
SARAH: okee. Look Gampa me owie(points to a scrape on her knee)
ROSS: aww, how did that happen
SARAH: mean ticicle twipped me
COURTNEY: she was running and she tripped over her trike
ROSS: well, you’ll just have to be more careful huh
SARAH: yes, I wanna go swing
GRANT: ask nicely and maybe grandpa will take you out back and push you on your swingset
SARAH: gampa pwease can I swing
ROSS: you certainly may-if you’ll excuse us, we have some swinging to attend to
COURTNEY: you know it’s a really nice day out, I could bundle Andy up and we could all sit outside, nice days in Nov are few and far between in Illinois
RACHEL: that’s a great idea
(they all go outside and sit)
the rest of the week passes by(I could write out all they do but hey this story is already going to be super long so…) J but they go to Watertower Plaza, they go down the Magnificant Mile, To Navy Pier, to Giodannos for Pizza and to the Sears Tower, at the end of the week R/R fly back to NYC
NYE(New Years eve) 2035 everyone(who lives in NYC) is at Monica and Chandlers
BROOKE: I’ll be right back guys, I’m going to go lay Amanda down in the guestroom
JOEY: Oh give her here, I want to hold my sweet granddaughter
(tyler hands her to Joey-and she begins to stir and whimper)
JOEY:” no, no prinicess it’s ok, see grandpa’s here(he starts singing her a song)
MONICA: it’s so cute watching Joey with her
BROOKE: he’s been like that since the day she was born, I can’t belive it’s been almost a year
KATE: time goes by fast doesn’t it. I can’t belive I have a daughter almost ready for High School
RACHEL: speaking of which, where is my granddaughter
KATE: oh she’s staying the night at a friends house. Speaking of Molly, did I tell you what she asked me the other day
ROSS: no, what?
BEN: oh this is good-this is about the toungue right?
KATE: yeah
CHANDLER: please don’t tell us she asked you for kissing tips
KATE: no, I can honestly say I wish that had been it, but no she asked for permission to get her tongue pierced
MONICA: what did you say?
KATE: that it would be a cold day in hell before that happened
BEN: or to wait until she is 16
ROSS: are you crazy, id never let her do it
BEN: dad, I don’t like the idea, but the piercing places will do it if you’r 16 and up, under 16 needs parental permission. Once she’s 16 she can just go ahead and have it done without telling us
KATE: we made it clear though that we don’t like the idea, and that she has to pay for it all herself and pay for any medical bills she may incur if something goes wrong
RACHEL: you know if I was about 50yrs younger I’d get one
MONICA: Rachel
RACHEL: what, I would
ROSS: my wife, ladies and gentleman
PHOEBE: I think you should get one, I could see it now, granny gets tongue pierced
TYLER: you guys it’s 2 min til the ball!!!!
PHOEBE: oh, oh where is it, where the oh sweet mother of crap
JOEY: um, calm down
CHANDLER: what are you looking for Pheebs
PHOEBE: the champagne
AMBER: Steve and Houston have it
PHOEBE: Steve(yells)
STEVE: yeah
PHOEBE: the ball is about to drop get that champagne in here
STEVE(comes out arm in arm with Houston) Sorry we were just having a toast to love
EVERYONE: awwww
(Chandler pours champagne for everyone-sparking cider for the kids who are awake)-Dee, Amber, Lucus and Eva. Annie and Amanda are sleeping. Eva is actually only half awake and sitting on Monica’s lap)
EVERYONE: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
DEE: whoo hooo, HAPPY NEW YEAR< whoooooo!
G CHANDLER: my dauggher is never staying up this late again
MONICA: you know I think the ton of junk food she ate, didn’t help much
AMBER: mom, when are we gonna go
DEE: arnt you having fun Ambs??
AMBER: yeah but I’m tired
DEE: I’m not, I’m soo awake(starts bouncing around)
JOEY: yeah we can tell
G CHANDLER: would anyone like to take her for the night
EVRYONE: NO!!
G CHANDLER: thanks guys
DEE: Mon, I really am not tired
G CHANDLER: I know, but we need to go because other people,. Such as myself are tired. So here is the rule. When we get home you do not have to go to bed, you may either stay in your room with the door closed and do quiet activities or you can watch a video, with the sound on low and the Tv Room door closed.
DEE: ok
MALLORY: wait, before everyone leaves-Mike and I have an annoncement
MIKE: yeah ther’s something we want to tell everyone
MALLORY: We’re going to have a baby
EVERYONE: wow/yay/good job/congrats….
ANNIE: (who was woken up when her dad was getting her ready to leave) yayyy, I’m gonna have a sissy
MALLORY: it might be a boy you know
ANNIE: no, no it will be a giwl, a sissy for me
The next day
RACHEL(on the phone) Yaeah the party was great, Monica cooked a ton of food as usual. Oh yeah I know, I kept telling her not to overdue, it her leg has realy been bothering her lately
SCOTT: is it serious
RACHEL: no, well I mean not life threatening or anything, it’s her arthritits-she still thinks she 30yrs old
SCOTT: is Uncle Chandler doing ok
RACHEL: yeah he’s doing great, he’s thinking about Retiring next year
SCOTT: yeah, what about Aunt Monica nad the restaurant, she still isn’t doing allt he head chef work herself right?
RACHEL: no, she has people to help, she mainly just plans the menu’s now and goes down and bitches if things aren’t being run the way she likes
SCOTT: what about you mom?
RACHEL: what about me
SCOTT: when are you going to slow down
RACHEL: I’m fine, besides I’d go crazy if I was home all day
SCOTT: mom you’re in your 60’s have you thought at all about retiring
RACHEL: actually yeah, your dad has 2 more years at the University though, so I want to keep working unti he retires, then we can be home together
SCOTT: I worry about you working so much
RACHEL:: ok Mr. Worrywart, woud it make you happy if I cut back on some hours
SCOTT: yes it would. Oh Mom, did I tell you I met a girl
RACHEL: really?
SCOTT: yeah she teaches 12th grade history, she told me that the devils I teach 9th grade History too, will eventually grow up and turn into human people
RACHEL: lol-you weren’t such a prize yourself at 14 you know
SCOTT: yeah I know, but I couldn’t have been this bad
RACHEL: so what is this miracle womens’ name
SCOTT: her name is Lisa, and Even though I”ve only known her a short time, I really think I’m in love with her
RACHEL: that’s great, I’m very happy for you and I hope to meet her sometime
SCOTT: I’d like that.
RACHEL: oh crap, I have to go over to Mon and Chandler’s they need to run errands and I promised I”d watch Eva for them
SCOTT: ok, well bye mom and give my love to everyone
RACHEL: I will, bye