[Airplane]
Pheobe:
(to Joey) That was so much fun.
Joey:
So, uh, when should we tell them?
Pheobe:
Uh, How about after everyone is situated, ok?
Joey:
Okay, Mrs. Tribbiani. (He then smiles, and she returns the smile)
(Chandler and Monica’s seats)
Monica:
So, when should we tell them?
Chandler:
Later, when everyone is situated.
Monica:
Okay. (She proceeds to rub her stomach)
(Ross and Rachel’s
seats)
Rachel:
So, when do we tell them?
Ross:
Give it a day or so, when every one is situated.
Rachel:
Oh my gosh, a day or so? Do you know how hard it has been to keep my hands off
of you when we where around them? It’s crazy! It’s like I have wanted you for
so long, but can’t have you. You have no idea!
Ross:
(just stares at her, like “o my gosh your not serious!”)
Rachel
okay maybe you do.
OPENING CREDITS
[Plane]
(Joey and Pheobe’s seats)
Pheobe:
Oh my gosh!
Joey:
What! What’s wrong?
Pheobe:
You know how you get that feeling that someone has a big secret and won’t tell
you?
Joey:
Yea.
Pheobe:
Really?
Joey:
no.
Pheobe:
Well, I feel like Monica and Chandler have a secret!
Joey:
Shhhhh, their right behind us!
Pheobe:
Let’s just listen to see if anything comes up…
(Silence)
[Monica
and Chandler’s]
Monica.
This is so great. I can’t wait to tell everyone the news!
Chandler:
I know I can’t believe we’re….
(Just then,
Joey and Pheobe fall out of their seats)
Pheobe:
Joey! You horn dog!
Joey:
I’m sorry, I couldn’t control myself.
Stewardess:
Excuse me; you have to stay seated until we tell you that you can move around
the area.
Pheobe:
Ok, sorry. Bad boy Joey. Buckle up.
(Joey and Pheobe buckle up.)
Monica:
Oh my God!
Chandler:
What?
Monica:
Listen!
Rachel:
(From the seat’s behind them) Meet me in the bathroom in Two minutes.
Ross:
Yea, ok.
Rachel:
(LOUDLY) Well, Ross, Looks like I have to go to the bathroom.
Ross:
Ok Rachel.
Rachel:
(whispers) I mean it! Two minutes!
Ross:
Got it, go!
(Rachel walks off and Ross’ eyes follow
her)
Rachel:
I know your watching me walk away!
Chandler: (Turning and Whispering to
Ross) Ross, what’s going on? Are you guys back together?
Ross:
Don’t tell Mon, but, yea.
Chandler:
Wow! That is so great! How long?
Ross:
since the first day we got here!
Chandler:
That is rad dude! I can’t pull that off, can I?
Ross:
No. Oh, I have to go to the “Bathroom” (Makes quotes with his fingers on
bathroom)
Chandler:
Go on!
[Bathroom]
Ross:
(Enters and locks the door]
Rachel:
What took so long?
Ross:
I was talking to Chandler about Joey’s arm.
Rachel:
I was only asking, I really don’t care. Come here!
(They kiss very
passionately)
Ross:
Rachel, I uh, I can’t breath.
Rachel:
I know, it is kind of cramped in here, huh?
Ross:
Yea
Rachel:
Ok, I’ll go. But when we get home, we need to tell them so we’re not going
stuff like this! We’ll go to your place!
Ross:
Why don’t you unpack there?
Rachel:
What?
Ross:
I mean, why don’t you move in with me?
Rachel:
No, seriously, what?
Ross:
Yea. I know it’s soon, but we have dated in the past. Why don’t we just start
off back where we ended? I mean, I was going to ask you the night we took a
break to move in with me.
Rachel:
Really?
Ross:
Yea.
Rachel:
Ok!
Ross:
I love you!
Rachel:
I love you too!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Pheobe and Joe’s seats]
Pheobe:
Hear anything?
Joey:
Hold on……………………No.
Pheobe:
Oh, oh… Listen…
(Behind
them)
Monica:
So we’ve decided! If it’s a girl, we’ll name her Emma, and If it is a boy…
Chandler:
We will name him Bryan.
Pheobe:
Their having a baby!
Joey:
Oh my gosh, this is huge!
Pheobe:
I know!
Joey:
Listen I have to go to the bathroom; I’ll be right back!
(Joey heads for the bathroom, Ross
exits.)
Joey:
Just in time! I really gotta go!
Ross:
Don’t you mean; have to?
Joey:
Yea something like that.
(Joey goes to open the door, it’s
locked)
Joey:
Ok, Ross, you just came out and it’s locked.
Ross:
well um (Rachel exits)
Joey:
(Mimicking Janice) OH…MUY…GAWT!
Ross:
It’s not what it looks like!
Rachel:
Ok, it is, but you can’t tell any one. We are going to tell them s soon as we
get home.
Joey:
No! Not again! I had to go through all of that with Chandler and Monica!
Rachel:
No, no, no, no, no, see, um we are going to tell them asawgh.
Ross:
Ok, it’s Joey, Rach.
Rachel:
As Soon As We Get Home. It won’t go on as a secret for very long. We will tell
them, we promise.
Joey:
Ok…. Congratulations. But, I HAVE TO PEE!
Rachel/Ross:
Ok, go!
COMMERCIAL
BREAK!
[Monica
and Chandler’s Apartment.] (Every one is there.)
Monica:
Every one, we have an announcement. Chandler and I, we’re, we’re gonna have a
baby.
All:
Great! Awesome! O my god!
Monica:
I know!
Pheobe:
Well, I have an announcement too. Joey and I are married!
(Silence.)
Rachel:
Pheobe! How could you! You knew we all wanted to be apart of your guys’
weddings. At least been there!
Pheobe:
I know, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
Monica:
you guys haven’t even dated!
Joey:
I know but Phoebe is my best friend. I know her perfectly well. And well, if
you guys wanted to be there for the wedding, then we will have a full ceremony
soon!
Pheobe: Well, ok.
Joey:
Well, Rachel, I’m sorry but I will have to kick you out. That room you have
will be for the baby.
Pheobe:
We’re not pregnant.
Joey:
Yea, but if we are married, won’t we want to have kids?
Pheobe:
Oh, yea I see what your getting at, ok. Oh, Rach, you can talk to my roommate
about moving in. She probably wouldn’t mind.
Rachel:
That’s okay. I have a place to stay.
Pheobe:
Where?
Rachel:
That’s my announcement. I’m moving in with Ross.
(Shocked)
Monica:
That’s so great! Wait, what about Andy?
Rachel:
I broke up with him. Ross and I are finally together!
Pheobe:
I know! FINALLY.
Monica:
So, is this gonna be it though?
Rachel:
yea, this is it.
Closing Credits