TOW All of the Moving
[Central Perk](Everyone except Ross are there]
Pheobe: And then, I was all like no, and he was like yes! So our wedding has been changed to August 14.
Chandler: No offense Pheebs, but I stopped listening a long time ago.
(Ross enters)
Ross: Hey guys.
Rachel: Hey you…(He goes over to her and they kiss for a long, long moment.)
Chandler: Can you guys breath?
(They break)
Ross: So, is anyone helping Rachel and I move?
Monica: I am.
Pheobe: Monica! You promised to help me move today!
Chandler: Well; I promised Rachel and Ross too.
Joey: What about Pheebs?
Ross: I’m sorry Pheebs,
Rachel: Whatever! Listen Pheebs, you snooze you loose ok
Opening Credits
[Joey and Rachel's place](Ross and Rachel are getting the last box)
Ross: So, um, that’s the last box.
Rachel: mmmmmm, yea, and we still have 30 minutes until Joey and Pheobe get back.
Ross: Yea, it would help if there was a bed but there isn't so...
Rachel: Let's get that box over to your place.
Ross: Ok. (Goes to pick up the box but it won't budge.) This could be a problem.
Rachel: Let me see...(Still won't budge.) Huh.
Ross: Ok, so, should we lift together?
Rachel: Ok. (STILL WON'T BUDGE!!!)
Ross: OK WHAT DID YOU PACK IN HERE?
Rachel: Just, hair stuff, cd's, a computer...
Ross: A computer?
Rachel: Yea, my daddy got it for me.
Ross: Why?
Rachel: He said that living with you, I would need some kind of entertainment.
Ross: What kind of entertainment?
Rachel: Chat lines, um, Websites...Dating sites....
Ross: what?
Rachel: He just said that I would be bored. And that he forbids me to move in with you, but that’s all.
Ross: So this is a bribe?
Rachel: (unsure) uh-huh
Ross: And, y-y-you took the bribe?
Rachel: (unsure) uh-huh
Ross: why?
Rachel: Well, it's a Dell.
Ross: We can't keep it.
Rachel: Why?
Ross: That's like agreeing to not move in with me.
Rachel: But Ross, I love you. No one can change that. It's a computer. It's not like he sent me a husband.
Ross: Yea, I guess.
Rachel: And, it’s really cool.
[Pheobe's place]
Pheobe: That is the last one.
Joey: Let's go.
Pheobe: I-I-I-I I can't do it Joey.
Joey: Wha? WHY?
Pheobe: I'm gonna miss this place so much, y'know. There are so many memories. Over there is where I tried walking up the wall, and over there was where Rachel and I had our first heart to heart talk. I can't just leave.
Joey: Listen Pheebs, Life is about moving on. You will make so many memories at my place too! We will make our own memories.
Pheobe: Ok.
(Joey leaves. Pheobe is all alone in the apartment. She turns for one last shot of it, then turns off the lights and shuts the door behind her.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Gynecologists]
Chandler: Looks like my dad's room in here.
Monica: The doctor will be in at any minute with the results of how our baby is doing.
(On cue, the doctor enters)
DR: Hello. How are we?
Monica: We are great.
Chandler: Yep.
DR: Ok, I have some really bad news. I’m afraid you have lost the baby.
Monica: What? How?
DR: It appears that you are infertile, which means you cannot carry children.
Monica: O MY GOD! Are-are you sure? There’s no possible way?
DR: I’m sorry, no.
Monica: So, so that’s it. I can’t have kids. I can’t have a family.
DR: Oh, of course there are other options.
Chandler: Like?
DR: Adoption, oh, and you could have another able woman carry the child.
Monica: My friend did that for her brother.
DR: See? And I will ask you…why bring another child into this world when there are so many others suffering, being abused and hurting themselves. Can’t you take the love that you have for a child and give it to one who needs it?
Monica: (disappointed) Yes. I can.
DR: There you go. Now, if you decide to adopt, here are some brochures. If you find a person carry the baby for you, here’s my number in my office.
(DR exits)
Chandler: Mon, it’s going to be fine.
Monica: No, it’s not.
[Rachel and Ross’]
Ross: There, now you are fully unpacked.
Rachel: Now we can relax.
Ross: So….
Rachel: you want to plug in my computer don’t you?
Ross: uh-huh.
Rachel: OK!
(They go and plug it in)
Ross: wow, nice monitor.
Rachel: I know. I like the mouse.
Ross: Well, should we thank your dad?
Rachel: no, it’s a bribe.
Ross: Well, now you can tell him that he can’t boss you around. But you’re keeping the bribe.
Rachel: If I keep the bribe I have to move out, Ross; if I give it back, he will know that I can make my own decisions.
Ross: I want to keep it.
Rachel: Well, um, tell ya’what. We give this back and stand up to the big bad wolf, and our first thing we buy together in our home, is a Dell Computer. Okay?
Ross: Okay.
(Kiss)
Rachel: I love you.
Ross: I love you too.
Rachel: Ok, so let’s pack it up.